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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"- I do now that you mention it! - Don't yell at me."
Archer (2009)
"You're the one whose ex-girlfriend left her robot vagina in your sink."
Archer (2009)
"Unbeknownst to me, Lana! Jesus, we've been through this like ten times already."
Archer (2009)
"Well, sorry I'm hazy on the details of what happened right before I was drugged"
Archer (2009)
"- those tampons got driven into your brain. - Thanks for these, by the way."
Archer (2009)
"And Lana, I swear I didn't call Katya. I just came home and there she was."
Archer (2009)
"- patient was getting the hand. - Speaking of hands, Nurse, I'm--"
Archer (2009)
"- my dear, but I'll have to hand it to ya. - Hm, keep your hands to yourself, Doctor."
Archer (2009)
"- She shows up-- - Unbeknownst. - And nothing happens, even"
Archer (2009)
"- Literally a farce. Exactly, yes! - Ah."
Archer (2009)
"- of his own, is as farcical as mine? - Hmm."
Archer (2009)
"- You still shouldn't have drugged me. - No, I know, that was--"
Archer (2009)
"Extremely uncool."
Archer (2009)
"Right? Glengoolie: for the best of times."
Archer (2009)
"we'll have to rent a new car, but we can drive up to the distillery and--"
Archer (2009)
"Right, so if he's Archer,"
Archer (2009)
"- I suppose that makes you Lana Kane. - I-- Yes, actually."
Archer (2009)
"And I suppose that makes you-- Who the hell are you?"
Archer (2009)
"Lloyd Llewellyn."
Archer (2009)
"romantic fairytale getaway, there's also kind of a work component to it."
Archer (2009)
"- Lana? - What?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, it's like 30 bucks a glass."
Archer (2009)
"So if I understand the situation correctly,"
Archer (2009)
"because we're not terrorists. We're freedom fighters."
Archer (2009)
"- "Fe godwn ni eto." - Oh yeah, that's-- that's right, David. Good lad."
Archer (2009)
"Leg hurts."
Archer (2009)
"- Yes, it will do, Dav. You've been shot. - So we're supposed to help"
Archer (2009)
"- Tell that to Dyffryn Thebwys. - Duffer who?"
Archer (2009)
"Dyffryn Thebwys. It was a town in Wales that had stood proudly for a thousand"
Archer (2009)
"- No, just 48. You know, four dozen. - Are you--"
Archer (2009)
"Well, no. They were compensated, so they"
Archer (2009)
"got new houses somewhere else and well, in many cases, much nicer ones."
Archer (2009)
"the time. The TVA has flooded thousands of Americans out of their homes."
Archer (2009)
"- The what? - Tennessee Valley Authority?"
Archer (2009)
"Remember Deliverance? How the whole valley was gonna"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. So what exactly are you wanted by MI5 for?"
Archer (2009)
"- Uh, we tried to blow up a dam. - A dam?"
Archer (2009)
"What, to flood a bunch of other people out of their homes?"
Archer (2009)
"- She's not mad at you, Lloyd. She's mad at me. - For what?"
Archer (2009)
"- Lieutenant Ginger Bayliss. - Clamp."
Archer (2009)
"Who later had a guest spot as a nurse on Trapper John, M.D."
Archer (2009)
"What?"
Archer (2009)
"- In a drama, which was totally weird. - But not as weird as Ed Asner."
Archer (2009)
"- Actually it did have one. - And his name was Spearchucker."
Archer (2009)
"- But how is this even possible? - Well I know it may seem strange."
Archer (2009)
"What, aiding our ally's enemies?"
Archer (2009)
"When you're the biggest kid in the schoolyard, if your little"
Archer (2009)
"- friends have a bully-- - You want them to come running to you."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Lana. Obviously I've spoken to Slater, and he says the CIA does this"
Archer (2009)
"- always seem to blow up in our faces? - No."
Archer (2009)
"she weighs exactly as much as she's supposed to, so you better be feeding her!"
Archer (2009)
"I am, it's just-"
Archer (2009)
"As if I wouldn't feed you. Now who wants a wittle ice chip?"
Archer (2009)
"No? I suppose you'd prefer a nice big bottle of that liquid butter fat."
Archer (2009)
"Shoo! Sh-- hit. Shit, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"- And a good body, huh? - Good? I mean, you're from the UK, so"
Archer (2009)
"- Insane. - David!"
