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Clips from Vice Principals - The Principal (S01E01)

"For the final time..."
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"Suffice to say, it has been an honor."
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"It's gonna be okay, sir."
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"I... I don't want to make light of the situation,"
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"the man grieve for his dying wife, huh?"
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"Give him that."
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"has yet to make a decision."
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"I get it. I mean, it might take"
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"but I hear you loud and clear."
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"You fuck, Fuck you."
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"Shit fucker."
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"I pledge allegiance"
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"of the United States of America"
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"one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty"
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"I'm going to turn around now, knuckleheads."
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"Yeah!"
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"Ooh!"
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"Okay, that was not smart."
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"Down there, get up!"
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"Get back to class, you savages!"
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"and this is the day you all decide to throw down."
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"Sick to my stomach."
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"Oh, I can help."
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"He didn't throw a single punch."
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"but please allow me to conduct the investigation, okay?"
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"We got a zero-tolerance policy"
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"You punch like a woman."
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"Five days in-school suspension."
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"Do you understand me?"
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"so until next time."
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"Get out of my face right now."
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"Well, you know, that might be the way"
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"But I have enjoyed this spirited debate."
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"Who you all pulling for in the principal race?"
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"You know what I mean?"
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"I mean, people got to like your ass."
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"Now, how come the teachers never invite you to eat lunch?"
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"They do invite me to eat lunch."
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"They're just a bunch of elitist assholes."
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"I mean, those teachers, they can come and go."
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"When we call in sick,"
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"the other guys just pick up the slack, man."
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"You're gonna get us a raise?"
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"No, no, it's not gonna be a raise."
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"people don't look down upon you like they do now."
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"I didn't know anybody was looking down on me, but..."
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"just like, I would never want to do that job."
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"Yeah, but if you could line up that raise..."
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"Not gonna be a raise, Dayshawn."
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"Don't ask again."
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"Well, I'm just saying if you can get me that money,"
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"♪ Oh ♪"
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"♪ To never have ♪"
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"♪ Did you ever know ♪"
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"what's so damn funny in my office"
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"It's not funny."
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"please come to the front office."
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"Thank you."
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"You ambitious little weasel."
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"- And I saw your little fucking sign. - What sign?"
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"And those who want to be catty little bitches,"
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"well, they can kiss their fucking jobs goodbye."
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"You wish you had my life."
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"A fucking divorced loser is what you are."
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"I know. She's gotta keep the heels down though."
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"Hello, Gale, Ray."
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"Actually, I saw it when I was walking up. Worry about yourself."
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"Hey, Janelle!"
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"Well, actually, it's not about me"
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"all over town like you always do,"
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"Nope."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"- But Dad, it's nasty. - Put it on."
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"Look. I'm not trying to yell. I just, I know, you've been"
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"Got some good news."
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"I can do whatever I want and never get in trouble?"
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"All right, Janelle, come on, honey. Let's go."
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"Ray, I'm talking to my daughter,"
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"not your daughter 'cause she's never gonna be your daughter."
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"Okay, well, wrap it up, Neal."
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"It's pretty awesome."
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"It is pretty awesome."
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"Neal Gamby, this is Sterling Credit, a debt collector."
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"first thing tomorrow morning."
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"Damn yes!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Your house, your car,"
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"Excuse me, Superintendent Haas is here."
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"- Hello, Mr. Gamby. - Mr. Haas."
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"Good to see ya."
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"Gotta use your sun protection."
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"So smart. Your wife rules."
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"Yeah, she's good."
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"You know, we gotta think about the future."
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"that I'm late."
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"Now, North Jackson's not the newest school"
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"in the district, but it is to me"
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"- Oh-ho-ho! - Oh!"
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"Flattery will get you everywhere."
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"- Oh! - Fuck you, Russell."
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"You look a little pale."
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"I tend to have this effect on men,"
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"Well, I know I can't breathe."
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"Well, she's gonna run this school into the ground. That's the issue."
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"I'm gonna file a formal complaint with the school board."
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"so they know we mean business."
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"- Not a chance. - Not a chance."
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"I don't know why I thought this time would be any different."
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"You know, I'm getting pretty sick and tired"
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"Make your move, motherfucker,"
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"- Settle down! - Bruce! Bruce!"
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"- Surprise! - Ah, shit!"
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"- Neal! - Goddamn it, Ray!"
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"You broke my computer!"
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"I don't even know what this is."
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"Is this what you wanted?"
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"I didn't get the job."
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"See?"
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"Because they fear me."
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"Just waitin' on the bus."
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