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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ballroom Dancing (S04E04)

"I know, but the garbage was full."
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"He said really mean things that were only partly true."
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"...the last 1200 times."
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"So why don't you quit?"
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"And then they bring out Maria."
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"And tell him what?"
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"Maybe you haven't heard of "not making girls cry.""
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"Your friends are violating it."
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"Your feet are all dressed up."
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"You're going to do some feet flirting!"
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"It's Arabian Princess Day at work. Leave me alone!"
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"Rachel always cries!"
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"Hi, I'm Maria."
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"A 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace."
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"I'll do whatever you want."
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"We're doomed."
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"...close our accounts and cut them off at the source."
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"Oh, man! But then we won't be bank buddies."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"I'm sorry."
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"And it wasn't a hop. It was a pas de bourrée."
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"- No, no. - No, we'd just like to close them."
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"Okay, on a plate."
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"But since you're a client, I can't ask you out..."
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"...even though you give me the feelings."
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"Really?"
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"...because Rick is, um, my husband."
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"- So you didn't leave the bank? - No."
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"Hey, Duck. Is Chick here?"
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"That was incredible!"
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"PHOEBE: Hey, new wallet?"
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"It was time."
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"The old condom ring in the leather just doesn't say "cool" anymore."
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"Rachel, you just put an empty carton back in the fridge."
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"Have you ever taken out the trash?"
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"Well, I thought you liked doing it."
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"- Third door on the left. - Right!"
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"Hey, Mr. Treeger."
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"[TREEGER GRUNTS]"
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"[GROANING]"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Um... Oh! Oh!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"It's a little old but..."
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"You're clogging up the chute I just unclogged."
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"I'm sorry. I don't come in here a lot."
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"Aw, of course not. You're a little princess."
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"Daddy, buy me a pizza."
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"Daddy, buy me a candy factory."
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"Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing "Happy Birthday" to me."
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"You think you can come here..."
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"...make a mess and a big man in coveralls will clean it up?"
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"Think of someone else for a change."
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"Okay, I'm sorry."
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"God, if you're going to cry about it!"
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"- Whoa, whoa! Treeger made you cry? RACHEL: Yes."
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"I'll teach him a lesson."
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"Joey, don't. Let's forget about it."
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"That's easy for you to say. You weren't almost just killed!"
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"All right, that's it. School is in session!"
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"My God."
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"Is this a gym card?"
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"Oh, yeah, gym member."
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"I try to go four times a week, but I've missed..."
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"You don't think I've tried?"
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"You think I like having $50 a month taken from my account?"
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"They make you go all the way down there."
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"They use all these phrases and peppiness to confuse you."
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"- Who is Maria? - Oh, Maria!"
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"You can't say no to her."
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"She's like this lycra, spandex-covered, gym treat."
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"Do you need me to go with you and hold your hand?"
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"- No. - You're strong enough to face her?"
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"Oh, no. You'll have to come."
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"Tribbiani."
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"Hold on. I'll get the plunger."
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"Hey. You hold on. You made my friend Rachel cry."
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"So you'll go and apologize to her..."
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"...unless you want me to call the landlord."
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"Maybe you haven't heard of the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968."
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"I have actually not heard of that."
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"I've been nice until now, but I don't need this grief."
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"I'm telling the landlord..."
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"...Monica's illegally subletting her grandmother's place."
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"Your friends are out of here, pal."
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"Why don't you tell me something I don't know?"
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"Somebody tell me I don't have to work today."
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"What's the matter?"
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"My first massage is this incredibly gorgeous guy."
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"Every time I see him, I want to..."
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"...do things to him I can't charge for."
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"So do them for free."
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"No, it is forbidden."
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"No, no. Mrs. Potter fires people for messing around with clients."
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"And it's against my oath as a masseuse."
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"They make you take one?"
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"No, I made myself take one."
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"No fooling around with clients..."
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"...and, um, always be prepared."
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"That one's from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense."
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"Why not give him to someone else?"
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"No, I can handle it. I'm a professional."
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"Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?"
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"You got a pedicure."
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"That's the only part he can see when he's on the table!"
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"I don't know what you're talking about. Heh."
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"How do you explain the toe ring?"
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"My hero! What happened?"
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"Well, I told him no one treats my friends like that."
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"And he better apologize. See you!"
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"MONICA: Wait a minute."
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"- What did he say? - Uh..."
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"He wouldn't apologize, because you're living here illegally."
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"Instead, he'll evict you. See you later!"
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"- You got us evicted? - I told you not to go down there."
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"He made Rachel cry!"
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"That's not true!"
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"You go down there, and you suck up to him."
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"You suck like you've never sucked before!"
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