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Clips from Marley & Me

"No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm smiling, but I'm serious. No."
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"[John] It's not gonna be so bad, buddy."
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"You'll see. Sex is overrated."
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"Aw, I can't tell you that, 'cause you know it's a lie."
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"Poor son of a bitch."
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"Okay. You wanna come up? Yeah. That's the least I can do."
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"- Marley! - Get a little fresh air."
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"Oh, gosh. It's like he's walking the plank."
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"I mean, that's what breaks my heart, is he's so happy."
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"- He doesn't know what's coming. - Honey, he's gonna be fine."
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"- Oh, no, no, no. That makes me nervous. - He's okay."
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"He's just getting a little air."
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"- It's like Of Mice and Men. - [Groans]"
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"- No, Marley- - Oh, John, please-"
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"- Oh, my God. - He's makin' a break for it."
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"- [Squeaks] - He's onto our evil plan."
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"- Pull over. - I can't stop here. I can't."
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"- Honey, pull over. - I'm trying to. There's a ton of traffic."
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"[Horns Honking]"
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"- Pull over! - All right, all right. All right."
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"- Jesus. - I need a little help here."
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"Hey, get a leash."
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"- Shut up. - He's losing his balls today. Cut him some slack."
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"- [Horns Honking] - You got him? Careful. Careful."
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"This is a rough draft, 'cause I'd like to take another pass at it."
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"You know, the beginning, I think I might want-"
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"I think we can maybe lose that, 'cause I think it gets a little bit "jokey.""
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"I just reread it, and I didn't think it really worked at all. I'm sorry."
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"- I'm gonna go back and do the zoning piece. - Wait. Wait a minute."
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"What are you apologizing for? This stuff is hysterical."
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"- Really? - I'm laughing my head off at this."
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"The-The getting kicked out of obedience school..."
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"the humping, the great escape-"
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"That's really funny stuff. I'm laughing my ass off."
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"It's hysterical stuff."
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"Run it- the way it is."
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"Thanks."
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"Listen. You know what makes it work?"
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"What makes it work is that you put yourself into it. I like that."
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"- Good. - Look, I know you're a reporter and all..."
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"but could you do a few more things like this?"
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"- Sure. - Great."
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"- Okay, great. - And tell your dog not to feel too bad."
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"Sooner or later, we all lose our balls."
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"Hey, good to know."
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"[John Narrating] Woke up to a kiss from Marley."
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"Went for a walk that turned into a run."
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"Took an airboat ride. Wrote a column about the death of the Everglades."
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"Planted an orange tree in the backyard."
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"Threw sticks for Marley in the park. Watched him swim in the bay."
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"Watched him steal some guy's Frisbee. Bought a new Frisbee for the guy."
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"Gave Marley a bath. Went to work with writers' block."
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"Hoped for inspiration to strike. Nada."
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"Got a new shirt. Got a new keyboard."
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"Got the same old paycheck. Went wind surfing with Sebastian."
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"Met his new girlfriend Sasha. Met his other new girlfriend Angie."
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"Watched models posing in the surf."
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"Wrote a column about the growth of South Beach."
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"Interviewed Gloria and Emilio Estefan at the Cordozo Hotel."
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"Introduced them to Jenny, who gushed like a teenager."
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"Went shopping at the mall. Bought a Sharper Image pillow."
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"Slept like a baby. Caught Marley eating the pillow."
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"Hid the evidence from Jenny. Cleaned up Marley's vomit in the kitchen."
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"Helped Jenny make dinner. Overcooked the spaghetti. Got into a food fight."
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"Proofread Jenny's column. Read Sebastian's latest opus."
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"Went running with Marley to burn off frustration."
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"Didn't see him chew through the leash. Chased him 15 blocks."
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"Had to call Jenny for a ride."
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"Wrote a column about gas prices. Wrote a column about water prices."
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"Found one tiny orange on our tree. Jenny very pleased with herself."
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"Found my first gray hair. Found Jenny's first gray hair. Bought Jenny flowers."
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"Rescued our new mailman from Marley. Rescued a U.P.S. Guy from Marley."
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"Invited my parents to visit. Took them out to dinner at a cool place on South Beach."
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"Got into a fight with Dad over the check. Got into a fight with Dad about money."
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"Got into a fight with Jenny about all the fighting."
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"Drove my parents to the airport."
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"Listened to them complain about not having grandchildren."
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"Tracked a hurricane heading for south Florida."
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"Hid in the bathroom during the hurricane. Sat in the dark for three days."
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"Wrote a column about looters. Wrote a column about volunteers."
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"Wrote a column about the beauty of air conditioning."
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"Watched Marley dig for buried treasure."
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"Spent Christmas with Jen's sister and her family in Orlando."
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"Left Marley at their house to go to Disney World. Had to buy 'em new baby furniture."
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"Saw Jen light up around the little girls."
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"Got a flat driving home. Wrote a column about state troopers."
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"Wrote a column about toll booths. Went to dinner to celebrate Jenny's raise."
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"Tied Marley to the table."
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"- [Clamoring] - Marley, come here!"
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"Chased Marley and the table. Caught the table."
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"Wrote a column about Marley pulling the table."
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"Tried to write a column about anything but Marley. Nada."
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"Picked oranges from our tree. Made orange juice."
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"Drove down to Miami for Bark in the Park Night at the Marlins game."
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"Brought Marley, who turned out to be a real baseball fan."
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"Tried to stop him from chasing a foul ball in the stands."
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"Tried to stop him from chasing a foul ball on the field."
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"Wrote a column about the ball game. Took crap from Sebastian about it."
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"Met his new girlfriend. Can't remember her name."
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"Went snorkeling with them. Cut my leg on a piece of coral."
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"Went to the emergency room. Wrote a column about hospitals."
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"Went to an Easter egg hunt at Jenny's boss's house in Boca. Drank mimosas."
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"Met a doctor who does three liposuctions a day."
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"Wrote a column about nannies in Boca. Wrote a column about the women of Boca."
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"Wrote a column about writing columns."
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"Came home to find Jenny dancing with Marley."
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"Tried to think of reasons not to have a baby now."
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"Nada."
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"Why don't you just let him off the leash?"
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"Because although I love him, I don't trust him."
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"Honey, it's been two years. He's never had an accident."
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"I know, 'cause I never let him off the leash."
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"We're not gonna be the guys who get Dog Beach shut down, are we, Marley?"
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"Nope."
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"Okay. So what's next?"
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"Um, ice cream?"
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"No. I mean on your list."
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"- My list? - Jen, the list-"
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"Your little play list that you had when we got married that had the game plan."
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"- It was basically my marching orders. - My plan?"
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