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Clips from Fargo (2014) - Drama (S01E01)

he said, "Let me handle it."

"he said, "Let me handle it.""

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without knowing when to delegate.

"without knowing when to delegate."

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That's a pretty specific number, $43,613.

"That's a pretty specific number, $43,613."

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I don't know. What matters is, can you find the guy?

"I don't know. What matters is, can you find the guy?"

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Hey, Dad, got a good one for you.

"Hey, Dad, got a good one for you."

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Oh, sorry.

"Oh, sorry."

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Don't you know closed door means "keep out," boy,

"Don't you know closed door means "keep out," boy,"

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Kara-tea.

"Kara-tea."

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Kara-tea.

"Kara-tea."

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It's... it's tea. (CHUCKLES)

"It's... it's tea. (CHUCKLES)"

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Son, get the hell out.

"Son, get the hell out."

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(DOOR CLOSES)

"(DOOR CLOSES)"

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The question is,

"The question is,"

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what do you want done with him once he's found?

"what do you want done with him once he's found?"

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Send him packing. Isn't that what they say?

"Send him packing. Isn't that what they say?"

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Look... (WHISPERING) this ain't complicated.

"Look... (WHISPERING) this ain't complicated."

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You don't get to be the Supermarket King of Minnesota

"You don't get to be the Supermarket King of Minnesota"

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Start with my damn wife.

"Start with my damn wife."

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You think your wife's blackmailing you?

"You think your wife's blackmailing you?"

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STAVROS: You ever nail a Greek woman?

"STAVROS: You ever nail a Greek woman?"

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After 40, their pussies grow teeth.

"After 40, their pussies grow teeth."

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And she ain't my wife.

"And she ain't my wife."

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She's my soon-to-be ex-wife,

"She's my soon-to-be ex-wife,"

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Except now, I'm starting to think

"Except now, I'm starting to think"

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maybe 50% ain't enough for her.

"maybe 50% ain't enough for her."

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This is kind of embarrassing, but, uh,

"This is kind of embarrassing, but, uh,"

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would you sign a copy of my book?

"would you sign a copy of my book?"

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I'd be delighted. (CHUCKLES)

"I'd be delighted. (CHUCKLES)"

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You, uh, you want something personal?

"You, uh, you want something personal?"

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Yeah, could you put, "To Frank Peterson,

"Yeah, could you put, "To Frank Peterson,"

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I'm just kidding. Anything you want. You're the writer.

"I'm just kidding. Anything you want. You're the writer."

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that's Nygaard, Mr. and Mrs.,

"that's Nygaard, Mr. and Mrs.,"

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we're hearing the chief of police

"we're hearing the chief of police"

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was shot-gunned in the foyer.

"was shot-gunned in the foyer."

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No description yet of the suspect or suspects,

"No description yet of the suspect or suspects,"

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But I told the new chief over in Bemidji

"But I told the new chief over in Bemidji"

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we'd be on high alert for anything that connects.

"we'd be on high alert for anything that connects."

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That means suspicious persons

"That means suspicious persons"

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Okay, let's get to it. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

"Okay, let's get to it. (INDISTINCT CHATTER)"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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(WHINES)

"(WHINES)"

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(EXHALES)

"(EXHALES)"

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(STATIC) I got "aurora borealis." What about you? Over.

"(STATIC) I got "aurora borealis." What about you? Over."

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BOY: I just put "northern lights. " Over.

"BOY: I just put "northern lights. " Over."

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Um, my dad's home with dinner. Over.

"Um, my dad's home with dinner. Over."

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It looks like burgers. Over.

"It looks like burgers. Over."

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And chicken nuggets.

"And chicken nuggets."

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And chicken nuggets. Over and out.

"And chicken nuggets. Over and out."

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(CLEARING THROAT)

"(CLEARING THROAT)"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Good day?

"Good day?"

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we should say something or stop it.

"we should say something or stop it."

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And I raised my hand,

"And I raised my hand,"

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if the bully is, like, a lot bigger than you

"if the bully is, like, a lot bigger than you"

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or has a knife or something.

"or has a knife or something."

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And what did he say?

"And what did he say?"

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He said if the bully has a knife, then,

"He said if the bully has a knife, then,"

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you should tell a grown-up.

"you should tell a grown-up."

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I mean, you're the police.

"I mean, you're the police."

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If you saw somebody doing something, you'd stop 'em, right?

"If you saw somebody doing something, you'd stop 'em, right?"

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Well, you know,

"Well, you know,"

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sometimes there's more than one right thing.

