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Clips from Archer - Bel Panto: Part I (S07E07)

"the restrooms."
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"Why'd you get the loopy, old-timey"
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"Because... Shut up."
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"the damn things swabbed for DNA!"
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"- Mr. Shapiro! - Boom! Square gets the square!"
Archer
"doesn't reflect our ability as investigators, so..."
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"Seriously, you gotta shut up."
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"the first bus outta this hick town!"
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"Ha! So long, Idaville!"
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"As I was saying..."
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"I can't get anyone else on such late notice, and..."
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"I dunno. Maybe you people can handle this job, so..."
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"Hollywood legend Veronica Deane."
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"She almost makes me Q my G."
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"the Tsarina, an emerald and diamond necklace"
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"I know. Believe me,"
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"Man, I'd rub it in his face!"
Archer
"Well, yes, but..."
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"No. Meaning just... you know..."
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"- Well, that's a little harsh. - And also inaccurate."
Archer
"- Who? - You, Otto Von Jizmarck."
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"I was gonna say Franz Turdinand."
Archer
"but I meant what's going on hors d'oeuvre-wise."
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"Wouldn't you like to..."
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"made from certified Kobe beef"
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"Tapas of pata negra jamón iberico,"
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"Is that really necessary?"
Archer
"Mm. Ah."
Archer
"I'm gonna go guard some priceless emeralds."
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"You're gonna go do the job"
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"I'm paying you a fortune to do?"
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"Might as well."
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"Really?"
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"Whatever, Pocket Tony Montana."
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"Excuse me. Hi. Pardon me."
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"Pardon me. Yep. S-Sorry."
Archer
"He died 40 years before the sinking of the Maine,"
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"the cause of which... spoiler alert..."
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"not a Spanish harbor mine."
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"And two..."
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"Did he not?"
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"clean..."
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"It was clearly the Age of Steam."
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"- Oh! - Shut up!"
Archer
"Huh?"
Archer
"How have you never been in one of my pictures?"
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"Hm. Because I'm not an actress?"
Archer
"Huh. In what sense?"
Archer
"You're kidding."
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"I thought you were a producer."
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"Idiot!"
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"How was that my fault?"
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"How should I know?"
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"Hey, Ray! You getting any tips?"
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"buyin' into Whitey's bullshit."
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"'cause deep down, he's got a"
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"Who we're supposed to be guarding."
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"Well, fingers crossed."
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"Clump!"
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"Hello?"
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"You ever wonder how Casper died?"
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"were kidnapped, raped, and murdered..."
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"Had Shocking Blue been a band"
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"What... makes... her... tick."
Archer
"What does Lana think she's doing?"
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"She's embarrassing herself. That's what."
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"Jealous. Hey, how's Ron?"
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"Man, what ever happened to blimps?"
Archer
"I'm sorry. I'm babbling."
Archer
"to discuss such private matters"
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"I'm sorry."
Archer
"It's all just so very sensitive."
Archer
"But for another, more accurate thing,"
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"And it's a totally shit boat,"
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"for being so forward,"
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"Mother..."
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"What the..."
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"Get on the ground!"
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"Come on."
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"Ladies... and... gentlemen..."
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"Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on."
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"- What are you doing? - Shut up."
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"That is so baller."
Archer
"I am your host,"
Archer
"And I did not tell you to stop."
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"Now, we do not wish to harm you."
Archer
"Oh, right. Yeah, that thing's"
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"And how do you not have a gun?"
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"running her fat mouth."
Archer
"But check this out."
Archer
"And if Veronica Deane"
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"Tear this place apart, room by room!"
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"They're going to kill me."
Archer
"What? Why?"
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"and then take his place."
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"Had to be the goofy pink one."
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"I can't promise that."
Archer
"maybe just do it into your hand, phrasing."
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"Can you do that for me?"
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"I'll try."
Archer
"Just remember to breathe"
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"In..."
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"Phrasing, doing great,"
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"don't you worry."
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"What? That... That's how you do it."
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"Well, shooting him would've been better than that."
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"and I actually do have tinnitus, so..."
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"but there's easier ways to almost"
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"be eligible for food stamps."
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"And now if you'll excuse me,"
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"I'm going to go kill some evil clowns."
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"have an erection?"
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"No."
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"Uh, who..."
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"Oh, that is not good."
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"Veronica!"
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"That's the thing."
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"Well, they're under a lot of stress."
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"Because somehow, some stupid idiot"
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"And so about a jillion cops showed up,"
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