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Clips from Seinfeld - The Seven (S07E07)

"Oh, really?"
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"Jerry, if you're gonna be snacking on these..."
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"What's even more amazing is his formal training is in paediatrics."
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"All right. Let's just stay calm here."
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"- Why? What's your beef? - You cannot buy half a can of soda."
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"Good to see you."
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"...and give half to each of you."
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"I'll be in the same clothes."
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"Closed? All right."
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"Oh, yeah. A wise man once taught me the healing power..."
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"Yeah, I'd go for that. Would you go for that?"
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"- All right, yeah. - Yeah."
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"Well, I don't have this kind of cash."
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"Because at the end of the week you add them."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- You could have twisted it? - I don't know."
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"I'm flattered you'd appeal to my wisdom."
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"Oh, God."
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"So am I."
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"- Hey, you're riding a girls' bike. - Kramer."
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"Oh, yeah, it would be great for your paper route."
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"And we love the name. It's very unusual."
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"They hated it. They were just humouring you."
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"I think I'm just gonna go to bed."
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"When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit."
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"I had this name for a long time."
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"...of the body's natural pressure points."
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"...based on your human qualities. Right? Let's face it."
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"Nice tie. Well, thank you. Thank you very much."
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"All right. I'll tell you what."
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"Hey."
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"He's a genius."
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"- Maxwell House? - All right, already."
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"Yes, I am."
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"Lookit, Kramer, you are not getting this bike."
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"- All right. - Yeah."
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"Watch your step."
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"I'm fine."
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"...it cannot be swayed by pity, emotion or human compassion of any kind."
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"Look, Jerry, you know the whole story."
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"- I know exactly what you mean. - Oh, I'm sure you do."
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"Is she wearing the same thing over and over again?"
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"- Okay, okay. - Okay."
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"These were not easy questions to answer."
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"All right, Hobo Joe."
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"It's early. Let's go out."
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"I'm having sex with the cousin."
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"Hello, Christie. I was wondering if we could get together again."
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"No, you gotta give me back that bike. Newman, give it."
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"Oh, look at this."
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"That is a Schwinn Sting-Ray. And it's the girls' model."
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"I love it. I'm getting it."
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"- Your friend needs some help. - The only way to really help her..."
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"- Come on, I'm eating here. - George."
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"- What, you don't like the name? - It's not a name. It's a number."
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"All right, I take what I want. Here."
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"And then I put it in the bowl."
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"Look, I gotta run some errands."
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"Three days. Well, maybe you caught her on the cusp of a new wash cycle."
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"Oh, that's good, because it was your last."
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"Newman!"
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"Why can't we use Seven?"
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"Fourteen. Fourteen."
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"What? This is your solution?"
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"I'm going for a ride."
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"I'd rather it belong to another than see it destroyed."
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"All right. Let's begin."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Not so fast, Elaine."
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"Newman, give it to her. I beg you."
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"Kramer."
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