"sometimes there's more than one right thing."

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What does that mean?

"What does that mean?"

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It means,

"It means,"

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I got you, and I am responsible for you...

"I got you, and I am responsible for you..."

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and sometimes,

"and sometimes,"

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I might be in a situation where,

"I might be in a situation where,"

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I could get hurt,

"I could get hurt,"

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or worse.

"or worse."

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And then, who would take care of you?

"And then, who would take care of you?"

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But it's your job.

"But it's your job."

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Well, I got two jobs,

"Well, I got two jobs,"

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I would stop 'em.

"I would stop 'em."

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I believe you would.

"I believe you would."

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If you want the girl, if you want drug, just ask.

"If you want the girl, if you want drug, just ask."

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I told the police,

"I told the police,"

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I couldn't see the guy on account of the blood being in my eyes.

"I couldn't see the guy on account of the blood being in my eyes."

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We got a description of a man.

"We got a description of a man."

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Could be Lenny. Who's Lenny?

"Could be Lenny. Who's Lenny?"

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Comes in here a lot.

"Comes in here a lot."

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I heard him say a few things over the years about guys like Hess.

"I heard him say a few things over the years about guys like Hess."

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Money in the pocket, think they're tough shit.

"Money in the pocket, think they're tough shit."

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LENNY: Well, the Russians, they used to send dogs up into space

"LENNY: Well, the Russians, they used to send dogs up into space"

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At least with a monkey,

"At least with a monkey,"

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the equipment and something.

"the equipment and something."

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(INAUDIBLE)

"(INAUDIBLE)"

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and I'll have, uh, just a cup of hot water with lemon.

"and I'll have, uh, just a cup of hot water with lemon."

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(SCOFFS) What are you supposed to be, some kind of, uh, circus act?

"(SCOFFS) What are you supposed to be, some kind of, uh, circus act?"

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Oh, my friend was wondering, how'd you, uh, hurt your head?

"Oh, my friend was wondering, how'd you, uh, hurt your head?"

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Oh, is your friend looking for a date?

"Oh, is your friend looking for a date?"

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'Cause you know this is a place for dicks who like pussies,

"'Cause you know this is a place for dicks who like pussies,"

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not pussies who like dick.

"not pussies who like dick."

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Screw.

"Screw."

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I ain't afraid of a dink and a lepton.

"I ain't afraid of a dink and a lepton."

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Oh, you keep talking, big boy, you're gonna find out.

"Oh, you keep talking, big boy, you're gonna find out."

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Can you take off the tape maybe?

"Can you take off the tape maybe?"

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God damn you little bastards! I'll kill the lot of you!

"God damn you little bastards! I'll kill the lot of you!"

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Hey, now, look, okay?

"Hey, now, look, okay?"

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about the dink and the lepton.

"about the dink and the lepton."

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What'd you say your name was again, handsome?

"What'd you say your name was again, handsome?"

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Frank Peterson, ma'am. I work for Mike, your divorce attorney.

"Frank Peterson, ma'am. I work for Mike, your divorce attorney."

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Oh, sorry, I just bronzed.

"Oh, sorry, I just bronzed."

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You smelled his hands?

"You smelled his hands?"

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They smell like feet.

"They smell like feet."

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So anyway, uh, I've been tasked

"So anyway, uh, I've been tasked"

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We want to get you the biggest divorce settlement possible.

"We want to get you the biggest divorce settlement possible."

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Now, I've got your husband's net worth estimated at $10 million?

"Now, I've got your husband's net worth estimated at $10 million?"

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HELENA: (SCOFFS) More.

"HELENA: (SCOFFS) More."

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Fifteen?

"Fifteen?"

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Okay, sweetie, uh, let's do a cool down, yeah? Five minutes.

"Okay, sweetie, uh, let's do a cool down, yeah? Five minutes."

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There you go.

"There you go."

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like it says in the book? (LAUGHS)

"like it says in the book? (LAUGHS)"

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But you don't believe it?

"But you don't believe it?"

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HELENA: Stavros had two uncles.

"HELENA: Stavros had two uncles."

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One was a drunk who lived in a barn... (DOOR OPENS)

"One was a drunk who lived in a barn... (DOOR OPENS)"

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and the other died in a fishing accident when he was 10.

"and the other died in a fishing accident when he was 10."

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DMITRI: Hey, Ma.

"DMITRI: Hey, Ma."

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What kind of bone will a dog never eat?

"What kind of bone will a dog never eat?"

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Chicken?

"Chicken?"

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A trombone.

"A trombone."

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