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Clips from Transparent - Moppa (S01E01)

"How do you think we always had money to do stuff?"
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"That's fucking awesome."
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"And there's the woman that babysat you..."
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"that drove you around and took advantage"
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"of your sweet little teenage bod,"
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"and it was super lecherous."
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"Um, if by lecherous, you mean rad."
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"You mean, um, every 15-year-old boy's wet dream?"
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"- Yeah, Josh, whose wet dream? - Mine."
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"I mean, what if you were the 15-year-old girl"
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"and it was a 25-year-old guy driving you around,"
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"who's fucking you?"
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"Doesn't that seem weird?"
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"- Hey. - I'm leaving."
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"Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Let's listen to dreamboat Annie."
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"Oh, you really don't want to be alone, do you?"
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"Try not to move so much. Try not to move so much."
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"These clip-ins blend with your hair so beautifully."
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"Wait, wait, wait for it."
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"Look at that. That's better, huh?"
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"Yes. Oh, it's great."
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"I'm so glad to be rid of that wig, you know."
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"I felt like I was wearing a sheitel."
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"Oh, not a silver ViXen?"
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"Well, maybe a silverback."
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"Listen, can we just close up shop here a little bit?"
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"The knees... your male privilege is leaking all over the place."
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"It's called femininity."
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"Yeah."
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"Let me fix your walk."
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"- Please, my knee. - I know your knee."
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"Walk without the complaining. How about that?"
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"Take a breath."
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"- All right. - Try to breathe and be in it."
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"All right, would you like me to breathe and be in it?"
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"Yes. Hi. I'm, uh, Stephen Baker."
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"I have a reservation."
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"Okay. Ah, Mr. Baker."
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"Oh, I'll be... I'll pay in cash."
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"in case there's any incidentals."
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"Oh, no, I'll pay in cash for that too."
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"If you don't use the mini bar or order any movies,"
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"nothing will appear on your bill."
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"- Oh, okay. - I've got you covered, sir."
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"Well, then here we go."
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"- Here's your key... room 813. - Um, right."
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"If you don't mind... um, if it's all the same to you, I could..."
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"Give me another key."
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"- Of course. - Thank you."
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"- Hello. - Oh, hello."
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"Hi. I'm Daphne Sparkles."
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"- No, no, no, do not... - Oh, you don't like it."
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"It's just... it's too... it's stripper-y."
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"I'm sorry."
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"But it's not right."
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"elegant."
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"You're Maura."
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"What's your name?"
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"My name is Marcy. What is your name?"
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"My name is Maura."
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, babe, what happened? Did you tell Barb?"
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"Hey, how'd it go? How'd it go? How'd it go?"
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"Uh, it was good. It was good. It was good."
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"Cool. So she's okay? She survived?"
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"I mean, it didn't even... it didn't even come up this time."
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"- What? - Yeah, I'm just gonna wait"
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"because, yeah, our shrink was a little late,"
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"And then before I even had a chance to say anything,"
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"Barb started talking about how her sister's lupus is affecting her."
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"Did I tell you that Barb's sister Joni has lupus?"
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"No."
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"And, um, yeah, Barb was just like..."
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"Oh, my gosh, she was in such a state,"
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"and I just feel like, you know,"
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"the more Barb is okay with herself when I tell her,"
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"Come here."
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"Come here, come here, come here, come here."
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"I'm gonna make this all happen, okay?"
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"You're like a... like a little..."
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"Hummingbird."
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"Big boobs."
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"I can't keep my hands off your tits."
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"See, this is what you do to me."
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"Hold on."
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"- Holy shit. - What?"
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"My dad came out to Ali."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God!"
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"You were fucking high when you saw him?"
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"I was, like, basically trying to make out with dad."
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"Oh, my God, his toenails were painted,"
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"but because his little toenail is so little and squished,"
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"she just painted the toe skin."
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"So weird."
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"- This is so weird. - No, it's insane."
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"It's totally insane."
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"Her? Him? What do I call him... or her?"
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"I renamed him last night. What do you mean?"
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"I started calling her..."
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""Moppa.""
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"- Moppa? - Yeah, like momma and poppa."
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"Moppa."
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"It's not sweet! It's insanity!"
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"It's totally insane."
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"- Moppa. - Wait a minute."
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"- Does mom know? - No, and don't tell her."
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"- Do you want any of this coffee? - Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God! Josh... does Josh know?"
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"No, and don't tell him either."
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"- We have to tell him. - No, you can't tell them."
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"What?"
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"of the cafeteria and making them go eat by themselves."
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"- Google it. - Jesus."
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"You Google it."
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"Wait a minute. How long have you known about this?"
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"How did you find out about this?"
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"What do you mean you were sneaking around?"
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"Oh, my God, my head hurts so much."
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"Here, give me your feet. I'll rub 'em."
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