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Clips from Transparent - Just the Facts (S03E03)

"I just need a note from your therapist."
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"Do I really need to go under,"
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"Yeah. It's exciting."
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"Honey, you have to relax."
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"and let go at the same time."
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"- It's too big. - Okay. All right."
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"You got a girlfriend?"
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"No."
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"It was a little awkward."
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"You got it. Four."
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"Now give it all you've got."
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"Shine bright!"
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"- Shine bright! - Shine bright!"
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"- Brighter! - Brighter!"
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"Seriously. You make him so happy,"
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"and that's really important, you know,"
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"- He did? - Yeah. Thank you."
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"Can I ask you something?"
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"and I just feel safe with him."
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"It's gonna suck."
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"You know you have the freedom to do whatever."
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"and then, you know, then my hand was in her pants."
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"then you would agree that it would have been very rude"
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"Like, I play your part, you play my part."
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"You're the one who's paying."
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"Ha! Just kidding."
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"And in our first breath,"
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"Wow."
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"Because of the heavenly father..."
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"That's insane."
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"I... I forgive you."
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"Next one's gonna hit you."
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"Where do you think? You think it might be your ass?"
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"I should fucking cut off your fucking head!"
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"It's so sexy."
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"Oof. Ow, my pussy hurts."
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"Come on, are you gonna pull out the DSM now,"
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"What are you gonna do now, critique my orgasm?"
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"Excuse me?"
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"It is supposed to be a collective experience."
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"there's a thumb drive with a play list of songs"
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"Typically, we don't accompany students to the restroom."
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"Like, you just have to be, like, you know, we're here,"
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"He's fine with it."
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"What, you have plans?"
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"- I've got you. - Okay."
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"- And this is... - Do you know what's great?"
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"That's what's great."
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"I'm still negotiating this."
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"♪ The facts of life ♪"
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"- Hey. In here. - Is this it?"
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"Oh, my God, you're here."
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"- Hi. - Idit."
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"- and... and I... - Yes."
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"I really feel like this is the space."
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"I was referring to the space inside yourself."
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"You know, music and food and..."
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"Come here."
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"Of course not."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That's remarkable."
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"And wh... where does my chin go?"
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"Okay, we're gonna do a little trimming on the jaw line there."
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"- Okay. You like that? - Yeah."
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"And then we do a little liposuction around the neck."
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"That's fantastic."
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"- It's cool, huh? - Yeah."
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"I'd like to donate my excess skin to research."
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"Whoo."
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"Wow. So I will look like that?"
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"Yes, you will."
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"Beautiful. Beautiful."
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"Well, I'm not in therapy. Not right now."
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"Not at present."
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"I... I was told by my physician"
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"that I didn't need a note... for this."
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"That's true for the, uh... for the hormones."
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"But for the surgery, we still require"
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"a letter from someone who has a PhD in psychology"
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"just to make sure you meet the requirements for the procedure."
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"I have to ask another person for permission?"
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"Yeah, it, uh, just covers us for malpractice."
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"And, uh, my... my vagina? Is that..."
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"Vaginoplasty."
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"- My vaginoplasty... - Vaginoplasty."
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"That's yet another procedure?"
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"That's exactly right. That's a whole separate procedure."
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"If at all possible, I prefer not to be anesthetized"
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"more than necessary."
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"uh, yet again?"
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"It's a major surgery,"
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"and there is significant recovery time on that."
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"Plus, we need to have a specialist onboard."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"It is exciting."
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"Can I have, um..."
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"Can I have a printout of that?"
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"Anything, honey?"
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"No."
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"I can't! It hurts."
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"Well, but that's 'cause you're not relaxing."
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"You have to relax and you have to push at the same time."
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"How do I do that?"
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"Is anything coming out?"
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"No!"
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"You have to bear down,"
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"- I'm coming in there. - No!"
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"Mornin'."
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"Hey."
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"What's up?"
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"Not much."
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"Coffee mugs in there."
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"Whatcha lookin' for?"
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"Juice."
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"OJ."
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"Mm. Oh."
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"She likes an ice cube in hers."
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"Um, she still in bed?"
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"- Last I checked. - Okay."
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"Chasin' me?"
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