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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Gives Up! (S02E02)

"Dexter, Patches, Reggie!"
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"at a trillion miles an hour, how long will you wait"
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"Die, Decepticon! Acid spray!"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Hold on, I just need to extinguish his Allspark."
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"You're all going in the freezer!"
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"Prime, I'm destroying your spark with my ion blaster!"
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"So can you bring me something in my size?"
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"Hey, Red."
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"You had your first real love"
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"Actually, in the bunker..."
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"Again with the bunker."
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"and then, suddenly, everything is about Montreal."
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"the sooner you can find something that doesn't."
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"Just like we both know your good times can't last forever."
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"Is that from Gangly Orphan Jeff,"
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"♪ But who knows? ♪"
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"♪ You can't lose when you tell Mr. Blues that you choose ♪"
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"♪ To keep going ♪"
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"♪ Even if we don't know what we're moving toward ♪"
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"♪ Keep a smile in your pocket ♪"
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"♪ When the wolf is rat-a-tatting at the door ♪"
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"♪ At the stupid things you've done ♪"
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"♪ They say life's too short ♪"
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"♪ Sometimes the only way to go ♪"
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"♪ Is to just go on ♪"
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"♪ You're my baby now ♪"
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"♪ You make daddy very happy ♪"
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"I'm supposed to take my GED tomorrow, but I never got"
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"my confirmation letter."
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"I only have one left for a student with no home address:"
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"That's Dong Nguyen."
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"We were basically the Roz and Frasier of our class,"
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"but not sexy like that, just, you know, cool."
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"I kind of have a Kyle and Maxine thing with my boss."
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"Oh, you don't know Living Single,"
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"Y'all stole the name Frasier from us anyway."
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"Like chop-chop, that place where they cut your hair"
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"during plastic surgery."
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"My First Americans for Turtle Island Charity"
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"is having its premier gala in three weeks,"
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"Karl Lagerfeld is lending me something from his designer line"
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"and school is closed for Rupert Murdoch's birthday,"
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"so you'll have to stay on top of him."
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"He behaves more when you sit on his chest."
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"Buckley!"
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"No!"
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"Kimmy, stop him!"
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"I need a helper!"
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"Vera? Juanita?"
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"Hunyong?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"♪ Oh, all the joy it will bring ♪"
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"from the black version of Oklahoma"
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"called Alabama."
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"♪ Oh, the cropper and the Klansman should be friends ♪"
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"What is up with you?"
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"Who died and left you a trunk full of hats?"
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"Nothing's up with me."
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"These are famous show tunes that everyone loves."
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"My family was poor."
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"The closest thing we had to a radio"
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"was a mentally ill uncle who talked about the weather"
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"every nine minutes."
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"starts immediately and lasts forever!"
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"Girl, you know I don't know."
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"Check my Quest Diagnostic Barbie chalet."
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"I missed a GED letter."
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"Kimmy, why do you have this?"
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"They didn't have an address for Dong, so I'm gonna drop it off."
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"You sure you're not just using this as an excuse to see him?"
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"Like when Bobby Durst came back"
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"to get his conveniently forgotten bow saws?"
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"Sly devil."
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"Maybe real devil."
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"I mean, that's 78¢ down the drain."
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"Hmm."
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"Without blue, my whole weekly rotation is off."
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"Everyone will think I'm horny."
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"He dumped you."
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"I'm not gonna let him fail his GED"
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"because he broke up with me."
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"Kiddo, all I'm saying is seeing him again might be tougher than you think."
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"where the end of your braid is your toothbrush"
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"and your best friend?"
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"Touché."
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"I'll be fine."
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"I'll just stick it in his mail slot."
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"He won't even see me."
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"Kimmy."
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"That reminds me of this gem"
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"from the Helen Keller-inspired- but-unauthorized musical,"
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"Feels Like Love."
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"♪ In the game of hide and seek I'm the first one to be found ♪"
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"♪ But when it comes to love ♪"
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"♪ Does he even see me? ♪"
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"♪ Is he screaming my name? ♪"
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"♪ Or a chair or a cop? ♪"
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"♪ Sad to say, but to me Feels the same ♪"
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"You're being weird."
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"I'm sorry, I don't know what's gotten into Buckley today."
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"Your son's in good physical health, Ms. White."
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"Buckley could benefit from a little discipline."
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"Oh."
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"Don't worry, I'm not suggesting actual parenting."
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"Oh."
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"I'm talking about medication."
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"Treats hyperactivity, ADHD,"
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"and Kanye West Spectrum Disorder."
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"He just bites sometimes to loosen his baby teeth."
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"No, I'm not saying Buckley has any diagnosable"
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"Think it over."
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"You're my bitch, Geoffrey."
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"Okay, Kimmy, just pretend it's any old door."
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"Hey, door. What's up?"
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"Yeah, I get that."
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"Anyway, just gonna shove a letter-ino up your mouth flap."
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"Hi, Kimmy!"
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"We never see you anymore!"
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"Come in."
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