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Clips from Marley & Me

"- We part the shades and face some facts - Happy Thanksgiving."
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"- You too. - They got better looking fescue"
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"- [Barks] - Marley! [Groans]"
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"It just seems like that there's other guys."
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"- Like, I don't understand why you thought of me. - I'm in a bind."
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"Yeah, but I'm a reporter. I'm not a columnist."
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"John, you get better pay..."
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"you can pick your own hours and choose your own topics."
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"- Why are you hesitating? - No, I'm thinking."
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"No, you're hesitating. I'm offering you a promotion, and you're hesitating."
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"I never saw myself as a columnist."
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"Well, think of it as one of those times when you surprise yourself."
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"- Okay. - John, it's only a couple of times a week..."
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"till I get a replacement for Jerry."
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"Then you can go back to doing whatever the hell it was you were doing."
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"- What were you doing? - Obituaries, methane leaks."
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"- Are you okay with this? - Yes."
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"- You don't seem very thrilled. - No, it's a promotion."
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"- We could take away the raise in pay if you like. - No, no. I'm-Thank you."
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"All right. Now you're talking. Go on. Get to work."
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"Oh! Marley. I think he dislocated my shoulder."
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"God. He doesn't even heel."
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"He doesn't walk. He just sprints."
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"Marley- God. [Exhales]"
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"Marley, stop."
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"I had to pull him off three dogs today."
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"- Poodles? - Among others."
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"I say we give him away to a farm."
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"Isn't that usually what you do with dogs that are out of control?"
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"Well, usually you- Usually you train them."
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"Or you train 'em. Come on. Down. Go on."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Arnie gave me a column."
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"Are you kidding? Baby, that's great."
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"Oh, yeah. It's a big honor."
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"I get to write about zoning laws..."
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"and give my opinion on yard sales."
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"Whoa. Down, boy. Easy with the enthusiasm."
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"Well, no, it's just, I don't even read this crap when other people write it."
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"Now I'm supposed to, you know, write two columns a week?"
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"And you got nothin' for Tuesday."
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"No. I got nothin' for Tuesday."
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"I bet you're gonna think of something."
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"Now, see, this gives me a little inspiration, but it's not for a column."
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"It's more like-"
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"Look at Marley. Now he's eating the floor."
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"Marley, stop."
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"Marley, you're incorrigible."
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"Incorrigible? I don't believe in that word."
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"Every dog wants to learn."
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"Hey, come here, baby."
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"Yes, you're a good girl. You're a good girl."
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"Yes, you are."
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"'Course, they can't learn if their parents are weak-willed."
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"Yeah. Well, I'm pretty strong-willed, but-"
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"- Marley- - Say hello to Marley."
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"So which of you is gonna be the trainer?"
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"Well, we both thought we would, 'cause we'd like him to listen to both of us at home."
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"- We're married too. Yeah. - No, no, no, no."
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"A dog can only have one master."
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"Which one of you has the most natural authority in your own relationship?"
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"Well, maybe I'll stand over there for the beginning."
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"I thought so. Shall we?"
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"- Geez! - All right, sit."
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"Sit. Sit. [Grunts]"
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"- [Whistling] - Sit. Marley."
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"Okay. Marley- Marley, sit."
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"This, class, is a classic example of a dog..."
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"who has foolishly been allowed to believe..."
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"he is the alpha male of the pack..."
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"and therefore, he can never be a happy animal."
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"Yeah. He looks pretty miserable."
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"You, joker, rotate in."
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"And lose the sunglasses."
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"Dog likes to be looked at in the eye."
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"- Jawohl. - I got it."
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"- Okay. - Okay. You got him?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"So. Collar your dogs."
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"[Woman] Good boy."
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"All right, dogs on the left."
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"On the count of three."
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"One, two, three. Let's go."
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"- Very nice. Very good. - [Mouthing Words]"
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"- Good. - [Barking]"
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"- Hey! - Correct him!"
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"- Whoa! - Rein in that dog."
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"All right. All right, class."
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"Come on. Let's line up again."
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"Class, it's a simple question of having confidence..."
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"in your own authority."
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"I shall now demonstrate a simple walk."
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"- All right? - [Barks]"
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"Mr. Grogan?"
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"- Sorry. - May I?"
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"All right, even an unruly dog..."
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"likes to obey his leader."
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"Marley, heel."
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"- Yeah. - [Barks]"
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"Marley. Marley!"
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"- [Marley Barking] - Marley! Marley!"
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"Marley. [Blows Whistle]"
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"Careful. Marley, no!"
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"- Marley! - [Groans]"
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"[Groaning]"
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"Aaah! That's it. He is out."
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"Sorry. Usually he does this with poodles."
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"That dog is a bad influence on the others."
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"Now, leg humping is like a virus."
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"Once it takes hold of the group- No."
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"- [John] Okay. - He has got to go."
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"It was maybe your hair."
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"- Reminded him of a poodle. - Never bring him back."
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"Right from the beginning she had me in her sights."
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"- I know. She really did. - Marley wouldn't take any of her crap."
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"That's why he got kicked out."
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"You are now the world's worst dog."
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"You've been kicked out of obedience school."
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"You know, there is something else that we could do."
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"No, I know. We just-We get a-"
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