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Clips from NewsRadio - Rap (S03E03)

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"Beth."
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"Are you pregnant?"
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"I don't wanna seem..."
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"And plus, it's not like there aren't..."
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"Jeez, Matthew."
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"[♪]"
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"[GOOFILY] It's your Uncle Jimmy."
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"Cutest reporter in New York."
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"Uh, uh, Uncle Jimmy..."
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"Oh, I got-- I gotcha."
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"New York Magazine named Lisa Miller"
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"cutest reporter in New York!"
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"Congratulations! Congratulations!"
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"I don't know. Seven or eight months ago."
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"Uh, it's not a radio station. That's a CD."
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"The wild rhythms, pulsating bass lines,"
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"Perhaps my friend Mr. Franklin can persuade you."
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"You see that knob there? The one marked "treble"?"
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"If I were you I would be upset too."
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"I don't think so."
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"Okay, you're making this up."
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"That's ridiculous. Why would I make it up?"
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"Pretty and easy."
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"Look, once they start calling pretty people "cute,""
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"remain precise terminology"
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"like me!"
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"Hold it, Beth."
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"She's not cute. She's pretty."
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"Sexy."
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"[♪]"
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"Listen to this."
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"Britches..."
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"[GIGGLING] Wait. You didn't know it had words?"
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"You know, "rap-rap, rappity-tap.""
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"Then there's the way rappers refer to each other"
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"Mm. What word?"
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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""Nerd"?"
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"Yes."
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""Naked.""
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""Nincompoop"?"
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"You hear me?"
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"Listen, thank you for helping me out with Beth back there."
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"All right, why on Earth would you be upset about this?"
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"I'm upset because if there was ever an award I deserve,"
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"Okay, well, I'm sorry. I didn't know that cuteness"
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"Well, you know what."
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"And this."
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"it goes to somebody with... Egh."
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"With what?"
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"With those."
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"No offense, no offense. Okay, all right, okay."
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"All right, all right. You know? I..."
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"I cannot believe this thing is making us turn on each other."
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"All right, hold on, Lisa."
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"No. I don't mean turn--"
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"but if that's how you really feel..."
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"I decided to do"
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"You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
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"All right, Bill, but promise me one thing."
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"Why is everybody yelling at me today?"
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"and repel."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm willin' to bet"
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"those gals really know how to sell some beer."
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"Well, yeah, but that's advertising."
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"You know, advertising is inherently deceptive."
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"A document-- No!"
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"Heck! I'm sorry. I gotta get some air."
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"Hell, if it wasn't for advertising,"
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"You two'd be givin' out Sesame Street tote bags"
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"Yeah, that's right!"
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"No, no. There'd be no Bert. Bye-bye."
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"Bye-bye to Cookie Monster. No."
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"There'd be no Snuffleupagus, would there?"
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"Forget the trash can,"
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"What?"
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""to the American way of life has been grossly misnamed."
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""it's crap music."
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"Well..."
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"You really think so? Yes, yes."
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"I think this has to be the most idiotic thing you've ever written."
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"All right, then it's the most idiotic thing"
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"the most idiotic thing I've ever written."
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"to make Matthew do your work for you."
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"I paid him."
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"Well, let's just-- Let's just say"
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"I was persuaded by Bill's friends Mister, uh..."
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"Society's under siege, Jim,"
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"Hey, I own that one."
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"about the almighty dollar, huh?"
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"[GROWLS]"
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"the most important things are the ones money cannot buy."
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"Well done, Bill."
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"Do you like Ernie and Bert?"
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"Well, I don't "like" like Bert."
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"because I had given Jimmy my word."
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"So I called up the magazine, and I told them"
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"by a criteria of cuteness."
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"It's disgusting."
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"And then I told them that if they wanted a photo"
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"Okay, so, what did they say?"
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""If the other two are as cute as you are,"
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"the more the merrier.""
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"Can you believe that?"
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"I gotta get my hair done."
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"Should I bring clothes, or will I have to wear"
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"Wait a minute. Why is--? Everybody is insane today."
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"Nah, no problem at all."
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"Yeah. Chuck always, uh,"
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"Of course, I'll have to pay him."
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"[CRACKS KNUCKLES]"
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"I didn't ask for the award."
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"I'd like to do some test shots before they get here."
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"Sure, I guess. Why not?"
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"Lisa, darling, where is that cute girl we're looking for?"
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"That's the stuff! Perfect!"
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"No, no, no. That's the way!"
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"So glad you could make it, Mr...D?"
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"That's me."
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