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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Well blame these road signs. They don't have any vowels."
Archer (2009)
"I-- No, as a matter of fact I don't think it's a good opportunity to"
Archer (2009)
"- Who's having a rest? - I heard you, now I gotta go. Goodbye."
Archer (2009)
"- Hey, sleepyhead. - Hey you."
Archer (2009)
"- No, uh-- it's-- - Wait, wait, wait."
Archer (2009)
"- Really? - Because the last thing I remember, we were arguing in"
Archer (2009)
"So we're going to this little farm right on the coast. It's remote but it's got this"
Archer (2009)
"real, kinda rugged beauty, you know? It's actually very romantic."
Archer (2009)
"Oh. So just curious, what happened between your bedroom and right now?"
Archer (2009)
"Well you were hysterical, Lana, so I thought the best"
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"thing to do would be"
Archer (2009)
"That's what the whole fight was about in the first place, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Ahh!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I hate to say it, but you were right."
Archer (2009)
"I'm pretty sure there's a fireplace."
Archer (2009)
"- Let me explain. - If you don't let go of me, you're gonna have to explain how"
Archer (2009)
"- Alrighty, can someone give me a hand? - But, Doctor, I thought the"
Archer (2009)
"Can we have a show of hands? Who thinks this is getting out of hand?"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it! Can you please shut up"
Archer (2009)
"and sew on my robot hand?"
Archer (2009)
"- Hand job. - So they call Katya because they're jealous we're dating."
Archer (2009)
"- winds up in the sink. - Yes. - So, you're saying it was--"
Archer (2009)
"Mmm, that's not though. Holy shit."
Archer (2009)
"And after we're done here, well"
Archer (2009)
"make up for all the idiot Archer shit you pulled over the past 24 hours?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, and-- Here's the thing."
Archer (2009)
"- Ah, so you're Archer. - Uh, yes."
Archer (2009)
"Hello, lady."
Archer (2009)
"Hello, human giant. And follow up question: why the hell are you here?"
Archer (2009)
"- Ah. Have you not told her? - Yeah, so, even though it's a"
Archer (2009)
"we're supposed to help these terrorists who--"
Archer (2009)
"Well you obviously don't understand the situation,"
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"They're the Free Wales Army, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"George and Lennie here out of the country because they're wanted by MI5?"
Archer (2009)
"years until the Saesnig-- the English, deliberately flooded it."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh my God, to drown everybody? - No, to make a reservoir."
Archer (2009)
"They needed water! So they built a dam and that flooded Dyffryn Thebwys, and"
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"- all the people lost their homes. - My God, countless thousands of them!"
Archer (2009)
"- Well, 48. - Thousand!"
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"- Then what's the problem? - Who are you, Josephine Stalin?"
Archer (2009)
"- That shit wouldn't happen in America. - Yes it would, and does, all"
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"- be flooded? - Lana, I hate to break it to"
Archer (2009)
"you-- I even hate to say it out loud, but Deliverance was just a movie."
Archer (2009)
"Played by Odessa Cleveland."
Archer (2009)
"Starring Pernell Roberts as the titular Trapper John, somehow."
Archer (2009)
"Mary Tyler Moore's Lou Grant."
Archer (2009)
"Playing Lou Grant in the show Lou Grant,which was also a drama."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, yeah, but besides one nurse, M*A S*H didn't have any black characters."
Archer (2009)
"or that crazy football movie, but I'm talking about--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, the show!"
Archer (2009)
"- On network television! - In America, and not that long ago."
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"sort of thing all the time, so--"
Archer (2009)
"- Although speaking of blowing up-- - Malory, she's a baby, and"
Archer (2009)
"Hello? Please."
Archer (2009)
"have your hide as boots and the rest of you as a curry! Go on, shoo!"
