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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Gives Up! (S02E02)

"I'll make popsicles for everyone."
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"Clearly Canadian."
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"I was just dropping off your GED letter."
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"My test is in a couple weeks."
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"I left it at your party."
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"It smells like Salon Selectives and silverfish poison?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"It's fine if you threw it out, you just owe me 78¢."
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"And I'll pay you when I have that kind of money lying around."
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"Dong, are you okay?"
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"If we can't prove we're a real couple, I'll get deported."
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"It's full of baby boomer tourists"
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"Look, you always knew how to prepare for a test."
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"What do you have so far?"
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"Our wedding album."
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"This is the only picture."
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"Is this from a security camera?"
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"No, it's from our witnesses:"
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"two Harlem Globetrotters who were getting gay married right after us."
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"So make a fake photo album."
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"In my experience, if someone has good pictures and a glue stick,"
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"they can make it look like they dunked on Jesus,"
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"and some girls will believe it, for, like, 15 years."
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"I can ask Neptune to help."
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"You're being paranoid, Dong."
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"Anyway, the popsicles will just be another 40 minutes."
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"This is hopeless."
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"just let me help you."
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"I don't know, Kimmy."
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"Are you sure you can handle that?"
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"I mean..."
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"Don't worry about me."
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"People act like I'm this sweet cookie,"
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"but I'm really this super hard thing"
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"that nobody knows what I am or why I am."
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"Let's take a bunch of pictures of you and Sonja"
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"going to first base super hard on each other!"
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"Okay, so you can be Megatron, and I'll be Optimus Prime."
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"No!"
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"Oh, God."
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"- Now you're dead. - Oh, no."
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"Now I'll have to lie down and be left alone."
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"- I need some help here. - Hey, no."
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"You have to stay still until Sky Lynx saves you."
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"- You lost your Allspark. - Okay, okay, okay."
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"Ms. White, I'm sorry. I can't come over right now."
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"I have the GED and a crafting emergency..."
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"Are you listing things at me?"
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"I need you here now."
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"There's no school and I don't have a television."
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"for my dress fitting."
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"They hate children."
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"If my crotchfruit is here, they'll know I'm a moo!"
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"No, you can't move."
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"Ms. White, I'm sorry."
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"Don't be sorry,"
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"just get here."
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"You'll pay for this, Starscream."
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"Kimmy, I've never spent an entire day"
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"I've always had help from someone:"
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"a nanny or a driver"
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"or an iPad taped to a bag of sugar."
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"What if it poops?"
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"I don't know what to say."
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"Maybe you could take him to the park."
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"He loves the big slide at 66th Street"
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"'cause sometimes nannies fall down it."
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"You might have fun."
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"Okay, so now I'll be Mark Wahlberg."
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"No!"
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"Take that, Megatron!"
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"♪ Stoop Crone, no loitering please ♪"
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"♪ Stoop Crone, you're kind of a skeeze ♪"
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"That better be from a musical."
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"Of course!"
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"It's from Rodgers and Hammerstein's"
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"Croon, Crone, Croon! Which was eventually reworked"
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"Oh, thank you, Nazis, for saving show business."
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"Probably still with Dong making goo-goo eyes"
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"'cause our building gives everyone pinkeye."
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"Like in one of the great love songs of all time,"
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"♪ In your big blue eyes ♪"
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"♪ And those alabaster thighs ♪"
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"It's from Daddy's Boy, an innocent musical"
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"about a father's love for his infant son."
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"The composer was beaten to death in jail,"
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"which reminds me of another song you'll definitely know."
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"♪ Whomp goes the billy club ♪"
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"♪ Whomp goes the billy club ♪"
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"You can't say two words without singing."
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"You can't stop singing 'cause you're happy."
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"I'm just singing because..."
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"Well, why wouldn't you be?"
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"and you got a free piano."
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"This is the best your life has ever gone."
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"No!"
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"You're wrong, Stoop Crone!"
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"♪ This is just an ordinary day ♪"
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"♪ I'm just an ordinary gay ♪"
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"♪ I am dancing away from you ♪"
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"♪ I am prancing away from you ♪"
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"We Three Marionettes of 1971."
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"♪ Sometimes I get lost in your big blue eyes ♪"
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"♪ I just can't help dreaming 'bout your alabaster thighs ♪"
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"♪ How I love my baby's naughty little ♪"
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"♪ Personality ♪"
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"♪ You're my baby now ♪"
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"♪ How I love to hug and hold you ♪"
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"♪ You're my baby now ♪"
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"♪ For when daddy's arms enfold you ♪"
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"♪ Such a big boy, wow ♪"
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"♪ You're the tops and I'm the bottom ♪"
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"♪ You're not my baby now ♪"
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"How are you feeling, sweetheart?"
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"The label on your special candy"
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"Yeah!"
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"Is he on Dyziplen?"
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"Praise Jesus."
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"I am."
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"Is every child here on Dyziplen?"
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