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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Dina!"
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"Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino!"
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"Shake a leg, woman!"
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"Jesus, Jack, you know, I'm not that tired."
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"Really."
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"Relax, Greg. This cockpit's completely soundproofed."
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"You should've seen the look on your face."
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"[chuckling] Oh! Okay, okay."
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"You got me. That was-- That was a good one."
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"Yes, it was. Yes."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"It's funny."
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"But you should never talk to a woman like that,"
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"you know that, Greg."
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"It's disrespectful."
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"Right, of course. Yeah."
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"Greg, a man reaches a certain age"
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"when he realizes what's truly important."
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"Hmm-mmm."
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"You know what that is?"
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"Love?"
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"Friendship?"
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"Enjoying the moment."
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"Living. Just love."
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"His legacy."
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"That, too. Right. Yeah. Sure."
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"Now, my grandson, Little Jack, is part of that legacy."
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"In six months, you and Pam are gonna be married."
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"Sometime after that,"
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"you'll want to start a family of your own."
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"Yeah. Right. Actually, on the subject,"
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"I had some thoughts about the wedding date."
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"We'll discuss that later, after this weekend, Greg."
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"Now, let's get back on point."
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"Let me put it very simply."
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"If your family circle"
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"does indeed join my family circle,"
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"they'll form a chain."
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"I can't have a chink in my chain."
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"Hmm."
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"Yeah. Okay. I get the metaphor."
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"Now, I've never met your parents,"
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"so I'm not going to jump to any hasty conclusions."
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"But, like studying a frozen caveman,"
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"if I can see where you came from,"
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"I'll have a much better idea of where you're going."
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"Okay."
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"A-are you thinking maybe my parents might be"
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"like--like a chink in the chain or..."
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"A doctor and a lawyer, what's there to worry about?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"[birds cawing]"
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"(Dina) Ooh, it seems very nice."
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"[karate cries]"
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"Is that your father?"
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"[karate cries]"
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"That is my father."
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"[karate cries]"
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"(Bernie) Hey! There you are."
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"What the heck is that contraption?"
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"I thought you guys were flying in tonight."
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"I left a message yesterday. We were driving--"
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"Oh, I didn't get a message."
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"(Greg) I left you like five messages."
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"Will you get over here and plant one on me."
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"Talking about messages."
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"I've been waiting so long to see you. My best buddy."
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"Good to see you."
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"Come here. Come here. Oh, I missed you."
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"Is this not the most handsome young man"
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"you've ever seen in your life?"
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"I used to call him a young Jewish Marlon Brando."
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"Huh?"
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"[all laughing]"
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"Can you believe"
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"I conceived him with one testicle?"
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"(Bernie) No, really. It's true."
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"I only have one because the other never dropped."
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"It's called an undescending testicle."
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"It's not uncommon, but look at him."
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"Imagine what he would have looked like if I had two."
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"[Greg chuckling]"
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"That's a good icebreaker."
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"Whoa! Ho!"
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"There's the sexiest second grade teacher"
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"I've ever seen in my life."
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"[sputtering]"
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"That was a good one."
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"It gets her every time."
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"Goose bumps. She loves it."
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"I'm Dina Byrnes. It's so nice to meet you."
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"The pleasure is all mine, mon cheri."
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"[exclaiming]"
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"You got to be the flower man."
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"That's right. Jack Byrnes, Pam's father."
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"And I'm Bernard Focker, Gaylord's father,"
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"and we're all grownups here and we shake hands like men."
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"All right."
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"[all laughing]"
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"Oh, we're just playing here."
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"Give me some love."
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"We're family now."
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"What're you so shy about? Come here."
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"Oh, wow. Look at those pecs."
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"Wow! You're harder than sheetrock."
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"Now tell me the truth."
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"You work out with weights, right?"
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"Well, I do various calisthenics."
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"Some medicine-ball training, I play bimonthly football."
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"Oh, footie-footie football?"
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"I was just, uh, practicing my Capoeira. What?"
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"Oh, Capoeira. Yeah."
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"The Brazilian martial art of dance fighting. Yes."
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"He knows what that is. Yeah."
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"You know, I've been doing it for weeks."
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"I'm really into it."
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"It keeps me level."
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"Because sometimes I get wound up so tight,"
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"I could just snap."
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"You know what I mean?"
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