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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"Shut up. And utterly..."
Archer (2009)
"Minus the 20 kilos you sold for Monopoly money, oh,"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, not good enough to deposit in a bank, but..."
Archer (2009)
"So you take a hundred, go buy a pack of gum, and walk"
Archer (2009)
"- out with $99.50 in change. - Hey, that's brilliant,"
Archer (2009)
"Well, not me personally."
Archer (2009)
"- addicted to cocaine. - Your words."
Archer (2009)
"were you planning to do with 50 Cadillacs?"
Archer (2009)
"- why aren't you at work? - Everything's on"
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"autopilot. There's nothing for me to do."
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"- I am so bored. - Have you tried cocaine?"
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"gobbles it all up, and Ron, take me to lunch."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, look around. Somewhere in this mansion, I"
Archer (2009)
"have to assume, is a gigantic, Scrooge McDuckian vault."
Archer (2009)
"Scrooge McDuck, eh?"
Archer (2009)
"- files. - One of whom we blew"
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"being a crippled cyborg!"
Archer (2009)
"And I know it sounds crazy, but I like them as much as cocaine."
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"- off their own fingers. - Do they know how to"
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"You, too, Ojiisan. Or three, or whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, dear God."
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"for a Swede! Either time that happened!"
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"- Holy shitsnacks. - I will break both of"
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"- a housewarming gift. - Hey, you know what?"
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"- Because? - Because a violin would"
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"But if all Moto wants is his drugs..."
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"Let's just give Moto his drugs and be glad we dodged"
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"normal-size, non-metaphorical bullets."
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"But, Pam, if there ever are any, this comes out"
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"heh-heh-heh-head! Non-metaph-phuh-phuh-phuh-phuh-"
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"Wait-- since breakfast?!"
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"- the police. - Ooh, good idea, and"
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"How about get started on that list?"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa, I stand extremely corrected."
Archer (2009)
"colored maids. No, that's a terrible"
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"Um, "Danger Zone"?"
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"Not that kind of chokepoints."
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"If you were honest with yourself, you would realize"
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"- A floor model. - Oh, for..."
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"Hell does he think he is doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Cheryl, build a fire and get some pokers hot!"
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"with you?! You shoot like an old"
Archer (2009)
"blind woman! You bring shame on your family!"
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"Oh, my God, the darkness, babe, I'm slipping"
Archer (2009)
"And what is this? An ocelot pelt?!"
Archer (2009)
"- Wait, what?! - It was all"
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"- I could find! - Oh, my God,"
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"- if that's Babou...! - Ugh, I wish."
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"- something I care about. - Hey, so..."
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"- Ron's gonna die? - Wait, Ron's"
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"- speaking quietly. - Smart."
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"there's no other way out of here besides the front door?"
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"- railroad, yeah, so... - So why'd he build a"
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"We're losing him."
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"- him? - Because remember"
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"Goddamn it, where the hell is he?"
Archer (2009)
"Slowly dying, for all anyone cares."
Archer (2009)
"- Or avenge me as appropriate. - That's it, I'm"
Archer (2009)
"competition, Ron! He's my child."
Archer (2009)
"Let's go here."
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"Are you"
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"out, Ray got shot in the stomach and he's, like, totally fine."
Archer (2009)
"Here we go, stepping"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, Ron, man up. I've been shot..."
Archer (2009)
"I don't believe it. He made it."
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"- it, but... - What do you know about"
Archer (2009)
"Those vending machines that sell used schoolgirl panties."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, done. Now, here's what I propose."
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"- You dare to propose... - I swear to God I can"
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"Plus if you don't, I'll kill you."
Archer (2009)
"I must accept."
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"it."
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"A gut-shot husband and an idiot son who just"
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"Ruined. Completely..."
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"We've got 2,000 pounds of cocaine."
Archer (2009)
"minus however much Pam ate, probably two kilos."
Archer (2009)
"- Or three, or whatever. - Quit eating all the"
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"- goddamn cocaine! - Make me!"
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"My point, unless Pam"
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"ate it, is that things could be a lot worse."
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"How? You sold a million dollars of"
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"product for this worthless stack of paper."
Archer (2009)
"How could it be any worse?"
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"I, uh, hate to agree with Archer, but it could be"
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"- Yeah, I guess, but... - Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"So you're gonna do that 10,000 times?"
Archer (2009)
"Not anyone personally; it's idiotic."
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"Like a big bag of cocaine!"
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"- Let me finish. - Oh, I'm sorry, please,"
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"- the other. - Well, not now."
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"- You ruined it. - The mental image"
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"- alone. - And besides, what"
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"- What? Ron's done very well. - Speaking of,"
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"No, no, nah. Smoked a reefer cigarette once."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, let me guess, with some Negroes?"
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"- As luck would have it. - What about guns?"
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"- happy with us... - And since the FBI"
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"seized all the ISIS weapons when they took the building."
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"- and what, Lana, your TEC-9's? - Yeah, for which I have"
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"- no ammo. - What?"
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"- Bullets. - Oh for... Sterling,"
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"Cyril, go lock up the product before Cokie Monster here"
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"It's 8:30 in the morning."
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"A bar, then! Whatever!"
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"Negroes you're suddenly so nuts about."
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"It was 1940! CYRIL And where am I supposed"
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"to lock up 2,000 pounds of cocaine?"
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"Sweater."
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"Lana, did you find an arms dealer?"
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"Mmm, no, all we've got so far is Spyridon Skorpio"
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"- and Conway Stern. - Geez, those are old"
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"up, the other of whom's hand we gruesomely ripped off."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, what about Ray's brother, the pot farmer?"
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"- you should write. - Ugh, or maybe"
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"one about a crippled cyborg, who all he did was pussy-ache about"
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"- product under lock and key? - Yup, in the kitchen"
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"- vault. - No what?"
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"- I've finished! - There is one of those."
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"- counterfeit money. - Yeah, good job,"
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"- Mmm, no, I... - What?"
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