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Clips from MacGyver - Screwdriver (S01E01)

"I mean, even Miss Terrorist, Mrs. Terrorist..."
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"she must crack a smile every now and then, right?"
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"No. No, there's one more."
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"He's my boy... MacGyver."
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"Dude is so smart."
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"He's the smartest guy I've ever met in my life."
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"Met over in the desert fighting guys like you."
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"No, I really..."
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"I really love the little guy. I do."
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"He's like... he's like a brother."
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"And where is he?"
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"- Now? - Yes."
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"Well, if he's following the plan,"
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"he should be... right outside that door..."
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"right now."
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"I mean, come on, man."
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"Hey, Mac, long hallway, last door"
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"- on the left marked "ugly room." - Shut up, before I kill you now!"
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"Oh, I think that's for you. Hmm."
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"_"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"_"
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"How did you do that?"
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"How?"
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"Ink from red pens."
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"And a bottle of chocolate sauce."
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"Not the good kind, either."
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"- The cheap, high-fructose kind. - Oh, man."
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"It is good to see you, buddy."
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"Man, I-I really screwed up. I let the cat out of the bag."
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"I told him all about the Phoenix Foundation."
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"Thornton's gonna be so mad at me, right?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"You, too, man."
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"A big hug?"
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"We'll save it for after the flight, all right?"
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"Oh."
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"I love you, buddy."
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"I love you, too, big guy."
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"Hey, Mac..."
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"how old do you think I look?"
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"Your age."
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"No. I mean, how old do you think I can get away with looking?"
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"Don't lie on a dating profile, Jack."
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"You're only setting people up for disappointment."
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"All right, I'm just gonna man-rupt you right there"
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"'cause you're killing the vibe."
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"This is supposed to be fun."
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"I'll just finish this on my own, thank you."
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"Just saying, tell the truth."
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"35."
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"And a half."
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"So, why the sudden interest in finding Miss Right?"
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"Well, I got this weird thing about dying alone."
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"And I've been thinking"
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"it might be nice to see some little Jacks running around."
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"All right. Next section."
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""What do you look for in the perfect companion?""
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"Someone who likes bad karaoke and getting shot at."
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"I already got you for that, sweetheart."
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"Can you get that?"
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"I can, but I won't."
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"Are you serious? Why not?"
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"House rules."
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"House rules... what does that even mean?"
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"It means it's your house. You got to answer the door."
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"What's the matter with you? That's proper etiquette."
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"- Now you're Emily Post? - Whatever."
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"I'm trying to teach you something here."
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"You're trying to make up an excuse"
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"Hey, if you don't believe me, look it up."
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"I'm obviously in the middle of something,"
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"and if you wouldn't mind getting up, that'd be great."
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"Okay, fine. Be a rude host."
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"Hey, welcome to the rude house."
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"You're so bossy."
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"Who is it?"
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"Hey, Jack, who is it?"
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"Hey, Mac."
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"Sarah. Nice to see you."
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"Nikki Carpenter was a former member"
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"of your ops team, is that right?"
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"Yeah."
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"Six months ago, she escaped custody"
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"after failing to deploy a WMD?"
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"That's right."
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"And before her betrayal,"
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"she was also your girlfriend for two years."
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"What does that have to do with anything?"
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"Sarah found Nikki."
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"We finally get to catch her."
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"_"
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"Nine hours ago, the CIA intercepted a message"
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"about a dead drop to an unknown recipient"
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"being made by a woman whose alias has been traced back"
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"to Nikki Carpenter."
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"I recognized the name, asked my superiors"
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"if I could put together a team for the grab,"
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"then immediately tracked down Jack and Mac"
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"to recruit them to my op."
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"Thank you, Sarah, but Nikki's family business."
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"We'll go ahead and take it from here."
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"Like I said, it's my op,"
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"and because of your relationship to the suspect,"
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"I'm offering you the opportunity to assist."
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"And we're super-duper grateful, but you're still not coming."
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"- Jack, is there a problem? - No."
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"No, there's not a problem. It's just..."
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"Sarah's getting married this weekend."
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"I don't think now is the best time for a new field assignment."
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"And here I thought you just didn't get the invitation."
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"Uh, we could give you guys a minute if, uh..."
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"I got the invitation."
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"Then why didn't you respond?"
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"We better get moving,"
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"Jack."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"- What? - I'm going."
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"No, you're not. I'm not gonna be responsible"
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"if something happens to you a week before your wedding."
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