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Clips from The Office - Boys and Girls (S02E02)

"But I just want to keep it within reason. Michael."
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"We just need you to leave, please."
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"About what? I don't know."
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"Clothes. Me."
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"I really apologize... Jan?"
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"...for that. Yes, Pam?"
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"Men who are assertive tend to be admired. They're called..."
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"What is?"
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"Toby? Come on over."
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"Let's just clap. Ready?"
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"Yeah! Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
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"We have nowhere else, Jan."
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"Dwight. Excellent idea. Go to the warehouse."
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"You know what? There is another side to this place, gentlemen."
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"And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office,"
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"We are going to learn how a warehouse works."
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"Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job,"
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"and I haven't been there in months."
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"This is Darryl. One of our warehouse staff."
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"Darryl, what is your biggest fear?"
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"There's Roy, riding the big rig."
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"Why?"
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"Brangelina is the Brad Pitt and Angelina. I don't understand."
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"I bet he'll try to beat you up."
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"I got your back, if he does."
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"White collar, blue collar."
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"Because I am collar-blind."
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"Why don't we go around the table and all say something that we know we're good at?"
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"Good at supplier relations."
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"E- mails, spreadsheets. All that."
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"heard there's a rumor going around about you used to have a crush on Pam and..."
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"Yeah. No, yeah. Definitely."
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"You know, it's great with me. 'Cause that way..."
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"you know, when she gets home. Yeah. I like talking to her, too."
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"Yup. Cool, man. Good. All right. Sweet."
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"Okay. Let's go."
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"That is an excellent goal."
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"I want an SUV with three rows of seats."
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"Ponies."
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"Stand clear. Mike, get off of the lift. Please!"
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"And that's gonna happen. You know, we're guys, so..."
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"I'll go. ... stay, or..."
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"And a big walk-in closet."
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"Oh, that's part of my dream, too. Oh, me, too."
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"And I love to draw."
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"And I did a little in college, and I'd still love to do something"
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"Well, I have a job right now."
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"but I'm sure that I could ask Corporate to help you out."
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"There are always a million reasons not to do something."
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"So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here, speeding around on the lift,"
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"Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I was breathing. Pam shushes me. It drives me crazy."
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"What... Okay. What is our beef, as human men?"
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"I'm a professional woman,"
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"I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this."
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"Jan aspires to be a whore."
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"I hate that, too! I hate that, too!"
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"Yeah, on our salaries, man. What do they expect?"
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"You know, Take us out every weekend, you know what I mean?"
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"I feel you, man. We're not millionaires."
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"How can you? You know what? Not literally."
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"God, what is that? Exactly."
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"It blows. It blows, man!"
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"You know what, is that necessary?"
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"You know what? I think our problem is the chicks."
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"Are you with us, Mike? Yeah..."
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"Another issue is inequality of pay between men and women."
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"and they have some good points. What? A union?"
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"What are the pros? What are the cons?"
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"What do you think the pros are here?"
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"Now who's getting hysterical? Okay. Come on, Jan."
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"We have a history. We have a history between us."
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"Get yourself downstairs."
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"Par for the course is a golf term. It means right on track."
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"Like, you went to Chili's, and he got to second base with you."
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"But, hey, something kind of cool,"
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"That's great! It's really cool."
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"I think we're all okay with the balance we've struck."
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"You have no kids, right? Thank God."
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"Hi. Did you take care of the situation?"
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"I'm told that there has been some interest in forming a union,"
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"Obviously, he's not a friend of yours,"
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"If there is even a whiff of unionizing in this branch,"
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"So I would think long and hard before sacrificing your savings and your futures"
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"To Michael."
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"it was just something I read in this book when I was 12."
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"It's just, like... No big reason."
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"Roy's right. There's no guarantee it's gonna lead to anything, anyway."
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"What? You have something you want to say?"
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"You gotta take a chance on something, sometime, Pam."
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"It's impractical."
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"They don't even make houses like that in Scranton."
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"Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza."
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"White people love pizza. Black people love pizza."
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"Hey, watch it. Watch it."
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"Thank you to our hosts."
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"Hey, Michael!"
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"Excellent."
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"Is it good to be back? Yeah. I mean, I love the guy stuff,"
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"It's very nice to see all of you."
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"Today is a women in the workplace thing."
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"I don't really know what."
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"But Michael's not allowed in. She said that about five times."
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"Women today, though we have the same options as men,"
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"we often face a very different set of obstacles"
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"In getting there. So..."
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"Hey, what's going on? Michael..."
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"I thought about it. I just have a few things I want to say."
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"What are you doing? Just hear me out."
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"Equality."
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"Now, studies show that today's woman, the Ally McBeal Woman, as I call her,"
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"Michael... And... No, just..."
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"You have come a long way, baby."
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"They did this up in Albany... You are not allowed in this session, okay?"
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"...and they ended up turning"
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"Now you're really not allowed in this session."
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"Well, I'm their boss. I am your boss."
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"Anybody want any coffee or anything? We're fine, Michael."
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"Women in the workplace."
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"so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls."
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