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Clips from Seinfeld - The Seven (S07E07)

"The compliment is for the tie. It's not for you. But we take it."
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"Because it's very hard to get compliments..."
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"No matter how nice you are, nobody is gonna say:"
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"Hey, nice person."
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"- A little baby girl? - Doctor says it could be any day now."
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"Well, so, legally, I could marry your daughter."
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"We like Kimberly."
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"Oh, boy."
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"You look like nice people. I'm gonna help you out."
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"Are you telling me people loved the name Blanche..."
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"Yeah, let's look at that boy."
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"Oh, yeah. I got a big appetite."
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"- It's on the door. - What, this yellow stuff?"
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"No."
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"That's bush league. No."
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"Hey, wait. You're just gonna leave it there?"
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"Hey, hey, hey. I'm getting a vibe here."
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"I think I really strained it."
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"- Maybe. - Did you twist it?"
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"He sells T-shirts near the World Trade Center."
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"All right, from pain will come pleasure."
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"Voilà."
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"Oh, man. Kramer, thank you."
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"You said you'd give the bike to whoever fixes your neck."
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"- I think they really went for that Soda. - What are you, crazy?"
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"All right. Very good. Believe me."
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"Seven. Seven periods of school. Seven beatings a day."
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"Roughly seven stitches a beating, and, eventually, seven years to life."
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"I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven."
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"All right. Let's see."
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"Mug Costanza."
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"- Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl. - Right. You having a good time?"
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"I got 50 right here in the cupboard. How about Bisquick?"
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"This is a very key issue with me, Jerry."
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"That's the one you met in the store?"
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"She looked like some kind of superhero."
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"I'm not engaged."
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"- Sort of a mooching inventory. - No, not mooching."
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"Kramer, I don't know if you're getting that bike."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, put that on my tab."
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"Possibly. But then shouldn't the outfit only reappear at the end of the cycle?"
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"Why? It's our first date. She's already in reruns."
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"Well, if she splits the atom, I'll let it slide."
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"- ... about the name? - Not yet, but she's weakening."
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"But you know the sound a can makes when you open it?"
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"...of you buying a whole can."
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"And the same goes for this. Okay?"
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"All right. I'll make the necessary adjustments."
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"I don't even know why you want it. I mean, it's a girls' bike."
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"You take these things too literally."
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"It's like saying you're hungry enough to eat horse."
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"But not you, Elaine. I always put you up here."
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"Come on. It's a fantastic name."
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"It's a real original. Nobody else is gonna have it. And I absolutely love it."
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"What? They're stealing the name?"
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"That's my name. I made it up."
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"I don't know how much cachet it had to begin with."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, stupid Kramer."
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"Well, I gotta run. It was good to see you."
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"Okay. It was good to..."
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"- He/o. - Hello, Ken."
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"I'd think Kramer would have a knack..."
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"Hey, you know what?"
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"- An impression? - What do you care?"
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"Both times I've seen her, she's worn the same dress."
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"Bed? You should be sleeping on a wooden board for at least a week."
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"- You should settle this. - Yeah."
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"But, unfortunately, my friendship to each of you..."
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"Someone whose heart is so dark..."
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"Each of you seemingly has a legitimate claim to the bicycle."
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"And yet the bicycle can have only one rightful owner."
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"Quite the conundrum."
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"...no matter how unjust it may seem to either of you."
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"What happened to Soda? I thought we all agreed on Soda."
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"No, no. We don't like Soda at all."
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"How do you not like Soda? It's bubbly. It's refreshing."
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"- Are you okay? - I'm going into labour."
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"- Let's go. - What about Six?"
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"No, I'm just a little worn-out."
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"What in God's name is going on here?"
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"I can't go to the movies like this."
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"- Are we almost there? - Just keep breathing, okay?"
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"Now's not the best time, George."
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"It's just that I know her. And, boy-"
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"Well, you both presented very convincing arguments."
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"Not for any man."
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"But I have made a decision."
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"Sweet justice. Newman, you are wise."
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"Lookit, my neck is still hurting me. And now you have the bike?"
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"So this is the fortress of solitude."
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"Well, I guess I'll go change."
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"The same dress."
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"She's gotta have hundreds of these dresses."
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"- I'm having a baby. - You're not getting Seven."
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"- Now, get out of here. - Please, I have so little."
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"Bring a group of friends. I just wanna see you."
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"Don't hang up on me. Why do you always wear the same dress? Hello?"
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"I didn't wanna put a damper on your smorgasbord."
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"I know, pretty steep."
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"- Gangway. - This is my bike."
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"August 17 th, 1992."
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"There must be a secret stash around here somewhere."
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"- Are you looking for something? - I thought you were changing."
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"You know, maybe we should just call it a night."
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"No, no, no. Come on. Put something else on."
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"You know, I'm kind of tired myself. I'll just sleep here on the couch."
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"In the morning, we'll walk out together. Both dressed, different clothes."
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"You'll be in different clothes, as it's your place."
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"We'll go down. Me in my same clothes, you in different clothes."
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"Jerry, I don't think so."
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"- Wanna throw something on, walk me..."
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"- ... to a cab? - Get out."
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"Tell me what you're wearing tomorrow. I'll help you lay it out on the bed."
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"Be nice if you'd think of someone other than yourself."
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"- I'm sorry, sir. Family only. - I'm family."
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"Seven! Seven!"
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"You can't break up with me over the phone."
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"You gotta do this in person. It doesn't have to be one-on-one."
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"...you can't expect me to pay for the whole box."
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