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Clips from Angie Tribeca - You've Got Blackmail (S02E02)

It's gonna revolutionize fruit delivery.

"It's gonna revolutionize fruit delivery."

Angie Tribeca

You suddenly got a hankering for a plum?

"You suddenly got a hankering for a plum?"

Angie Tribeca

Within five minutes, a drone arrives

"Within five minutes, a drone arrives"

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and drops it right in your hand.

"and drops it right in your hand."

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Allow us to demonstrate. Name any fruit.

"Allow us to demonstrate. Name any fruit."

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- Tomato. - Ugh. You're that guy?

"- Tomato. - Ugh. You're that guy?"

Angie Tribeca

Ted, it's fine. Hand me the drone controls.

"Ted, it's fine. Hand me the drone controls."

Angie Tribeca

As we speak, I'm piloting a drone

"As we speak, I'm piloting a drone"

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to our fruit-distribution warehouse in New Hampshire.

"to our fruit-distribution warehouse in New Hampshire."

Angie Tribeca

Is there anything about the nature of the hack

"Is there anything about the nature of the hack"

Angie Tribeca

that would point to who might have done it?

"that would point to who might have done it?"

Angie Tribeca

Now, I've selected your tomato from a huge pile of tomatoes,

"Now, I've selected your tomato from a huge pile of tomatoes,"

Angie Tribeca

and I'm piloting it back to this room.

"and I'm piloting it back to this room."

Angie Tribeca

Hackers all have their own signatures.

"Hackers all have their own signatures."

Angie Tribeca

They're show-offs.

"They're show-offs."

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They don't want to get caught,

"They don't want to get caught,"

Angie Tribeca

but they certainly want the recognition.

"but they certainly want the recognition."

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Holy shit! Look out!

"Holy shit! Look out!"

Angie Tribeca

Your tomato.

"Your tomato."

Angie Tribeca

We're still taking investors at the $10,000 price point.

"We're still taking investors at the $10,000 price point."

Angie Tribeca

So, we've come up empty so far.

"So, we've come up empty so far."

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Any new leads you can give us?

"Any new leads you can give us?"

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I have an algorithm running that should ping the location

"I have an algorithm running that should ping the location"

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of the servers connected to the hack.

"of the servers connected to the hack."

Angie Tribeca

And I'm making linguini alle vongole,

"And I'm making linguini alle vongole,"

Angie Tribeca

but help yourself to charcuterie

"but help yourself to charcuterie"

Angie Tribeca

if you need something right away.

"if you need something right away."

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That should be the location of the server.

"That should be the location of the server."

Angie Tribeca

We've been hacked.

"We've been hacked."

Angie Tribeca

My mom had blowy hair.

"My mom had blowy hair."

Angie Tribeca

We don't know much, Mr. Mayor.

"We don't know much, Mr. Mayor."

Angie Tribeca

The hacker is threatening

"The hacker is threatening"

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to release the names of every user on the site

"to release the names of every user on the site"

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unless we shut it down permanently.

"unless we shut it down permanently."

Angie Tribeca

And now he's inside the LAPD's network.

"And now he's inside the LAPD's network."

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And if he can get in here,

"And if he can get in here,"

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there's no telling what he's capable of.

"there's no telling what he's capable of."

Angie Tribeca

There's only one way of dealing with this, Pritikin.

"There's only one way of dealing with this, Pritikin."

Angie Tribeca

Succumb to his every demand.

"Succumb to his every demand."

Angie Tribeca

- Pardon me? - Shut down the site. Pay him off.

"- Pardon me? - Shut down the site. Pay him off."

Angie Tribeca

- Make this thing go away. - I'm not sure that'll be the end of it.

"- Make this thing go away. - I'm not sure that'll be the end of it."

Angie Tribeca

There are 25 government employees

"There are 25 government employees"

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in nine different county departments on Meet'N'Cheat,

"in nine different county departments on Meet'N'Cheat,"

Angie Tribeca

including one in the mayor's office.

"including one in the mayor's office."

Angie Tribeca

Sir, we cannot just give into this guy.

"Sir, we cannot just give into this guy."

Angie Tribeca

Damn it, Atkins, inside the mayor's office.

"Damn it, Atkins, inside the mayor's office."

Angie Tribeca

Not the outer office. The inner office. Where the mayor sits.

"Not the outer office. The inner office. Where the mayor sits."

Angie Tribeca

Sir, I understand there is sensitive info that we are dealing with...

"Sir, I understand there is sensitive info that we are dealing with..."

Angie Tribeca

The guy on this list sits in the mayor's chair.

"The guy on this list sits in the mayor's chair."

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Wears the mayor's suits.

"Wears the mayor's suits."

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Has a plaque on his desk that says Mayor Perry.

"Has a plaque on his desk that says Mayor Perry."

Angie Tribeca

Look, people are gonna get swept up in this...

"Look, people are gonna get swept up in this..."

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My name is on the list. Mayor Joe Perry.

"My name is on the list. Mayor Joe Perry."

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Username... MayorJoePerry1.

"Username... MayorJoePerry1."

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Password... YesThatMayorJoePerry.

"Password... YesThatMayorJoePerry."

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Sir, the only way we are gonna figure out whose names are on that list

"Sir, the only way we are gonna figure out whose names are on that list"

Angie Tribeca

is to figure out who the hacker is.

