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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ballroom Dancing (S04E04)

"All right, I'll try."
Friends
"If I can't, you stay with us till you get settled."
Friends
"I'll have to check first, but he'll be cool."
Friends
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Remember what we talked about. You got to be strong."
Friends
"Yes, yes!"
Friends
"Now one more time."
Friends
"[IN DEEP VOICE] Don't you want a washboard stomach..."
Friends
"...and rock-hard pecs?"
Friends
"No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts."
Friends
"- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Good. That's good. - Okay."
Friends
"I want to quit the gym."
Friends
"You want to quit?"
Friends
"I want to quit the gym."
Friends
"You do realize you won't have access to our new Swedish spa?"
Friends
"[GRUNTS]"
Friends
"I want to quit the gym."
Friends
"Dave in the Membership Office handles quitters."
Friends
"Excuse me. Are you a member?"
Friends
"Me?"
Friends
"- No. - Sorry. Members only."
Friends
"I want to quit the gym!"
Friends
"It's okay, man. Be strong."
Friends
"[GRUNTS]"
Friends
"So are you a member of any gym?"
Friends
"No, and I'm not going to be. So save your little speech."
Friends
"Could you come here?"
Friends
"Hi, M..."
Friends
"Wow. You have really pretty feet."
Friends
"These old things? Ha."
Friends
"Would you spend time on my sciatic area? It's killing me."
Friends
"You mean..."
Friends
"By sciatic, you mean..."
Friends
"...the towel-covered portion?"
Friends
"Yeah."
Friends
"Sure, I can do that."
Friends
"Because, um, the muscles in the sciatic area can get..."
Friends
"...real nice and tight."
Friends
"Yeah. So, um, tell me, Rick, how did you injure the area?"
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"Ow!"
Friends
"- Did you just bite me? - No!"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"Please don't kick the girls out. This was my fault."
Friends
"You want me to kick you guys out instead?"
Friends
"You can't. Where would the chick and the duck live?"
Friends
"- You have pets? - No. No, no, no."
Friends
"Those are, uh, nicknames."
Friends
"I'm the chick, and Chandler's the duck."
Friends
"Huh. I would've thought it was the other way around."
Friends
"Come on. Let the girls stay."
Friends
"Really? You'd do anything?"
Friends
"Yeah, absolutely."
Friends
"- I got something. - What is it?"
Friends
"Can you be my dancing partner?"
Friends
"That's not prison lingo, is it?"
Friends
"- His dancing partner? - Yeah."
Friends
"There's this superintendents' dance, "The Super Ball.""
Friends
"He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes."
Friends
"Why not practice with a girl?"
Friends
"He's too shy."
Friends
"He's not good enough to dance with girls yet."
Friends
"Yeah, right."
Friends
"He almost danced me right down that garbage chute."
Friends
"Would you let it go already? You're fine."
Friends
"- Hey. - So did you quit?"
Friends
"No. I almost did."
Friends
"Couldn't leave Ross there without a spotter."
Friends
"Wait, now, so you joined the gym?"
Friends
"[LAUGHING]"
Friends
"And that's funny, why?"
Friends
"Oh, ahem..."
Friends
"I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and..."
Friends
"Well, that's it."
Friends
"They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives."
Friends
"What'll we do?"
Friends
"You could actually go to the gym."
Friends
"[LAUGHING]"
Friends
"Or..."
Friends
"Or we could go to the bank..."
Friends
"You're a genius."
Friends
"Now there's two reasons."
Friends
"GROUP: Hey."
Friends
"You guys, remember that cute client I told you about?"
Friends
"I bit him."
Friends
"- Where? - On the tushy."
Friends
"And that's not against your oath?"
Friends
"I know, but the moment I touch him..."
Friends
"...I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one."
Friends
"Next time, try to distract yourself."
Friends
"Like when I'm doing something exciting..."
Friends
"...and I don't want to get too..."
Friends
"...excited."
Friends
"I try and think of other things. Like, uh, sandwiches..."
Friends
"...and, uh, baseball..."
Friends
"...and, uh, Chandler."
Friends
"- Thank you. - Oh, no, thank you."
Friends
"All right, I'm here. Let's get this over with."
Friends
"Okay, uh, well..."
Friends
"...just follow my lead."
Friends
"[UPBEAT SWING MUSIC PLAYING]"
Friends
"Don't we need to do some kind of preparation first?"
Friends
"Like get really drunk?"
Friends
"Come on. Hey, just put your arms around me."
Friends
"No. It's okay. But if I'm Marge..."
Friends
"...my breasts are coming out my back."
Friends
"Ah, forget it! I'm not being any good at this."
Friends
"[MUSIC STOPS]"
Friends
"My mom was right."
Friends
"I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head."
Friends
"Come on, man. You're not a potato."
Friends
"I'm sure as hell not a dancer. It's no use."
Friends
"Marge will never go for me."
Friends
"Come on, Treeger. Don't say that."
Friends
"You just need more practice."
Friends
"Come on. Let's try it again."
Friends
"[UPBEAT SWING MUSIC PLAYING]"
Friends
"Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway."
Friends
"I'm not that comfortable dancing with a... Whee-hee!"
Friends
"- Hey! - Yeah."
Friends
"So how goes the dancing? Gay yet?"
Friends
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