Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Seinfeld - The Seven (S07E07)

"My half is gone."
Seinfeld
"- What? - Yeah."
Seinfeld
"I put my half a can here in the tab."
Seinfeld
"- Well, why not? - I don't wanna get into the physics of it."
Seinfeld
"- Yeah. - That is the sound..."
Seinfeld
"- All right. - You bite it, you bought it."
Seinfeld
"Oh, so how's the neck?"
Seinfeld
"Nice and loose?"
Seinfeld
"It's a verbal contract. We had a deal."
Seinfeld
"No, we didn't."
Seinfeld
"Well my friend Jay Riemenschneider eats horse all the time."
Seinfeld
"He gets it from his butcher."
Seinfeld
"This is not the point."
Seinfeld
"The point is, you just can't have the bike."
Seinfeld
"I mean, George, yeah, I can see that. Even Jerry."
Seinfeld
"They're over here."
Seinfeld
"Now you're all:"
Seinfeld
"Well, I don't know how original it's gonna be."
Seinfeld
"- Why not? - Well, I was telling Carrie..."
Seinfeld
"...about our argument. And when I told them the name, they just loved it."
Seinfeld
"- So, what are you saying? - They're naming their baby Seven."
Seinfeld
"I can't believe they're using it."
Seinfeld
"Now, it's not gonna be original."
Seinfeld
"It's gonna lose all its cachet."
Seinfeld
"Oh, it's got cachet, baby."
Seinfeld
"It's got cachet up the ying-yang."
Seinfeld
"Excuse me, Elaine."
Seinfeld
"Over here."
Seinfeld
"I thought that was you. You're Jerry's friend."
Seinfeld
"Yeah. Yeah."
Seinfeld
"- Christie? - Yes, how you doing?"
Seinfeld
"- Looking good. - Hey, Cosmo."
Seinfeld
"- Nice wheels. - You got that right."
Seinfeld
"Kramer."
Seinfeld
"It's George Costanza."
Seinfeld
"- Kramer! - Hey."
Seinfeld
"God. Is Kramer back from his little joyride yet?"
Seinfeld
"- Haven't seen him. How's the neck? - His chiropractic job was a crock."
Seinfeld
"I mean, it's even worse than it was before."
Seinfeld
"...for moving a person's spine around."
Seinfeld
"I think I ran into that girl from the antique store."
Seinfeld
"- What's her name, Christie? - You saw her? What was she wearing?"
Seinfeld
"I don't know. I couldn't see. I couldn't look down..."
Seinfeld
"- ... because of my neck. - Didn't you get a glimpse?"
Seinfeld
"What are you talking about? We had a deal."
Seinfeld
"You gotta give me back that bike. Look at this! Look!"
Seinfeld
"I couldn't even crawl out of bed this morning."
Seinfeld
"- What? You never told me that. - Well, it's common sense."
Seinfeld
"What is he talking about? He's being ridiculous."
Seinfeld
"...precludes my getting involved."
Seinfeld
"What you need is an impartial mediator."
Seinfeld
"All right, I'm down."
Seinfeld
"It would have to be someone who hasn't heard the story."
Seinfeld
"So that's the situation."
Seinfeld
"You present an interesting dilemma."
Seinfeld
"As a federal employee, I believe the law is all we have."
Seinfeld
"It's all that separates us from the savages..."
Seinfeld
"...who don't deserve the privilege of mail."
Seinfeld
"Stuffing parcels in mailboxes, where they don't belong."
Seinfeld
"Do I have your word?"
Seinfeld
"It's my name. I made it up. You can't just steal it."
Seinfeld
"Well, it's not as if Susan's pregnant."
Seinfeld
"You already postponed the wedding. Who knows if you'll get married."
Seinfeld
"Look, we're both big Mickey Mantle fans."
Seinfeld
"- We don't care for Soda. - You don't care for Soda?"
Seinfeld
"- What is it? - I felt something."
Seinfeld
"Oh, God. Okay, let's not panic. Let's just get to the hospital."
Seinfeld
"- Okay. - I got the suitcase packed right here."
Seinfeld
"Nine? Thirteen? Thirteen is no good."
Seinfeld
"Are you okay, Jerry? You seem quiet."
Seinfeld
"Or does she have a c/oset fu/ of these /ik e Superman?"
Seinfeld
"I've got to un/ock this mystery."
Seinfeld
"Do you mind if we go back to my apartment so I can change?"
Seinfeld
"Change? Yes, I think that's a super idea."
Seinfeld
"George, she's in labour."
Seinfeld
"But was it not still a promise?"
Seinfeld
"And, Kramer, you did provide a service in exchange for compensation."
Seinfeld
"But does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer..."
Seinfeld
"...to some assurance of reliability?"
Seinfeld
"We will cut the bike down the middle..."
Seinfeld
"To ruin the bike?"
Seinfeld
"All right. Fine, fine. Go ahead."
Seinfeld
"- Cut the stupid thing in half. - No, no, no. Give it to her."
Seinfeld
"...would rather give it away than see it come to harm."
Seinfeld
"- Kramer, the bike is yours. - What?"
Seinfeld
"But this isn't fair."
Seinfeld
"Well, tell it to the judge, honey."
Seinfeld
"Here we are."
Seinfeld
"Yes, change. By all means, change."
Seinfeld
"You don't like Kimberly?"
Seinfeld
"- Pamela? - Pamela?"
Seinfeld
"All names sound strange the first time you hear them."
Seinfeld
"You can't eat a sandwich without Dijon."
Seinfeld
"Yeah, you're right. I really should keep more of your favourites on hand."
Seinfeld
"Hey. What's with your neck?"
Seinfeld
"Well, if it's any consolation, I did get her number."
Seinfeld
"Did you wrench it? Did you jam it?"
Seinfeld
"Oh, no, no, no. No, of course not."
Seinfeld
"You wanna hear what it is? Are you ready?"
Seinfeld
"- The same outfit? - The exact same outfit."
Seinfeld
"Einstein wore the exact same outfit every day."
Seinfeld
"Mickey..."
Seinfeld
"Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana."
Seinfeld
"- All right. - Thank you."
Seinfeld
"Boy, I am really surprised at you."
Seinfeld
"You are the last person I figured would do something like this."
Seinfeld
"I think we need to talk."
Seinfeld
"Kramer."
Seinfeld
"- Did you have a nice ride? - Oh, great ride."
Seinfeld
"Someone who is unencumbered by any emotional attachment."
Seinfeld
"But you must promise that you will abide by my decision..."
Seinfeld
"My cocoa."
Seinfeld
"Hey, hey, don't worry about me. I'm not a waffler. I don't waffle."
Seinfeld
"You know, the thing is, I kind of promised the widow Mantle..."
Seinfeld
"...that I would name my baby Seven."
Seinfeld
"On the one hand, Elaine..."
Seinfeld
"...your promise was given in haste."
Seinfeld
"Only the bike's true owner..."
Seinfeld
"She never changes. Oh, my God."
Seinfeld
"- Okay, breathe, honey. Breathe. - You're really being very selfish."
Seinfeld
Show more clips