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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Hey! Jack?"
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"(Greg) Oh, she wants you to honk the horn."
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"Not interested."
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"Rules of the road. She honks, you honk."
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"(Greg) Come on, Jack. Come on. Give her a honk."
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"[honking]"
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"There you go."
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"[whooping]"
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"[girls yelling]"
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"(Greg) It's like a team or something."
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""Honk if you're horny.""
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"[girls yelling]"
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"[gasping]"
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"Oh!"
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"Thanks for that, Greg."
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"? 'Cause you've got a home ?"
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"? As long as I've got mine ??"
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"(Roz) ...for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes."
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"(Bernie) Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga."
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"(Roz) So make a--"
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"·answering machine beeping·"
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"[Little Jack cooing]"
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"Hey, there."
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"No hard feelings, all right?"
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"[Little Jack gurgling]"
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"Friends? What's that?"
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"What're you saying?"
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"Now, wait a minute. What does this mean?"
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"I know what this means."
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"Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Oh, poop!"
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"You got to poop, right? Okay, good."
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"Thank you for warning me."
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"Everybody poops. Sometimes it hurts."
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"It's okay. Just let it come out."
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"[wailing]"
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"What did you do, Focker?"
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"Nothing. He... I think he has to poop."
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"That's not the sign for poop."
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"That's the sign for milk."
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"This is the sign for poop."
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"Oh! What's the sign for sour milk?"
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"'Cause, uh this tastes a little funky."
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"That's because it's from Debbie's left breast, Greg."
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"[gagging]"
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"[laughing]"
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"Ew."
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"Fortunately, she pumped for a week"
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"to give us enough for the trip."
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"Okay, snack pack for Little Jack."
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"(Greg) What are you doing there?"
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"Well, during the breastfeeding stage, Greg,"
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"infants can get very confused and upset"
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"when they're separated from their mothers."
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"So I invented something"
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"to ease LJ's anxiety during chow time."
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"I call it the Mannary Gland."
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"I had it made from an exact cast"
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"of Debbie's left bosom."
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"[gurgling]"
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"Oh, yeah. Okay."
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"It's been so effective,"
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"I'm thinking of getting it patented."
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"Would you like to touch it?"
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"Uh, I wouldn't."
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"Oh, come on, feel how soft it is."
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"I can-- I can see how soft it is from here."
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"No, feel it, Greg."
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"It's very-- It looks very--"
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"Just feel the breast, Greg."
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"Just a..."
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"Oh, watch the nipple. Just around here."
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"Nipple is his."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"It's got a great, lifelike, and a..."
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"Or what I would imagine"
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"Debbie's breast might--might actually feel like."
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"Not that I would know."
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"[chattering]"
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"(Pam) Greg."
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"What?"
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"Honey, you promised"
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"you wouldn't take the boob out in front of company."
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"It's nothing to be ashamed of."
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"Breast-feeding is perfectly natural."
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"Dad, that's not natural, that's just weird."
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"As soon as Little Jack's topped off,"
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"we're gonna hit the road."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, Jack,"
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"you can't drive any more tonight."
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"Dr. Monroe said no aggravating your sciatica."
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"Honey, we're on a very precise schedule."
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"We bunk here tonight,"
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"we hit horrendous traffic in the morning."
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"[Little Jack whining]"
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"Greg?"
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"Yeah."
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"Maybe you could drive the night shift."
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"I could do that."
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"I am the Co-Captain. So, I think that falls"
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"under my responsibilities, right? Yeah."
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"Keep her at 55, stay alert."
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"Yeah, yeah. I've been wanting to get behind the wheel of this big boy."
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"[horn honking]"
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"[cars honking]"
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"You got it. Pass."
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"[horns honking]"
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"Sorry, got to go 55."
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"Captain Jack's orders."
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"Hmm."
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"[door beeping]"
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"Hey!"
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"Would you like some company, Greg?"
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"Uh, yeah, sure."
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"If you can't sleep. Go on. Have a seat."
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"[door beeping]"
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"How about a cappuccino?"
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"Oh, you don't have to do that."
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"It's no problem for me."
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"Really? Yeah? Okay."
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