"is to figure out who the hacker is."

Angie Tribeca

Now, I am asking for your permission to divert resources...

"Now, I am asking for your permission to divert resources..."

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Me, the man standing in front of you,

"Me, the man standing in front of you,"

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the mayor of Los Angeles, cheats on his wife

"the mayor of Los Angeles, cheats on his wife"

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and does so by making use of a website

"and does so by making use of a website"

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exclusively designed for cheaters.

"exclusively designed for cheaters."

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MeetNCheat.org.

"MeetNCheat.org."

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Mr. Mayor, if I didn't know better,

"Mr. Mayor, if I didn't know better,"

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I'd think you're trying to cover up the fact

"I'd think you're trying to cover up the fact"

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that your name may have somehow ended up on that list.

"that your name may have somehow ended up on that list."

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So, who's this guy again?

"So, who's this guy again?"

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Just a homie I used to roll with back in my math club days.

"Just a homie I used to roll with back in my math club days."

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But I got to warn you, he ain't too good with people.

"But I got to warn you, he ain't too good with people."

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I don't know about this.

"I don't know about this."

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What the [bleep] do you want?!

"What the [bleep] do you want?!"

Angie Tribeca

Ced, it's me, Tanner, from the old neighborhood.

"Ced, it's me, Tanner, from the old neighborhood."

Angie Tribeca

Who this vanilla yogurt?

"Who this vanilla yogurt?"

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Detective Jay Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

"Detective Jay Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer."

Angie Tribeca

So, you talk to anybody from the old crew?

"So, you talk to anybody from the old crew?"

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You hear about Bernie Macbook?

"You hear about Bernie Macbook?"

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- Nah. - Yeah, man.

"- Nah. - Yeah, man."

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Yahoo got him.

"Yahoo got him."

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Now he creating digital platforms for branded content.

"Now he creating digital platforms for branded content."

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Damn.

"Damn."

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- So, what we're interested in... - Whoa!

"- So, what we're interested in... - Whoa!"

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Man, who brought this side of steamed rice?!

"Man, who brought this side of steamed rice?!"

Angie Tribeca

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

"Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer."

Angie Tribeca

A grandfather clock fell on his head back in the day.

"A grandfather clock fell on his head back in the day."

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He doesn't remember things too well.

"He doesn't remember things too well."

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But he's so sharp in many other ways.

"But he's so sharp in many other ways."

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So, you must be in a hell of a lot of trouble

"So, you must be in a hell of a lot of trouble"

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for you to call on Cedric.

"for you to call on Cedric."

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- Well, the fact is, we're... - Whoa!

"- Well, the fact is, we're... - Whoa!"

Angie Tribeca

Man, who brought this slice of Monterey Jack?!

"Man, who brought this slice of Monterey Jack?!"

Angie Tribeca

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

"Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer."

Angie Tribeca

Why don't you let me do the talking?

"Why don't you let me do the talking?"

Angie Tribeca

So, I don't know if you're aware of this, but...

"So, I don't know if you're aware of this, but..."

Angie Tribeca

- The Meet'N'Cheat hack. - Ahh.

"- The Meet'N'Cheat hack. - Ahh."

Angie Tribeca

Yeah, man, that was some straight-up backdoor

"Yeah, man, that was some straight-up backdoor"

Angie Tribeca

port 3127 forward slash TCP shit right there, man!

"port 3127 forward slash TCP shit right there, man!"

Angie Tribeca

- So you know the hacker? - Whoa, man!

"- So you know the hacker? - Whoa, man!"

Angie Tribeca

Man, who brought this roll of Brawny paper towel up in here?!

"Man, who brought this roll of Brawny paper towel up in here?!"

Angie Tribeca

Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer.

"Detective Geils, meet Cedric the Programmer."

Angie Tribeca

Can you not talk for like 30 seconds?

"Can you not talk for like 30 seconds?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Yeah, you got a hacker named the Mailer Demon

"Yeah, you got a hacker named the Mailer Demon"

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interested in y'all.

"interested in y'all."

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And this one bad mofo.

"And this one bad mofo."

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I'm talking arms trading, government-server breaches,

"I'm talking arms trading, government-server breaches,"

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global destabilization, mean Facebook comments.

"global destabilization, mean Facebook comments."

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We want to meet him.

"We want to meet him."

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The Demon don't meet nobody

"The Demon don't meet nobody"

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unless a couple of milli on the table.

"unless a couple of milli on the table."

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Can you get in touch with him?

"Can you get in touch with him?"

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What you want me to do? Send him an AOL instant message?

"What you want me to do? Send him an AOL instant message?"

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- Could you? - Sure.

"- Could you? - Sure."

Angie Tribeca

Geils in position.

"Geils in position."

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Tanner and Hoffman in position.

"Tanner and Hoffman in position."

Angie Tribeca

Tribeca in position.

"Tribeca in position."

Angie Tribeca

No sign of the Demon. He's 10 minutes late.

"No sign of the Demon. He's 10 minutes late."

Angie Tribeca

I don't like this.

"I don't like this."

Angie Tribeca

Hang on. Someone's coming.

"Hang on. Someone's coming."

Angie Tribeca

I got him.

"I got him."

Angie Tribeca

No, wait a second. I got him right here.

"No, wait a second. I got him right here."

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