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Clips from NewsRadio - Goofy Ball (S02E02)

"Good day, sunshines."
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"Bill, seriously, be careful with that stun gun."
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"So, Dave, who you going to send up to New Hampshire"
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"for the primaries?"
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"Oh, I've assigned that to..."
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"Uh-uh-uh."
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"It's really not--"
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"I've been meaning to call you."
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"Lisa and I..."
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"What are you girls, models?"
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"if I wore the eye patch on this eye,"
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"it would make this eye stronger and vice versa."
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"courtesy of the B.C.C.I., thank you."
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"[GROANS]"
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"We were wondering if we could get a picture of you"
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"Listen and you remember what the whole key to that story was,"
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"don't you?"
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"Thanks for the glossy. Stop in anytime."
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"Bill, you want to play?"
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"[GROANING]"
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"[GUH GUH GUH]"
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"[GUH GUH GUH]"
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"Where the hell is that annoying sound coming from?"
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"Well, what is that?"
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"We don't know. It was just sitting here."
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"Who does it belong to?"
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"I don't know. It's some sort of a toy."
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"Well, look, I really don't want it in the office, okay?"
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"Especially if it's a toy."
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"Somebody get that thing out of here."
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"Okay. Okay, Dave."
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"Thanks for not ratting me out, kids."
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"Well, it's a Goofy Ball, Joe. It's a toy for kids."
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"I bought a company that makes all sorts of crap like this."
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"It's really, really cute."
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"Can I hold it? Yeah."
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"What's it saying?"
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"So, can you make it say other things?"
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"Anyway, listen up, this is how it goes."
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"It makes this noise for a while, you know."
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"Kids throw it around."
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"Then after a certain amount of time, a voice alarm goes off."
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"Oh."
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"Exactly, but much more expensive."
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"Matthew."
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"Do I look like the kind of guy"
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"who would enjoy a good game of Goofy Ball?"
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"see how long it takes you to get bored with it."
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"[GOOFY BALL ALARM SOUNDS] Aah!"
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"Matthew, what the hell are you doing?"
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"Yeah. Don't worry about it, though."
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"I'm gonna have a talk with her."
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"Hi."
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"I'm sorry I was late this morning."
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"That's okay."
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"Do you think anybody else noticed?"
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"You know, I don't think people are scrutinizing us"
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"You know, that's what the Rosenbergs said."
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"Now, you have other shirts in here, right?"
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"No, it isn't."
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"This one is azure, and that one is lapis."
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"Could I have another shirt, please?"
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"All right, uh... let's see, I've got..."
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"I've got sapphire..."
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"Ever see Rainman, Dave?"
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"I'm sorry. I have to go change."
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"Yes, Catherine."
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"Yes I did, but I haven't had a chance to look at it."
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"I'm sorry. What was the other thing?"
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"Bill, Dave would like to see you."
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"So, Bill, I hear someone's trying to kill you."
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"I don't expect you to believe me..."
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"until it's too late."
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"Where did Bill go? I thought he was just--"
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"and who are you?"
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"Very funny, Dave."
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"and every night when I'm leaving."
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"and waits for me to get off."
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"Wish I could laugh at that, Catherine."
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"I really do."
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"Dave! Come here, man, I gotta show you something."
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"Joe, not right now, I'm kind of busy."
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"to show me the world's greatest parking spot again..."
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"Are you guys going up?"
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"My name is Joe."
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"Look at that."
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"in the photography studio upstairs."
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"Come on, let's go up there."
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"No. No."
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"Come on, man, what are you scared of?"
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"Hey, it's you guys again."
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"Are there any good places to eat around here?"
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"We usually just order in."
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"Uh..."
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"Dude, you've been in New York for six months."
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"I've been on dates. Right."
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"With who? Quick. Too late. Nice bluff."
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"Look, Joe, I've got the whole dating thing well in hand."
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"But thank you anyway, all right?"
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"Bye."
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"finishing 20 points below yesterday's high"
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"with winners outnumbering losers 2 to 1."
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"In Chicago,"
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"Oh, I am hardly a jealous person, Dave."
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"Uh, did you get the chance to see the changes"
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"to the national update schedule?"
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"Which one did you like the best--"
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"the tall one with the big breasts"
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"or the slightly taller one with the even bigger breasts?"
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"this might be hard for you to believe,"
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"but this isn't a pleasant situation for me."
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"It's Joe's goal to, as he puts it, "Get me some.""
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"Some?"
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"Well, that would be a whole lot easier"
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"if I could just tell him I had a girlfriend."
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"We've been through this."
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"I know, but there's..."
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"it's getting ridiculous."
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"I don't know. I was a poli-sci major."
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"one normally associates with a professional atmosphere"
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