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Clips from Fargo - The Heap (S01E01)

"Quiet, everybody. INSPECTOR CLANCY: You'll be quiet."
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"MAN 1: Yeah, the chief is right. Noise, bed-ly-ham, who can think?"
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"INSPECTOR CLANCY: Well, you can't. So shut up. Where's the body?"
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"In there."
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"(WOMAN SCREAMING ON TV)"
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"Now what did you do that for?"
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"Isn't a girl supposed to scream"
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"when she knows she's gonna see a dead body?"
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"Quiet. Now come on in here, all of you."
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"We're doing good."
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"I was just saying we're doing good."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"We got everything we need."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"Well, I'm going to sleep."
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"WOMAN: (ON TV) Oh, it's Jeff, the night porter."
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"I left him here to watch the body."
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"(GROANING) What happened?"
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"INSPECTOR CLANCY: What happened?"
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"JEFF: I was standing around, scared stiff,"
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"and then the lights went out again."
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"That's all I know and that's all I'm gonna wait around to find out."
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"It's been a big year for insurance..."
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"And..."
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"Loss ratios are down a whopping 17%."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"We all know that behind every insurance policy..."
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"And the reinsurance policy covering that policy,"
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"there's a salesman."
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"A man or woman knocking on doors, making calls,"
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"matching people and businesses with the right plan for their needs."
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"And so without further delay, I give you..."
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"Insurance Salesman of the Year 2007... Lester Nygaard!"
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"Thank you."
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"Um..."
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"I knew I should have memorized this."
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"Those of you that know me,"
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"know it's been a tough year for me personally."
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"without the love and support of my beautiful wife, Linda."
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"Let's give her a hand. (ALL APPLAUDING)"
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"You can go through your whole life..."
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"And one day, it all changes."
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"They go to prison."
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"It's calamity. I know it, 'cause I lived it."
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"It's that the worst does happen..."
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"And you need to be insured. Thank you so much. It's a great honor."
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"Aw, thanks, hon."
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"(SIGHS) You tired?"
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"Well..."
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"Um..."
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"I might grab a nightcap at the bar."
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"You want me to go... No, no, no."
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"You go up to bed. I'll be up shortly."
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"You're a sunny day."
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"Go on. I'll be up presently."
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"(WOMEN HOOTING)"
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"Hi. Hey. Big night, huh?"
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"Drugs?"
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"Insurance. Ah."
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"They really give an award to the guy who sells the most drugs?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Pharmaceuticals. That makes more sense."
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"Something dangerous. Let's have a look."
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"Ah, oh, a blood and sand, what's that?"
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"All right."
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"Can we have some more sparkling water? Thanks."
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"MALVO: Anyways... So, I say,"
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""Hi, I'm Dr. Michaelson. Nice to meet you and everything.""
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"And it hurt, but I don't wanna look stupid, sol..."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"And now Gordo's having his night terrors again."
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"I didn't even know that was a thing."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"New washer. The old one..."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"More flowers came for you from Duluth."
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"Put 'em up where we can see 'em at least."
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"Oh, yeah? What kind?"
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"Sally make it? Yeah."
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"Is that you're still..."
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"I had a greyhound."
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"But otherwise... Who's working that now?"
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"Well, good for him."
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"(LAUGHING) on."
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"Like I said, I was speaking to the guy"
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"That's really gross. Yeah, Ma, don't talk like that."
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"Ow. Ow."
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"who's clearly armed and about to..."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"This is where you work now."
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"(BALL BOUNCING)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"No."
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"Bill may have made the arrest, but we both know who did the real work."
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"Yeah. Yeah, that's..."
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"No. It's okay."
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"The one with the peas?"
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"Capers. You liked it last time."
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"It was... Vern, right?"
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"I seem to remember you spitting that on the floor."
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"MAN: FBI."
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"how I might know the fella responsible"
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"MAN: Yeah, I see your name on the computer."
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"A room with files."
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"Say you took one of the files out..."
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"This is the craziest thing. All right? Go on. You tell her."
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"At the airport, man says, "Take bag?""
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"Three months. Three months."
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"And that goes for all of you."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"MAN: Stun Meadows, everybody! Give it up."
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"A banner year. Reserve trends are up."
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"Those are just numbers."
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"Thank you so much. That..."
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"Now..."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Scotch and blood orange."
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"And then I sit down and every... Oh, Miss?"
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"Stick it in my own finger."
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"Now, Mrs. Hess, what can I do for..."
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"(SIGHS)"
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