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Clips from King of the Hill - Spin the Choice (S05E05)

"Some things in life just happen."
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"You don't want to hurt anyone, but..."
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"It's not like it's true, is it?"
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"that the Anasazi tribe last practiced cannibalism over 700 years ago!"
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"And you are affiliated with what tribe?"
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"Dale, I don't eat people!"
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"For God's sake! It would be like me accusing you of cannibalism..."
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"just because that nut in Michigan who boiled body parts on his stove was white."
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"And that disc jockey in Philadelphia who ate people in his basement."
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"- Well, look at the time. - It just makes me so angry."
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"You should know I'm highly carcinogenic."
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"Come on!"
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"Come on!"
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"So close! I spun it a little too hard."
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"John Reds-mum's kidnapped me and he's going to eat me."
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"Now, here's the plan."
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"[Makes whispering sounds]"
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"Dale, you're just going... [Makes whispering sounds]"
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"- Bobby, haven't you done enough to him? - It's my choice."
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"Then give me your choice card."
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"I'm glad the Cowboys lost today, after all they did to the Indians."
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"Damn it, don't go dragging them into this."
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"You're already in enough trouble. You called John Redcorn a cannibal."
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"No, it's not!"
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"The New York Times says cannibalism is part of his cultural heritage."
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"And you have to respect other people's culture."
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"Who are we to judge?"
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"I am not judging, I am stating a simple fact."
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"Yes. And I'll say it again. It is wrong to eat another human being."
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"But it was right for the white man..."
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"to throw blankets with smallpox onto the Indian reservations?"
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"Bobby, I agree that stealing Indians' land was wrong."
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"Can I have the knife back?"
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"You sure can, Bobby. But you barely need a knife..."
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"'cause that bad boy is so goddang succulent."
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"Nothing yet."
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"I can't believe she left me for that."
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"She married that two years before she met you."
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"Get back in the truck behind Bobby where you're safe."
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"It's okay. He's not going to eat anyone."
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"Mr. Redcorn, I know you're not really a cannibal."
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"and that it's time you got it back..."
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"and how we're all children of the earth."
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"So in a weird way, we're related."
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"And then, upon my death, I would like to pass the land on to you, Dale..."
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"Then Joseph will live on my forefathers' land after you die."
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"Thanks, Capt. Bring-Down."
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"[Cars honking constantly]"
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"This is nice land, John Redcorn."
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"I am thinking about suing the Highway Department..."
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"HANK: Oh, my God, it's sojuicy."
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"this Thanksgiving you will be carving one of the three tom turkeys."
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"You see, Bobby, on Thanksgiving..."
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"Joseph, hello."
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"So..."
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"You don't know the half of it."
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"Luanne, do you want to spin the choice?"
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"Dad..."
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"Maybe I taught him too well."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I want my son back."
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"According to many expensive books I studied at the bookstore..."
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"as if rubbed smooth against the walls of cooking pots."
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"Your son?"
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"Also white."
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"Boy, you're really up on your cannibalism, John Redcorn."
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"You're with John Redcorn? Has he told you anything?"
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"I want to go."
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"With a little TLC..."
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"Dale, I read that the government returned 84,000 acres..."
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"Bobby, don't use the word "rape," it's not polite."
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"you lose."
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"Can't you agree that eating people is wrong?"
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"Really? Like what?"
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"Well, I've got nothing!"
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"to put in a sound-dampening fence."
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"No problem, son."
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"Maybe put up a garden and a fence and--"
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"but I'm too excited."
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"- BOBBY: Mr. Redcorn? - REDCORN: Yes?"
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"Don't bore him."
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"But it's because you give grades instead of prizes."
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"To the white man?"
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"My friend John Redcorn..."
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"- Hey, Dad. - Son."
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"[Dale exclaims]"
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"- What the... - Hank, you're terrible."
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"You can't just barge in here! This room is my property and..."
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"Score!"
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"So picture this as a 30-foot wheel that spins."
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"But I barely see my son since we broke up."
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"My God, wake me up when it's over."
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"from John Redcorn. And now you celebrate by frying a turkey?"
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"This makes me sick!"
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"I only have a day to plan an authentic Native American protest feast."
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"Bobby is?"
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"This is normal teenage rebellion."
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"He's just a minor. He doesn't have the authority to--"
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"Well, I know you're here to see Bobby, so I won't keep you."
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"Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about "your son." Sit down."
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"I win a Winnebago!"
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"- Dad! - Joseph's here? Good."
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"I can tell both of them at the same time."
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"How the white man stole your land and your heritage..."
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