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Clips from Easy A (2010)

"- You ready for the grand finale? - Yeah. What?"
Easy A (2010)
"Oh, yeah."
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"Go forth, my son. You're a man now."
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"Thank you."
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"What's up?"
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"Well, well, let's just say I'll be walking funny tomorrow."
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"I know."
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"- I'm gonna go. - You sure?"
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"- Yeah. Bye. - See you at the salt mines."
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"Never had one lesson."
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"A dyed-in-the-wool homosexual, that boy is."
Easy A (2010)
"...so we'd have a second shot at raising kids."
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"Okay, door's right over there. Keep going."
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"- Take it down. - Go take that out to Dad. Nice."
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"Is it true you got with Brandon at Melody Dipshit's party?"
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"That's what everyone is saying happened."
Easy A (2010)
"- ...throwing your cat at everybody. - I'm not throwing my cat at everybody."
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"Must've been embarrassing."
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"...to let her know that everyone, and I do mean everyone, is calling her..."
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"...a dirty skank."
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"And you're a jealous virgin."
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"People thought I was a dirty skank?"
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"Shit."
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"...which can't be true, due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend."
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"Hey, no judgment. All God's children. It's fine."
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"No big deal. We all do it. It's okay."
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"Dad, can you just shut the door, please?"
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"What's a...? What's an anagram?"
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"You wanna know what my problem is?"
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"No. That was a rhetorical question. I don't wanna know anything from you."
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"We are not friends anymore."
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"Oh, rats."
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"Nothing."
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"Don't forget, tomorrow's Earth Day."
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"I tried to witness to her,"
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"Make me a promise."
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"We promise."
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"I put an A on my wardrobe just like they asked."
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"Oh, my God, that was Melody Bostic's house."
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"Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him."
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"Wait, wait. I can pay you."
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"I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard..."
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"- ...your teeth will bleed. - Can you do it in front of everyone?"
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"- Are you threatening me? - I'll give you 100 bucks."
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"Wait a minute. A hundred bucks for second base?"
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"You know, the sad thing is, Evan..."
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"...I might've said yes."
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"Not now I don't, shit-dick."
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"...spread around the school faster than..."
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"Well, faster than the first rumor about me spread."
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"And whether I liked it or not, I had a lot of customers."
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"Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy..."
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"I got $50 from T.J. Maxx so that Eric Ling could say..."
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"Ninety dollars from Panda Express so Ryan Dukes could tell people..."
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"They had an expiration date and were only good..."
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"I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window."
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"I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air..."
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"...for no apparent reason."
Easy A (2010)
"So instead of all that..."
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"...this brings us to part four."
Easy A (2010)
"How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop..."
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"- I'm accessorizing. - Really?"
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"I'm hearing some rumors."
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"When did teachers become privy to idle adolescent gossip?"
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"Roman is having an okay day..."
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"Who gives a rat's ass?"
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"- ...Hawthorne wrote about. - You are one of the few that read it."
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"If I read one more paper from one of your classmates..."
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"Yeah."
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"That does not surprise me."
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"It is."
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"That snotty, Jesus-freak office aide I have..."
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"- All right, bye. - Yeah. Bye."
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"I'm thinking about another gateway. It's a..."
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"Making spaghetti."
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"Enjoy eating your meat."
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"Getting them nice and sharp?"
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"Sharpening those pencils. Sharp, sharp, sharp."
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"Good job."
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"Am I in trouble?"
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"No, you're not in trouble."
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"If I open up to you, do you promise this stays in confidence?"
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"I mean, I have a reputation to uphold."
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"Oh, you really do. Here you go."
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"The pill is not 100 percent effective."
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"...but he is here by choice."
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"It's his choice that he's a fourth-year senior"
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"His choice. His? His?"
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"Capital H?"
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"Is he struggling with his sexuality?"
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"See? All right, that's the spirit. Everything's gonna be okay."
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"Okay."
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"Wait. Why are you even being so nice to me?"
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"I mean, I really want us to be friends. Can we please be friends?"
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"And for a day, we were actually really good friends."
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"Olive. Olive Penderghast."
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"That bitch!"
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"Oh, God."
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"She just smacked the bejesus out of me."
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"you're supposed to use that kind of language in front of a student."
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"Wait. You... Oh, my God."
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"I... Wait, what does that have to do with me?"
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"You should know that my marriage is not great."
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"But I'll... I'm gonna fix it, Olive. Okay? I'll tell everyone."
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"...or maybe I just couldn't stand to see..."
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"...my favorite teacher's marriage crumble."
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"- You're going to hell, Olive! - Get out of here!"
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"Why are you doing this?"
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"- Not now, Quiznos. - You're a slut."
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"- You okay? - Yeah. I'm awesome. I'm awesome."
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"Screw all these people, Olive."
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"You're going to hell!"
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"They sense any weakness, they pounce like jungle cats."
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"I was used to being by myself, but I had never felt more alone."
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"I thought I should look into what they were running around thumping about."
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"And as every war that's ever been fought can tell you..."
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"...there are many ways you can interpret it."
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"Except the Civil War. That was pure racism."
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"But really, I just kind of wanted someone to talk to."
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"It's just that a lot of people have been asking me to do things..."
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