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Clips from Meet the Fockers (2004)

"Focker. He's absorbing you like a sponge."
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"I don't want the first word out of his mouth"
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"to be a profanity."
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"It's okay. It's okay."
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"Cover your nose. You're terrifying him."
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"Focker!"
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"[wailing]"
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"It's cool that your dad is so into being a grandparent."
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"Yeah, I guess so. It kinda freaks my mom out."
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"She says he spends every last second with that kid."
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"[horn honking]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Daddy?"
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"(Greg) Wow."
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"Daddy, what is this thing?"
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"It's a custom-designed,"
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"climate-controlled motor coach."
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"Jack calls it the Highlight of our Twilight."
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"Wow. This is incredible."
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"Isn't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"[knocking on truck]"
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"Ooh! Like a tank."
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"Well, in these uncertain times, Greg,"
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"I opted for a Kevlar-reinforced hull"
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"with two-inch thick plexiglas windows,"
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"just like the ones they design on"
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"the Russian Widowmaker submarines."
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"I want you to conduct a field test for us, Greg."
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"I want you to demonstrate"
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"the impregnable outer skin of the coach."
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"Throw it at the window."
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"Oh."
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"Jack, I'm not gonna--"
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"I'm not gonna throw a brick at your window."
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"It's a simple demonstration."
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"No, I'd--I'd really rather not. Throw the brick."
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"Okay. Great."
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"Just..."
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"All your might."
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"All right."
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"Don't worry, your rental insurance should take care of it."
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"(Pam) You all right? What happened?"
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"Come on,"
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"we'll call a tow truck from the road."
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"Road?"
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"Yeah. We're driving this to Miami."
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"I thought we were-- I thought we were, we're flying tomorrow."
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"No, No. Airline travel being what it is these days,"
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"so unreliable,"
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"I'll feel much more comfortable"
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"knowing I have my own Posturepedic bed,"
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"my own thermostat, my own lavatory facility."
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"Uh-huh. So--so we're all going to be in this together?"
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"We hit the road in exactly seven minutes,"
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"27 seconds."
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"This way we'll get in early,"
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"spend an extra half day with your parents,"
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"getting to know them."
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"Isn't that great?"
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"That is great."
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"(Roz) Wo·h it for you but I'm the one that gets the fumes."
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"(Bernie) Honey, I'm in the mood for a chimichanga."
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"(Roz) So make a--"
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"·answering machine beeping·"
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"Hey, guys, uh, it's me."
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"Listen, I'm getting a little worried. I haven't heard back from you."
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"Hope you got the message. There's been a little change of plans."
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"We're gonna be, uh, coming down in Jack's RV now,"
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"so we'll be arriving tomorrow afternoon,"
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"not tomorrow night."
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"Okay? Tomorrow afternoon."
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"And, also, uh,"
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"they're bringing their little grandson,"
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"so, uh, he's like a baby."
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"So... I don't know."
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"Oh, welcome aboard, me hearties."
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"Hey, this is incredible."
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"Yes, it's as big as our apartment."
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"Pretty neat, huh?"
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"[toilet flushing]"
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"[meowing]"
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"Hey!"
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"Mr. Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh?"
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"Yeah. Jack installed a special flusher,"
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"and he learnt how to do that in about two days."
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"Right, Jack?"
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"Hey there, Jinxy. How you doing?"
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"[meowing]"
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"Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain?"
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"Wow! I'm the Co-Captain?"
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"Let's set sail, sailor."
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"? I'm going up the country babe don't you wanna go ?"
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"(Jack) Qood afternoon, ladies and gentlemen."
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"This is Capta¡n Jack Byrnes speak¡ng."
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"Yeah, Daddy!"
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"(Jack) A quick announcement."
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"As a cou·es· to your fellow passengers,"
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"please remember that the onboard lavatory"
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"should be used for number one only."
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"Should the need for number two arfse,"
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"we'll stop at the nearest rest stop, gas station,"
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"or heavily wooded area."
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"Thank you. Welcome aboard."
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"I like that thing. Hey, do you mind if l, uh,"
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"make a little announcement?"
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"Well..."
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"Only the captain gets to make an announcement."
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"You want to honk the horn?"
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"Um... Sure."
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"Only the captain gets to honk the horn."
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"? I'm gonna leave this city ?"
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"? Qot to get away ?"
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"? All this fussing And fighting ?"
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"Oh, look!"
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"(Greg) Hey, Jinxy, see that?"
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"? Now, baby, pack your leaving trunk ?"
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"? You know we've got to leave today ?"
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"(Pam) You hungry? Do you want some milk?"
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"? But we might even leave the USA ?"
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