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Clips from Modern Family - The Bicycle Thief (S01E01)

"Well, be their buddy."
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"I'm sorry. I just wanna make a good first impression."
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"So pack whatever you wear in a hot tub. Mmm!"
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"Sucker."
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"No! What about the fan in Manny's room?"
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"So, listen, buddy."
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"You mean Mom? Your words, not mine."
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"I can't believe I'm so nervous."
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"0h, well! Welcome."
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"- We're all over here taking turns blowing bubbles. - Oh!"
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"And I know that sounds kind of rough, but sometimes it's a dad's job to be the tough guy."
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"♪♪ [Upbeat] Dance us in, P. J!"
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"Yes, I know. Tamp down my natural gifts and dance like a straight guy."
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"- Thank you. - [Scattered Applause]"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Great."
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"If I knew a man was gonna climb into my bedroom window, I would have cleaned up a bit."
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"Like lotions and oils..."
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"Can I help you find it? That's all right. Thank you."
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"So, any chance I could, uh, get a break on this one?"
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"Mwah! It makes me so happy to see my two boys working together."
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"No, you made your mother and I look bad. We are a team."
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"The good news is, Luke has his bike."
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"More good news-"
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"like why I had it or who boosted who through a bedroom window."
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"Why are you trying to sneak around and hide things from me?"
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"Uh-huh. You don't stand near the car when you get gas?"
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"Yep, but, uh, I went inside to get a soda because I was thirsty,"
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"0kay. Okay."
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"Classic me?"
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"Come on, honey. Grab the block."
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"Cam. Cam, let's go."
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"[Applause] [Baby Squeals]"
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"♪ G-Get it on ♪"
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"Hello. Hey, Javier."
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"What? Why not?"
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"I, uh-"
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"I mean, I would choose Li-"
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"[Inhales]"
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"What's the key to being a great dad?"
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"Ah, that's a tough one."
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"Giving them the freedom to be whatever they want to be."
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"Right. Exactly. Whether that's a painter,"
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"a poet, a pilot, a president-"
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"And for us, we're gonna- of a company or of a country."
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"Patience."
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"That's your answer? And stay in school."
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"No. And don't do drugs."
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"No! Just give me the answer."
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"Still thinking."
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey, hey ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪"
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"Hi, Claire. Hey."
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"Hey. Oh, okay."
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"Hi. Um, this is my husband, Phil."
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"Hi. And, uh, that's my son, Luke, right there."
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"This is- Desiree."
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"Desiree, right. Sorry. Oh, hi."
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"Desiree just moved in down the block. Fun. Where?"
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"314. Oh!"
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"The two-bedroom cottage with the indoor-outdoor family room."
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"Very good. How did you-"
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"Bet you're lovin' that steam shower. Phil, that's creepy."
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"0h, sorry. I'm a- I'm a real estate mogul."
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""What?" No, I'm a- I am a real estate agent."
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"We caravanned that house. Great, uh, deck."
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"Thanks. I'm just there till my divorce is final."
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"Now, who is coconuts enough to divorce you?"
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"We gotta go, but we'll see you around."
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"We'll have to have you over sometime."
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"I'd love it. All right."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"She's awesome. No, we are never having her over."
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"Heard she already slept with two dads from the school."
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"What? Mm-hmm."
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"That's horrible."
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"Dad, watch out! Whoa! Watch it, buddy!"
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"[Luke] Grandma. I'm sorry."
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"That still looks like a girl's bike."
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"We'll add more black tape."
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"[Phil] My son has been riding his sister's old bike."
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"Until he's responsible enough to take care of his own bike."
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"Look, he spilled a soda on my computer,"
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"he ruined our digital camera taking pictures of himself underwater."
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"But I worry about the ridicule he might get from some loudmouth bully."
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"- [Horn Honking] - Hey, hey, hey. Nice bike, Sally."
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"- Dad! - Come on. He looks like Little Bo Peep on that thing."
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"Actually, not for long. He's getting a new bike this afternoon."
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"I am? Mm-hmm."
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"He is?"
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"[Phil] Sometimes a man's gotta put his foot down and do what a man's gotta do."
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"And if the old lady don't like it-"
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"Honey?"
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"That's too damn bad."
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"[Mitchell] Yes. Who's excited, huh?"
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"Cam, come on. Hurry up. We're gonna be late."
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"It's a toddler play class, not a flight to Cabo."
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"We're gonna be judged enough as the only gay parents there."
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"I don't wanna be the late ones too."
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"Wow! Paisley and pink."
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"Was there something wrong with the fishnet tank top?"
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"Obviously not. I'm wearing it underneath."
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"Kidding. Just chill, please. Here."
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"You wanna fit in and not terrify the villagers? Hey, come on."
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"Today is about Lily, all right?"
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"Her future best friend might be in that class,"
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"and I don't wanna rub anyone the wrong way."
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"Can you please just change your shirt?"
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"Fine. You know what? I'll just go put on a pair of khakis, maybe a polo shirt,"
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"and everybody will think we're a couple straight golfin' buddies..."
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"who just decided to have a kid together."
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"Hey, I called that place in Napa and got us upgraded to a villa with a hot tub."
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"I usually wear nothing when I'm in a hot tub."
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"And my college roommate's wife just had to get a new hip."
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"Manny's father is taking him for a couple of days to Disneyland,"
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"so we're gonna go to the wine country."
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"We're gonna drink some wine, eat some good food."
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"You know, we would do something like this a lot more often if it wasn't for, you know, Manny."
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"He's good. He keep us grounded. Yeah."
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"Like fog at an airport."
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"Limo gets here at 4:00. This morning, I thought I'd go to the club, hit a few balls."
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