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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Gives Up! (S02E02)

"That drug saved me so much time,"
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"I was finally able to finish my tell-all book about my boss."
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"It's called Sippy Cup Rosé and it's gonna have a shoe"
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"on the cover."
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"I can't believe how calm they all are."
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"Mommy, I am tired."
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"Can we go sit someplace quiet like a shoe store?"
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"Of course, my sweet baby."
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"♪ You're my baby now ♪"
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"Stoop Crone!"
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"I know you haven't been studying because I found your GED books"
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"coated with a day's worth of asbestos."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Also, try not to breathe in here too much from now on and before."
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"Lillian, I'm fine."
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"I've been studying for weeks, and I just have to take"
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"one more photo of Dong and Sonja so he doesn't get deported."
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"We're recreating their fake engagement"
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"A Grammy party?"
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"Well, I think she's cheating on Dong with a statue, so you tell me."
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"If all this is about helping Dong,"
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"then how come your bookmark is this?"
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"Apparently you're gonna live in a shack,"
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"all with your husband Dong."
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"Fine, you win."
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"I have hope."
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"Hope that got me through 15 years in the bunker."
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"I don't quit."
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"Sweetie, you can't keep running into a brick wall."
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"How does the Kool-Aid Man do this?"
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"Kimmy, I was you once."
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"I waited like a fool for something that could never be."
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"was the Second Avenue Subway."
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"Oh, you're goddamn right it was."
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"The city had been promising to build it since 1916,"
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"so I waited for years in a tiny Murray Hill apartment,"
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"not a pot to piss in."
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"It was a plastic cup with Reggie Jackson on it."
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"into a trick-or-treating pumpkin."
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"I waited and I suffered,"
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"I left Murray Hill, and I moved here"
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"where I met the love of my life."
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"So you quit?"
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"I know you're tough and you never give up."
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"Sorry, but giving up isn't my jam."
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"My jams are grape, jock, and space,"
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"and I've got 12 hours till my test."
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"♪ You do not define me, Richard ♪"
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"♪ I cannot be owned ♪"
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"♪ Eaten by birds ♪"
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"♪ Shat out by birds ♪"
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"Stephen Sondheim's Pinocchio."
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"What happened? You were so happy before."
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"When I was singing before, it didn't even occur to me"
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"that I was happy."
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"has ever gone, and now I'm panicked I'm gonna lose it all!"
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"and you fleeted it!"
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"We had an amazing day."
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"Are you sure it's Buckley?"
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"'Cause it could be a parent trap."
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"I did it."
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"It's hard to admit this, Kimmy,"
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"but the only reason I had Buckley was to hook Julian."
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"but today was more rewarding than I could have ever imagined."
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"See what happens when you don't give up hope?"
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"Look, the only thing I need you to do is pick up Buckley's medication."
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"I'm almost out,"
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"Wait, you gave him drugs to make him behave?"
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"I know you were frozen in ice for ten years or whatever,"
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"So have you tried it?"
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"Of course I have."
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"What kind of mother do you think I am?"
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"So great, in fact, I'll go to the drugstore myself,"
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"and an employee named LaDonica said to me,"
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"Bitch, I don't know your life."
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"I can't find Sonja!"
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"She didn't even take her phone."
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"So your wife disappeared."
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"It's just you and no wife right now?"
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"We can find her, right?"
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"Never give up."
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"but let's first start with the last two places"
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"she was asked to leave:"
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"This is what I want my funeral to look like:"
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"I don't know."
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"I already have clothes."
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"Why would I need more clothes?"
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"My brain."
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"It's Talbots-ing."
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"Dyziplen ate my joy."
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"I just checked the morgue."
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"Guess it's back to Vietnam to work at the family business..."
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"Boo-ga-dee."
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"I could be Sonja."
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"I could go with you to Immigration."
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"Who knows you better than I do?"
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"We finish each other's senten..."
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"And wow, this is weird, but I already have an album"
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"are totally just as strong as mine..."
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"Stop it!"
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"Why do you keep doing this? I'm married."
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"Kimmy, Sonja was there when I needed her,"
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"and now we have an arrangement that works."
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"I get to stay in the country, and she gets a husband"
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"who can be a male role model for her birds."
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"Let it go!"
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"Kimmy, you're right!"
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"Here are your CDs back."
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"I was worried about you."
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"Always take your phone and charger."
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"Okay, cool."
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"Congratulations."
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"Dong, I guess I'll just see you when you have that 78¢"
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"You can bring it by whenever."
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"Hang on."
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"which is in a few hours."
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"four..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Holy Jesus!"
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"A peplum?"
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