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Clips from Grand Crew - Wine & Hip Hop (S01E01)

"It's like ten apples on a hot-air balloon!"
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"[laughter]"
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"What are y'all laughing at?"
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"What's ten apples on a hot-air balloon?"
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"It's kind of hard to explain."
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"I mean, the conversation started a while ago,"
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"and it just built up to that."
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"Okay, okay, well, catch me up."
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"It would take too long,"
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"and honestly, you wouldn't get it at this point."
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"Oh, come on, please. I hate missing out."
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"Tell me about ten apples on a hot-air balloon."
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"Okay, fine, but this is pointless"
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"because you're not gonna find it funny."
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"Yesterday I went and got coffee from Blue Bottle."
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"And then I said,"
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""There's no point in owning two microwaves.""
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"Now, keep in mind that Benjamin Harrison"
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"was the 23rd president of the United States."
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"- Carlos Santana. - Climate change."
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"- Three mangoes. - Seven strawberries."
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""Hairspray" the musical."
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"- Susan Sarandon. - Bubba Gump's."
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"Which is why it's like ten apples on a hot-air balloon."
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"[tense music]"
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"Yeah, you're right, I don't get it."
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"I guess I had to be there."
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"All right, I'll see y'all later."
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"♪ Whoop, whoop"
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"♪ "Grand Crew""
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"♪ "Grand Crew," "Grand Crew""
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"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, I have some very exciting news."
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"Okay, guess what celebrity is looking for a house"
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"and wants to meet with me?"
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"- Jada Pinkett's husband? - Beyoncé's husband?"
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"Amal Clooney's husband?"
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"Okay, these are very progressive guesses,"
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"but no, none of those husbands."
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"Rap SayJack. I am meeting with Rap SayJack!"
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"- Yes! - Say what?"
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"- Damn! - Okay!"
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"So this is a rapper named Rap?"
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"You don't know who Rap SayJack is, bro?"
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"The man is an inspiration."
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"He's right up there with LeBron James,"
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"Michelle Obama, Jeff Goldblum."
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"Goldblum is great."
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"You know he's also a talented jazz musician."
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"Of course I do."
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"You think I don't know my 'Blum facts?"
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"Nicky, my friend, I'd like to buy you a drink."
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"Wait, buy me a drink? What's this about?"
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"Oh, I just want to celebrate your new opportunity."
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"Not every nice thing comes with caveats."
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"You gotta let me meet SayJack."
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"Damn it, you said no caveats."
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"I said, "Not every nice thing comes with caveats.""
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"This does."
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"Let's make it a Shmicky adventure"
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"like we used to in high school."
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"Sherm and Nicky together again."
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"You remember that one time when we played hooky"
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"because we heard Shaq was gonna be at the Crenshaw Mall?"
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"Yeah, and we followed him around all day saying..."
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"both: "Can you dig it?""
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"Yeah, man, ooh, that was fun."
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"See? So what do you say, Shmicky?"
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"Oh, I'd love to get all Shmicky with it,"
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"but it's my job, and this isn't high school,"
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"and I can't bring a friend to a client meeting."
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"Okay, so what if I wasn't just a friend?"
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"What if I was your assistant?"
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"Hmm, having an assistant"
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"would make me look more professional."
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"So is this a yes to my request?"
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"Yes, you're hired."
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"Fantastic. Thank you so much."
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"♪"
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"So I know we only been on a few dates,"
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"but I feel like things are going really well."
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"Yeah, I'd say so."
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"We just watched five hours"
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"of "Mad Money with Jim Cramer.""
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"You might be my dream girl."
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"Well, I'm glad you feel that way,"
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"'cause my dad's coming to town tomorrow,"
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"and he'd like to meet you if you're down."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, yeah--yeah, sure. Sure, I'm down."
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"Dads love me."
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"You know, I'm an accountant,"
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"and my handshake is crazy firm."
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"Yeah."
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"But I didn't tell him everything about you."
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"He doesn't know that you're..."
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"vegan."
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"Okay."
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"That's not really a big deal nowadays, right?"
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"Well, not for me."
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"But you know I'm from the South,"
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"and let's just say he's very traditionally Southern."
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"Also, he's kind of a grill master."
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"Wait, kind of a grill master?"
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"Five-time champion and owns a barbecue restaurant."
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"Oh, damn! He's gonna hate me."
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"No, no, he's gonna love you."
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"Maybe we just don't talk about food."
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"Okay, cool, I'll try not to bring up food around your dad,"
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"who cooks for a living."
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"Sounds easy enough."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"[chuckles nervously]"
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"You guys need another round?"
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"On, no, first I need a round of Noah's dating life."
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"See, as the married guy,"
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"hearing their adventures is the best part of my week."
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"Really? 'Cause their dating lives seem pretty predictable."
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"I mean, Noah falls in love too fast,"
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"and Anthony makes love to his calculator."
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