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Clips from Marley & Me

"Your plan. I wanna know what's next. Scare me."
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"- You really wanna know? - Hit me."
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"- Well, it's a toss-up between the new roof- - Very practical."
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"And, uh- and a baby."
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"[Exhales]"
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"I could live with a few leaks."
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"- Really? - Yeah, a couple."
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"But you know, a couple leaks turn into maybe one big leak..."
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"and then that big leak becomes a very big responsibility."
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"- That's true. - We may want to think about fixing a lot of things..."
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"- before we start- - Well, honey, we already fixed Marley."
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"If we fix too many more things, then I think this conversation becomes moot."
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"John, are you serious?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I think so."
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"- You realize we're not talking about an actual roof here. - Yes."
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"I got that. About halfway through I picked it up."
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"Good metaphor though."
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"And you're not just saying this 'cause you think it'll lead to some funny columns?"
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"Honey, come on. I mean, if I get some funny columns..."
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"that's collateral damage I think we can live with."
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"I mean, I'm ready... if you are."
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"Well, instead of trying to have a baby..."
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"why don't just stop trying not to have one?"
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"- Okay, if I'm following you correctly, and I think I am- - Uh-huh."
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"This is the part-We head back, we take it off, we get it on."
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"Yes, but you'll- It'll have a little more romance than that."
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"- Yeah, we'll get some candles, some Sade of course. - Sade?"
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"[Sade Playing]"
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"- Honey? - Yeah?"
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"- Did you have kibble today? - [Panting]"
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"Marley, come on. Marley, go."
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"Honey, he's a dog. He won't know what he's looking at."
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"No, no, trust me. He knows, and he resents the hell out of me."
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"- Go on, Marley. You have to go. - Oh, baby, please focus. Focus."
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"- Okay. All right. - Mm-hmm."
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"Good. Good. It's even better than the last one."
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"- Thank you. - You're very good, Grogan."
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"I like that piece you did in Boca last week on the woman."
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"- What'd you call her? - "Boca-hantas.""
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"- Is that true- She had her boobs done four times? - That's what she said."
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"Hysterical. And is that true about you and your wife?"
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"- You're trying to have a kid? - Well, you know, we're not really trying..."
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"- 'cause we don't wanna- - How does that work?"
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"- What do you mean? - Well, I mean, you having sex?"
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"- Yeah. - Did you pull the goalie?"
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"- Yeah. - Then you're trying."
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"Congratulations. Good work."
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""Not trying" trying?"
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"Oh, yeah. 'Course, you'd know that if you ever read my column."
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"Hey, all due respect, but does anybody ever read your column?"
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"Come on. I bring Marley out here to help you run your game..."
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"on these poor girls, and this is the thanks we get."
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"- How long you been at it? - A few months."
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"- What changed your mind? - Well, here's the thing."
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"I'm actually married to someone..."
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"and I care about what she wants."
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"Well, is it what you want?"
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"Yeah."
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"- I guess that answers my other question. - Yeah?"
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"I'm about to do a piece on the growth..."
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"of the domestic drug trade for the Times magazine."
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"- You're freelancing for the New York Times? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, but it's a big story."
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"Too big for one guy and, uh, I was hoping you'd write it with me."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"- Be a chance for us to work together. - Yeah, I would love that."
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"Of course, it will be a lot of work, a lot of travel."
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"I would hope so."
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"Maybe not the best job for, uh, somebody with a kid on the way."
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"Well, that's not necessarily happening right this very second."
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"- [Phone Rings] - Let me talk it-There she is."
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"- Honey, how are you? - [Jenny] Hi."
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"I'm just calling to let you know that there's a naked woman in your bed."
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"Why don't the two of you get started, and I'll be there as soon as I can?"
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"[Chuckling] Oh, very funny."
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"But seriously, can you come home now?"
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"[Door Opens]"
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"Hey. We're home."
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"[Jenny] Hi."
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"You know the baby thing? I've been thinking, maybe we should take a break."
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"You know? Obviously it's not working, and maybe it's nature's way..."
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"of saying now's not the right timing."
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"I mean, maybe it's a sign that we're not quite ready for this, that-"
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"- I mean, have we really thought this- - John."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"- Great. - Mm-hmm."
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"Wow. Great. Really?"
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"- Yeah. - Yes."
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"You were-You were just saying-"
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"No, don't worry. That was, like-"
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"It sounds so awkward now, like I just have this, like..."
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"very, you know, idiotic soliloquy that doesn't apply..."
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"and I'm really excited."
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"- Do you want to start over? - I would love to."
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"- That would be great. Can we? - By all means."
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"Good."
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"- I'm pregnant. - What? No!"
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"- Yes! [Laughs] - [Squeals, Laughs]"
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"Listen. Don't make the same mistake I did."
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"- What? - There's gonna come a time very soon..."
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"- where her ankles are gonna swell up. - No, I'm ready for that."
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"- She's gonna have blotches all over her face. - Yeah."
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"She'll be 40 pounds overweight."
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"- She'll be throwing up all the time. - I'm not ready for that."
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"She's gonna look at you and she's gonna say..."
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""You bastard. You did this to me.""
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"What-What happened to the glow? The-You know, the-"
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"There's no glow. Get her a gift."
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"That'll dissipate some of the anger."
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"Uh, earrings, uh, bracelet-"
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"That's thoughtful. It's a good idea."
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"- Maybe I'll get on it right now. - There's a jewelry store on the corner."
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"- All right. - Mention my name."
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"Oh, John."
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"It's just beautiful."
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"It's just... beautiful."
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"Honey, thank you."
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"You're welcome. I was just walking by this-Thinking of you-"
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"- Yeah? - And I saw that in the window and I go..."
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"- "I'm getting this." - That's so sweet."
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