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Clips from King of the Hill - Spin the Choice (S05E05)

"Okay, I was gonna do this after you got home from school..."
King of the Hill
"The turkey knife!"
King of the Hill
"I'm ready, Dad."
King of the Hill
"Oh, my God, it's so juicy."
King of the Hill
"Although I am not sure what you mean by "precedent.""
King of the Hill
"Looks good on you."
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"- Thank God for the holidays. - Yeah, about that..."
King of the Hill
"Say that now."
King of the Hill
"Our land was taken from us by the white man."
King of the Hill
"Yes, wow."
King of the Hill
"I could give you and Joseph a ride home."
King of the Hill
"- What? - What?"
King of the Hill
"You just said that everybody hates my Boggle tournament?"
King of the Hill
"Well, now that you know, everybody does hate your Boggle tournament."
King of the Hill
"It's gonna be tough to find one that doesn't give me an advantage."
King of the Hill
"[Upbeat music playing on jeep radio]"
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"Okay, Johnny. Stay cool."
King of the Hill
"Especially after all you say the white man did to the Indians."
King of the Hill
"Hundreds of years of the systematic rape of my people is not enough, is it?"
King of the Hill
"I'm sorry. I just have to ask again."
King of the Hill
"And people like to choose."
King of the Hill
"Spin the Choice."
King of the Hill
"I don't know how else to describe this idiotic ritual."
King of the Hill
"- I am not-- - Just give him his land back, Hank."
King of the Hill
"Wait. This is about the turkey carving, isn't it?"
King of the Hill
"I'm out!"
King of the Hill
"This was gonna be the perfect Thanksgiving."
King of the Hill
"Pie..."
King of the Hill
"Do not blame Bobby. I taught him to keep an open mind."
King of the Hill
"Hey, Mr. Redcorn."
King of the Hill
"If I stole all that land, would I be living on a dang eighth of an acre?"
King of the Hill
"Hank."
King of the Hill
"MAN: I hope there'll be some apple pie."
King of the Hill
"Bobby, not in front of the Boomhauers!"
King of the Hill
"What better way to educate than to have my own "Thankstaking" meal?"
King of the Hill
"All right, fine."
King of the Hill
"You can choose to spin or you can choose to choose."
King of the Hill
"or "lose a choice," or "free spin"..."
King of the Hill
"She loves the game. But her ex-lover just showed up."
King of the Hill
"Most players won't face such distractions."
King of the Hill
"Would you mind kicking him out?"
King of the Hill
"- Hey, John Redcorn. - Hank."
King of the Hill
"John Redcorn, what a pleasant surprise. Have a beer."
King of the Hill
"He's already got a skateboard, and a helmet, and a father! So, leave."
King of the Hill
"John Redcorn, hey. Here's something to be thankful for."
King of the Hill
"Come on. Twelve's a lot. Eleven of them are connected."
King of the Hill
"The other one's across the highway. If you don't want them, I'll take them."
King of the Hill
"You're right. This is something to drink to."
King of the Hill
"Kudos."
King of the Hill
"What the hell."
King of the Hill
"Bobby, if you have anything nice to say about the American Indians..."
King of the Hill
"Thank you for finally hearing our voice."
King of the Hill
"has taught me about how important the history of his people is..."
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"to prepare a feast that honors the Native American culture..."
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"Anthropologists have found the leftovers of these sacred meals..."
King of the Hill
"that I invite you to enjoy a Native American cannibal feast."
King of the Hill
"John Redcorn, it's me. I brought you a to-go plate..."
King of the Hill
"it's the neck and gibs."
King of the Hill
"Look, I feel terrible for what Joseph said."
King of the Hill
"My son has all the Gribble passion with none of the Gribble charm."
King of the Hill
"John Redcorn is a good man who's lost everything important to him."
King of the Hill
"Come on. So Joseph called you a cannibal."
King of the Hill
"Of course not. Any cultural anthropologist will tell you..."
King of the Hill
"Okay, that bell means you get a chance to spin the prize wheel."
King of the Hill
"I came up with the prize wheel late last night."
King of the Hill
"Bill, spin my arm."
King of the Hill
"[Phone ringing]"
King of the Hill
"Hello?"
King of the Hill
"He's playing it very coy. You have to save me, Hank."
King of the Hill
"Peggy, I got to go for a spin to pick up Dale."
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"He's over at Redcorn's, scared out of his pants."
King of the Hill
"I want to go, too. For Mr. Redcorn."
King of the Hill
"That's one of the worst things you can call a person."
King of the Hill
"It is wrong to eat human beings."
King of the Hill
"Says you."
King of the Hill
"No. That was wrong, too. But so is eating human beings."
King of the Hill
"- I guess. - There you go."
King of the Hill
"You know, I left one turkey uncarved."
King of the Hill
"So, what did you say to Dale?"
King of the Hill
"She didn't leave you for that."
King of the Hill
"My mom told me. She told me a lot of things."
King of the Hill
"So what did you want to tell us, Kemo Saba?"
King of the Hill
"I think I will take those 12 acres after all."
King of the Hill
"for all the help you've given me."
King of the Hill
"[Loud traffic noises] I bet you could turn this into a real nice place."
King of the Hill
"That's right. I've been waiting for the right year and if you feel ready..."
King of the Hill
"I wasn't ready last year. I realize that now."
King of the Hill
"Okay. Pretend it's Thanksgiving and this bread is a turkey."
King of the Hill
"people will be so jazzed by the moistness of the turkey..."
King of the Hill
"you'll have to tune them out. Now, try again."
King of the Hill
"The kids' table needs dark meat!"
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"to the Utes near the Orahee Reservation."
King of the Hill
"It's a good precedent for our tribe's lawsuit, don't you think?"
King of the Hill
"Well, with me acting as your legal advisor..."
King of the Hill
"I am confident you have an airtight case."
King of the Hill
"Hey."
King of the Hill
"is that a new backpack?"
King of the Hill
"You know, I'm speaking to your class today."
King of the Hill
"We'll be going over the Native American role in Thanksgiving."
King of the Hill
"Why don't I give you a ride to school?"
King of the Hill
"No. I'll ride my bike."
King of the Hill
"Dad, my bike chain is busted."
King of the Hill
"I'm pretty sure I keep a chain tool in Hank's garage."
King of the Hill
"Morning, John Redcorn."
King of the Hill
"Nancy, you just missed Joseph."
King of the Hill
"Well, I guess you see him every day."
King of the Hill
"He's just grown so much."
King of the Hill
"Too much time goes by without me seeing him."
King of the Hill
"I just don't think it's a good idea your coming by this Thanksgiving."
King of the Hill
"Sug, he's Dale's son, remember?"
King of the Hill
"But when it comes time to get him into college, let's see what box you check."
King of the Hill
"My people once owned what is now central and southern Texas."
King of the Hill
"Are you sure it's the white man who did all that stuff?"
King of the Hill
"Because I come from white people and this is the first I'm hearing of it."
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"Yes, I am sure."
King of the Hill
"Wow."
King of the Hill
"[School bell ringing]"
King of the Hill
"You know, Bobby, if you are interested in learning more..."
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"Ride? Really? I've been dreading the walk home all day."
King of the Hill
"These legs get dog-tired by 3:10."
King of the Hill
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