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Clips from Vice Principals - The Principal (S01E01)

"So far so good?"
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"You get turned the fuck out."
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"and gets his ass fucked, then becomes a girl."
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"Get the whole goddamn thing wiped from your record?"
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"Well, yeah, but why?"
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"Arrange all your goddamn classmates"
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"- Walkout? Like, leave school? - Yeah."
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"Matthew Potter's a good kid, and, uh, you were right,"
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"he doesn't deserve to have the book thrown at him."
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"What happened to the rules are rules thing?"
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"Yeah."
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"The tides are turning, Ms. Snodgrass."
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"That little sassy cuss."
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"Fuck you."
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"Sounds like you up to something to me, Mr. Gamby."
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"at approximately 2:03 PM today."
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"No, Dayshawn, not like a school shooting."
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"So I'm gonna need your help planning"
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"to show myself, but also have some fun."
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"Light bulb! Ice cream social!"
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"I... I hate ice cream."
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"Did I hear ice cream?"
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"I know that sounds complicated, but I'm gonna"
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"I tried, I tried."
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"Our deal, it's done."
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"and drill you right in your asshole!"
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"Well, this complaint says, and I quote,"
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"She's not very smart, and if she's in charge,"
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"this school will suffer in a horrible way."
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"Why, yes, it does."
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"I wrote the complaint against you."
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"Mr. Gamby, I've been doing his for some time now."
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"that people feel like they've been passed over,"
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"and very pleasant when dealing with me"
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"No, it's not a problem."
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"And when the time's right, I'm gonna stab that bitch"
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"Fuck her."
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"Now, she's my enemy,"
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"and she's your enemy,"
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"Old Glory rises by these hands."
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"I... I just know that Maria's gonna pull through."
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"I'm just so sorry to leave both of you in this situation..."
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"principal-less just as the school year is picking up steam."
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"But Maria needs me now."
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"but for my own knowledge, sir,"
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"and if you don't feel comfortable saying,"
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"please feel free to decline,"
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"but do you know who will be replacing you?"
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"Oh, here come the buzzards. Why don't you just let"
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"Just remember one thing,"
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"It's not about you two."
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"a little while for it to sink in with this one here,"
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"- It's a Gamby promise. - Go to hell, Gamby."
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"Make me go to hell, Lee."
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"- Enough. - Enough."
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"- You enough. - Oh, fuck off."
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"You fuck yourself off. If you like it so much, you..."
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"Just say the goddamn pledge!"
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"Fuck-head."
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"and to the Republic for which it stands,"
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"That was a good pledge, sir."
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"It was a very good pledge, sir."
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"Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby."
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"Move!"
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"Go!"
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"What are y'all watching, a cage match?"
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"Principal Welles' last day at school,"
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"It's not very respectful, if you ask me."
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"You see that paddle over there?"
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"That paddle used to belong to my father when he was a principal."
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"You wanna throw punches in the hallway?"
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"I will pull that paddle down and it will swing."
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"We were just kidding around. Josh, shut it."
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"Matthew, what happened?"
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"a very dramatic thing for a beautiful woman"
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"like yourself to witness such barbarianism,"
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"Matthew, go head."
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"Josh is right."
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"We were just playing around"
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"and got carried away."
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"All right, stonewall me, man."
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"I can't help you if you don't let me."
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"excuse me, but obviously these two"
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"are pressuring Matthew into not saying anything."
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"And take it from me, he's a good student."
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"Uh, I deal with them on a regular basis, all right?"
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"Now, I get it. You're a new teacher."
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"You're full of ideals. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed."
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"But you're a little out of your jurisdiction, okay?"
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"when it comes to violence in this school."
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"Doesn't matter who started it."
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"Everyone gets punished."
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"Corey L., five days out of school suspension."
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"You pop me one more time, you son-of-a-bitch,"
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"and I will bounce you right the fuck out of this school."
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"Potter, Josh Props,"
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"Potter, I don't want to see you in here again."
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"Josh Props, I know I'll see you again,"
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"Make me sick."
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"Mr. Gamby?"
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"Guess we took care of that, huh?"
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"I can't believe you're gonna put something like that on Matthew's record."
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"- Rules are rules. - Yeah, but if a rule is unfair,"
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"then maybe it shouldn't be enforced."
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"some vice principals operate, but that's not the way I do."
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"Oh."
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"See ya."
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"You know what, I think you want the hospital."
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"What's happening, Dayshawn?"
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"What's the chatter amongst the other workers, huh?"
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"Oh, you know, they, uh, they pulling for you."
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"- But, um... - But, um, what?"
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"He laughing it up with them teachers."
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"They invite me all the time. I just, you know,"
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"I choose not to eat lunch with them."
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"I mean, I'd much rather spend my time befriending,"
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"You know, how... how do these children eat food?"
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"It ain't that difficult to move these trays around."
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"And when I become principal,"
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"I'm gonna make sure you finally get the respect you're due."
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