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Clips from NewsRadio - Goofy Ball (S02E02)

"of a news station."
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"Get it off my head!"
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"Way to go, Dave?"
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"Very ambitious. Nice career move.""
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"I know that, and you know that,"
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"but look what people think about Yoko Ono."
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"wasn't... completely disruptive."
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"Lisa!"
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"Go. Go, go, go."
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"Check this out."
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"Whoa! You're Bill McNeal, aren't you?"
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"I understand you're a man"
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"who can procure certain materials."
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"Why? Can you get me one?"
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"Of course not. Why? You want one?"
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"I just want the Goofy Ball back."
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"The what?"
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"Goofy Ball!"
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"of an electric stun gun."
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"Legally speaking, those things--"
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"Ignorance of the law--"
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"3 big boys."
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"Okay, assuming a big boy is $100,"
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"I'd like to proceed with this transaction."
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"Excuse me. Is that guy Dave around?"
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"Uh, no, you know, Dave is not here right now,"
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"but if you'd like,"
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"you could, um, just, um, leave."
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"Hi, Dave! Hi, Dave!"
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"Urinating?"
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"Oh, thanks, Joe."
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"No, problem. I think he really likes you."
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"Yeah, maybe we can go on a double date, you know?"
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"You and Dave and me and your friend Emily."
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"I'm starting to feel a connection with her."
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"Emily's married."
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"That girl Sheila, man. She loves you."
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"She wants to go out with you tonight, huh."
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"Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?"
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"I guess you are, Joe,"
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"Come on, man, she's really into you."
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"She says she thinks you're sexy."
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"so she must really like you."
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"Thanks, Joe, but still I don't think it's a very good idea."
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"What's the deal, man? Fear?"
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"No."
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"Impotence?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"You do realize by "gay""
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"It's not like you're going to do any better."
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"I've got three stories"
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"that I need to be approved by you, Dave."
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"I've got three things to-- I'll get you!"
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"why you won't just go to dinner."
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"You're a dead man!"
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"You're going out with her. Who's with me?"
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"Why not? Guys?"
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"Lisa."
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"Oh, yeah. Sure, Dave, go get them."
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"I'll take care of it. 8:00? Uptown? Excellent."
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"Stun gun 2000."
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"I thought you were going to buy me a stun gun."
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"Naw, I made it myself, I saved you a few bucks."
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"Looks like a garage door opener."
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"That's what it used to be, an old garage door opener,"
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"one reconditioned doorbell button,"
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"and one big-ass battery."
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"Are there instructions?"
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"Yeah, don't push that button"
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"for a good half-hour."
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"Incapacitate?"
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"Instant temporary paralysis."
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"I call it "the stalker shocker.""
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"Good idea. Matthew!"
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"but check this out."
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"Either of you ladies ever seen a stun gun before?"
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"That's very impressive, Bill."
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"No, I'm actually asking."
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"Do they usually look like this?"
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"I don't think that's something you want to be fiddling with."
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"I thought you might want to check this update"
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"Hope you're happy with this little charade."
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"[MOCK CRYING] Whoo, whoo, whoo."
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"I'm sorry. I'm really sorry."
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"I didn't mean to put you in an uncomfortable position."
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"Anything for you, honey."
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"What excuse are you going to give her?"
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"Well, when you, um... cancel."
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"I'm not going to."
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"That would be rude and insensitive."
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"Houston, we have a problem."
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"You want to tell everyone about us?"
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"No."
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"but not because you're jealous of me"
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"and some tall, leggy blond."
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"No, I am not."
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"You, however, are trying to make me jealous."
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"Fine. Great. Okay, see you later."
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"You're going to hurt yourself."
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"Should I inform your stalker"
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"that you're now armed with a $300 garage door opener?"
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"Whatever, Bill. Good night."
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"BILL: Aah!"
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"That Goofy Ball's completely disruptive."
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"Are you actually going to go out on this stupid date?"
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"Dave, I want to tell people about us, I really do."
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"Okay. When?"
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"When the time's right."
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"how will we know when the time's right?"
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"How?"
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"Because..."
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"I'm sure that's what Julius Rosenberg thought."
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"Glad to hear it."
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"What's new in the world o' news?"
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"As a matter of fact, I'm just heading out."
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