Archer (2009)
"And she was just like rubbing all over me."
Archer (2009)
"But nothing happened?"
Archer (2009)
"which was definitely NSF Wales, if you know what I mean."
Archer (2009)
"- Lana, hey. We were just-- not talking. - Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"Already was, so--"
Archer (2009)
"- Ummmmmm... Yeah. - What?!"
Archer (2009)
"Archer, passport."
Archer (2009)
"- What, why do you--? - Give me your passport!"
Archer (2009)
"Here."
Archer (2009)
"- Ah, for the love of-- "Randy Randalman"? - Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"Randy grew up on the wrong side of the tracks,"
Archer (2009)
"ran with a bad crowd, got into some trouble,"
Archer (2009)
"went to juvie. Uh, he worked in the mess hall there, fell in love with"
Archer (2009)
"two restaurants, Lana,"
Archer (2009)
"Like that time Rocky went to Russia."
Archer (2009)
"Just get in that closet over there and take Lurch with you."
Archer (2009)
"Because I said so! How is your American accent?"
Archer (2009)
"I mean like, you know, like, people are always like, you know."
Archer (2009)
"- Like, you know, it's crap? - No dude, people really dig it."
Archer (2009)
"People from where, dude? Quebec? He's the one who should be in the closet!"
Archer (2009)
"- Lana, why am I in the closet? - Because I said so!"
Archer (2009)
"What? Randy doesn't wear nerd goggles!"
Archer (2009)
"David."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, Randy. Follow my lead."
Archer (2009)
"- Yes? - Good afternoon."
Archer (2009)
"- Well the problem, Mister um-- - Randalman, Randy Randalman."
Archer (2009)
"Right. Uh-- - Uh yeah, I'm here to learn about farm tables."
Archer (2009)
"- Shh! Come on, buddy. - David."
Archer (2009)
"Farm to table, he meant to say. He's a chef."
Archer (2009)
"- An American chef. - He knows you're American, honey."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, the reason I'm here. We're searching for Welsh terrorists."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I'm afraid so. The self-styled Free Wales Army."
Archer (2009)
"Shh! If you stay really, really quiet, I will buy you a puppy"
Archer (2009)
"that you will probably accidentally strangle."
Archer (2009)
"A bee flew in it and I crashed."
Archer (2009)
"A bee flew into aconvertible?"
Archer (2009)
"Look, our marriage is on the rocks, and also I have two Michelin tires, so--"
Archer (2009)
"This is actually why we're here in Wales. To try to save our marriage."
Archer (2009)
"Are you joking or insane? Do you really expect me to believe"
Archer (2009)
"Easy, bro. Wales is kickass!"
Archer (2009)
"Honey! I do, because we did. I mean if this weren't a romantic getaway,"
Archer (2009)
""Aha", what?"
Archer (2009)
"- Who is this man? - I-- Wait, shit. Who am I?"
Archer (2009)
"- your brother David can't be too far off. - Uh, in the closet, jacking off in a hat."
Archer (2009)
"- David! - No I'm not."
Archer (2009)
"Yes you are! And I'm not Lloyd Llewellyn. He is!"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, Archer. - Archer? As in Sterling Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes, you idiot! - As in Sterling Archer of the CIA?"
Archer (2009)
"- I mean no, you idiot. I mean-- - My God."
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh, how is this Randy's fault? - Oh, I'm sorry."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I don't know. Was someone else making out with Frodo P. Gryffindor here,"
Archer (2009)
"Oh no? You didn't jam your fat tongue down her throat on that goodbye kiss?"
Archer (2009)
"You were eavesdropping!"
Archer (2009)
"And I also heard you raving about how insane Katya's body was!"
Archer (2009)
"Is! But not as insane as your mind!"
Archer (2009)
"It's easy not to bang your ex if she's gone all frump-a-dump."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, sorry. That's me, just making toast. - Tooooast!"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes, come and have some toast, David. - Ugh, make him wash his hands first."
Archer (2009)
"Okay so, what do we do about this?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh? - Not you."
Archer (2009)
"Not us, I meant sleepy Floyd here."
Archer (2009)
"Well it was your fat mouth all over him that started this whole thing."
Archer (2009)
"Here, both of you. Get your fat mouths around some hot, crispy toast."
Archer (2009)
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