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Clips from Seinfeld - The Seven (S07E07)

"But it's the end of the week, so I added up your tab."
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"- Few do. - I'm good for it."
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"Yeah, well, until this bill is paid, the food court is closed."
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"I'll get that money for you in five minutes. And don't eat any more."
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"Hey, that's my bike."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no. I bought it from Kramer."
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"He was hard up for cash."
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"Fifty bucks. Can you believe it?"
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"I had to make some minor modifications."
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"Solid tires, reinforced seat post..."
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"...heavy-duty shocks. But, baby, this is one sweet ride."
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"Elaine, Elaine. Help me. Help me."
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"I love it when people are complimented on their clothes."
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"And they accept the compliment as if it was about them."
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"And that's the job of clothes. To get compliments for us."
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"It's much easier to be a bastard and just try and match the colours up."
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"Boy. Oh, I miss the days when they made toys that could kill a kid."
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"Oh, cool. Look at that."
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"Yeah, I'm right there with you."
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"Oh, I always wanted one of these when I was little."
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"What do you think, Jerry?"
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"Jerry. What do you think?"
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"Can you help me get it down, Jerr? Jerry."
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"...is to just let her be."
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"So, Carrie, you and Susan are cousins."
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"So your baby daughter is gonna be Susan's second cousin, right?"
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"- So, what does that make me? - It doesn't make you anything."
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"So have you picked out a name yet?"
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"Well, we've narrowed it down to a few."
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"- What else you got? - How about Joan?"
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"You want a beautiful name? Soda."
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"- What? - Soda."
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"S- O-D-A. Soda."
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"I don't know. It sounds a little strange."
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"...the first time they heard it?"
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"- Yeah, but Soda? - Yeah, that's right."
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"- It's working. - We'll put it on the list."
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"I solve problems. That's just what I do."
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"That's good."
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"You're going to town with that turkey."
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"Oh, Jerry. You got no mustard."
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"No, I said, mustard, Jerry. Dijon."
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"I still wanna do it."
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"- It's half a pound of turkey. - I can't eat that."
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"What, are you unhappy with our arrangement?"
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"What arrangement?"
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"I was under the impression that I could take anything I wanted..."
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"...from your fridge. You take whatever from mine."
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"Let me know when you get something in there, and I will."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey."
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"It's still killing me from having to get that bike off the wall..."
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"...by myself."
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"Oh, I doubt you strained it. Maybe you pulled it."
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"- Maybe you squeezed it and turned it? - Why don't you..."
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"- ... just shut the hell up. - All right."
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"God, man, this is killing me."
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"I would give that bike to the person who could make this pain go away."
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"- You're really hurting, huh? - Oh, Kramer, it's just awful."
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"Well, you're arterioles have constricted."
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"All right, lean forward. Relax."
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"- What? What? - Encounter shiatsu."
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"Wait a minute. You know what you're doing?"
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"Here we go. Here we go."
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"- Oh, my God. - Yeah."
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"Wow, that is unbelievable."
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"That pain is totally gone."
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"All right. My work is done here."
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"- You can send that bike over any time. - What?"
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"- What is he talking about? - I don't know."
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"- You really think he wants the bike? - Oh, yeah."
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"But it took him like 10 seconds."
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"Well, that's the most he's worked in the last four months."
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"- That kid's going to be called Soda. - I can tell you..."
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"...I would never name my child Soda."
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"I got a great name for our kids, a real original."
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"Yeah."
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"- What is that, sign language? - No."
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"Seven."
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"Seven Costanza. You're serious?"
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"Yeah, it's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl."
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"- Especially a girl. Or a boy. - I don't think so."
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"I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number."
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"So not only is it an all-around beautiful name..."
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"- ... it is also a living tribute. - It's awful. I hate it."
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"- Well, that's the name. - Oh, no it is not."
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"No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven."
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"Don't get all crazy on me."
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"Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it."
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"You're doing that child quite a service."
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"How about Mug?"
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"That's original."
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"Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce?"
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"Oh, I forgot to call Christie."
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"She had this great black and white dress with a scoop neck."
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"And you met her in an antique store. I don't know how you do it."
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"- I got it. - Got what?"
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"I got the answer, Jerry. Refrigerator problem is solved."
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"Oh, it's no problem. You can take whatever you want."
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"I will. But now I'm accountable."
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"And I write it down."
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"One cupcake."
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"There. Very simple."
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"- And you give me the bill. - All right."
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"When Elaine comes by with that bike, hang on to it for me."
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"Oh, yes, I am. We had a verbal contract."
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"If we can't take each other at our word, all is lost."
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"Well, this is it. The food is atrocious."
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"But the busboys are the best in the city."
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"- May I take your coat, miss? - Yes, thank you."
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"- How many days between encounters? - Three."
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"You know, she did laundry the day after she met you."
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"Everything got clean. She started all over again."
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"Maybe she moved it up in the rotation."
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"- Very curious. - Indeed."
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"- All right. I'm heading home. - Did Susan change her mind..."
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"Just because your life is destroyed..."
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"...don't destroy someone else's."
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"It's Mickey Mantle, Jerry. My idol."
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"- How about Mickey? - Mickey?"
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"- Is this your half a can of soda? - Nope, that's yours."
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