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Clips from King of the Hill - Spin the Choice (S05E05)

"Luanne, are you ready for another Thanksgiving Boggle tournament?"
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"Aunt Peggy, everybody hates your Boggle tournament."
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"I didn't say that, I thought it."
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"Yes, Boggle is a harsh mistress."
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"Maybe I should come up with a game that other people have a chance at."
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"Where's Joseph going?"
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"Who knows? That kid's a freaking mystery."
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"I waited two-and-a-half hours."
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"And I really appreciate that."
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"The white man is still doing it."
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"This is the white man?"
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"I've researched all the very best games in the world."
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"And what I learned was people like to spin."
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"The trick was getting rid of all the boring stuff in between."
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"Spinning and choosing. I like those."
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"Wait. What do I get to choose?"
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"Well, some game shows have you choose a letter."
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"Who cares?"
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"Some shows have you choose a category."
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"In my game, you take that choice and you spin it."
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"The name of the game is..."
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"See you, Mr. Redcorn."
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"Bobby, in honor of your first carving..."
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"we're gonna fry up one of the turkeys this year."
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"Dad, that is no way to celebrate the rape of the Native Americans..."
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"for 350 years."
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"you and your white people stole hundreds of thousands of acres..."
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"When does the killing end?"
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"What's the use? Look who I'm talking to."
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"You are talking to your father."
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"And you will not use that Frenchman's wave with me."
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"It's all right to have some pre-carving jitters."
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"The good ones always do."
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"Yes. What could be more important than turkey?"
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""Thankstaking" isn't a time for celebration."
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"I refuse to carve your turkey."
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"It is basted in the blood of the innocents."
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"Bobby carving his first turkey..."
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"my dad going out of town..."
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"Come on! The naked photography books are downstairs."
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"Somebody's gonna buy them all before we get a chance to even look."
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"Is that all you think about? Photography?"
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"And if anything has to thaw or ripen, I gotta know now."
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"[Redcorn exclaims]"
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"Joseph, how about this? Running into each other."
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"I had this old headdress lying around. And I thought, well, you might like it."
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"Horns and a feather. Thanks."
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"John Redcorn."
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"What in the hell have you been telling my son?"
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"We will rise up and reclaim all of what was once ours."
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"He is the spirit of our people."
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"Joseph."
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"Oh."
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"DALE: I don't know."
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"I'm sorry, Dr. Boomhauer."
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"What are you doing?"
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"It's gonna be very in-your-face."
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"I refuse to eat the white man's white meat!"
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"That's it. You're going to your room. And stay off the guests' coats."
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"Hank, come on. Let him be."
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"When I was his age, I wrecked my parents' bicycle."
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"But this whole anti-Thanksgiving thing couldn't have come at a worse time."
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"Well, the game is pretty straightforward."
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"If you choose to spin, you can land on "spin," or "choice," or "lose a spin"..."
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"or "free choice," or "spin again.""
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"I'll be right back."
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"Hank, what's John Redcorn doing here?"
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"I thought he was here for you."
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"Not in a while, Sug. I'm scared he might do something stupid."
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"Are you here for something in particular?"
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"Because this is kind of a family and neighbor kind of--"
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"- Bobby invited me. - Bobby?"
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"Is this because of what happened in the car the other day?"
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"- I don't know what you're talking about. - I was crying."
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"And you felt a little uncomfortable with--"
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"Hello, Bobby. How's the good fight?"
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"- Well, Mr. Redcorn, I found-- - There's Joseph!"
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"[Whispering] What the hell do you think you're doing here?"
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"I'm going to talk to my son. I bought him a skateboard."
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"You got a settlement offer from the government."
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"Twelve delicious acres of unincorporated Arlen."
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"Twelve? I was seeking 130,000."
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"There's no way I'm accepting this insult."
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"DALE: May I have your attention, everyone?"
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"I would just like to make a toast to our friend, John Redcorn Ill..."
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"celebrating the return of 12 acres of land."
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"Almost 0.001% of what he was seeking."
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"All right, then."
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"Joseph hates me."
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"Why would Joseph hate you? He barely knows you."
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"I would also like to make a toast..."
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"to the white man who steals our land and steals our sons."
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"To the white man!"
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"now would be a good time."
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"especially on this day."
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"And I am the only one who saw fit..."
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"not my land-grabbing ancestors."
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"the Anasazi tribe from this region..."
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"celebrated their most festive occasions by eating the body of their enemies."
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"human bones with shiny patches..."
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"So, today we salute the Native American cannibal..."
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"or people-eater."
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"It is in this spirit..."
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"Mr. Redcorn. This head's for you."
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"Oh, man. You eat people?"
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"Joseph, don't listen to him."
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"That was over 700 years ago!"
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"Get your hands off me, you cannibal freak!"
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"They were this close to giving them to the dog."
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"Fourteen years ago, I was gassing up my jeep, and I met..."
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"Do I still need to use an ashtray?"
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"You want me to consult the rule book, Dr. Boomhauer? Fine..."
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"Sorry. I thought you were Mr. Redcorn."
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"That guy creeps me out."
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"Yeah, his stupid land. Get over it already."
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"Joseph John Gribble, you should be ashamed of yourself."
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"What if your father lost the places he hunted, and fished, and lived, and loved?"
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"Maybe it's my fault you don't understand anything about his heritage."
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"It's time we had a talk."
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"Okay. How about this?"
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