Archer (2009)
"- Ah, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - No shit, I'm telling"
Archer (2009)
"you guys, Katya looked absolutely amazing. The tiniest, laciest lingerie"
Archer (2009)
"cooking, and so when he got out he went to culinary school and now he's got"
Archer (2009)
"one Michelin star and a marriage that's on the rocks. He's here to go balls deep on"
Archer (2009)
"farm to table, you know. Trying to get back to basics."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, he's the one they're looking for. Why am I getting in the closet?"
Archer (2009)
"Um, I guess it's okay,"
Archer (2009)
"No, wait. Oh, hang on."
Archer (2009)
"He's a culinary bad boy!"
Archer (2009)
"- MI5, my goodness! Please, do come in. - Uh, what's the problem here?"
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"- I beg your pardon? - I thought it was dams."
Archer (2009)
""Fe godwn ni--""
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"And we've reason to believe"
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"they're in the area, and that one of them is wounded. So we're canvassing all the farms,"
Archer (2009)
"and when we saw the damaged vehicle--"
Archer (2009)
"Right. May I just see your passport again, please?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh good heavens. Wow."
Archer (2009)
"- What the-- Shit! - Mmm, whoa."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, baby. I think it's working."
Archer (2009)
"would I be doing this? Mmm!"
Archer (2009)
"Closet rampage!"
Archer (2009)
"Right, then obviously I've made an extremely embarrassing mistake. So uh--"
Archer (2009)
"- Uh yeah, I'm a spy. - Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"- vibrating robot vagina! - And you're making my point for me!"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, I think one of us must have just suffered a massive stroke."
Archer (2009)
"Well, since apparently we're seeing other people now--"
Archer (2009)
"That's like shooting-- a cow."
Archer (2009)
"We are not murdering an MI5 agent."
Archer (2009)
"- or say to change your mind, Lana? - Very."
Archer (2009)
"- Well, maybe we'll check that out. - Uh, don't bother."
Archer (2009)
"Because before I shoot this MI5 asshole, I'm gonna have to shoot the both of you."
Archer (2009)
"- Wait, what? - Ah, don't worry. We'll always have--"
Archer (2009)
"- Nope, that is your problem. - Uh, then may I have the gun please?"
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"- No. - Oh my God, you are so immature."
Archer (2009)
"- Uh, you already did that, Doctor. - Oh right."
Archer (2009)
"- Sorry. - Jesus."
Archer (2009)
"But all things considered,"
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"that went about as well as could be expected."
Archer (2009)
"- Well first of all, both. - How--"
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"- you overreacted about Katya. - I-- Oh my God."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, whatever! Trust!"
Archer (2009)
"- Is that the best I'm gonna get out of you? - Yup."
Archer (2009)
"By far."
Archer (2009)
"Well then I accept your non-apology."
Archer (2009)
"And?"
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"Oh my God, and I promise to try not to get into"
Archer (2009)
"Although you're right."
Archer (2009)
"It's probably not the smartest idea I've ever had."
Archer (2009)
"and you get the shit T-boned out of ya."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks for the tampons."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know but I think we're pretty close. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Yes, and thanks for watching AJ."
Archer (2009)
"I will! And if I find out you gave her diet pills, Mother, no kidding,"
Archer (2009)
"- Mmm, man, I was out. - Yeah you were."
Archer (2009)
"Where are we? Seriously, what is this, the Shire?"
Archer (2009)
"What the shit? Where are we? Where is AJ?"
Archer (2009)
"- She's with Mother. Calm down, I-- - Why am I in a car, in a"
Archer (2009)
"- Okay, technically yes, but-- - I caught you cheating on me."
Archer (2009)
"- You stop it now! Calm down? - Lana, calm down."
Archer (2009)
"up in weird clothes in a weird car, in-- Archer, where are we?"
Archer (2009)
"- Wales. - Wales?"
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"freaking out, so I thought let's go somewhere neutral, you know? Talk things out."
Archer (2009)
"on a CIA plane, fly you overnight to Wales and then that brings us to now."
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"- It is kind of romantic. - Yeah, right?"
Archer (2009)
"You realize that's like every fairytale."
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