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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Rich Man, Porn Man (S01E01)

"AVERY: Super,"
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"when are you gonna fix this hole?"
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"Hmm..."
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"(ALARM RINGING) Super, Super, the building's on fire!"
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"Now, calm down, calm down. There's no fire."
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"I pulled the alarm, myself."
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"Oh! You bad!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"They're bombing my village!"
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"No, no, Jimmy, you ain't back in Korea. There's no fire."
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"If there's no fire, what's that smoke?"
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"That's just the Rasta Man."
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"Hey, didn't I tell you to stop burning that damn incense?"
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"Incense?"
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"Oh, right. Incense."
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"You better have a good reason for dragging us out here."
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"I do."
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"AVERY: This is it?"
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"A rundown, dirty old building?"
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"You don't see one of these every five feet."
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"Now, you wait right there. Look around."
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"Don't you know what this place is?"
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"This is the old movie theater."
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"This is where we came together as a community, Mrs. Avery."
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"Doesn't that bring back fond memories?"
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"Yeah. Now that I think about it,"
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"I did have my first stroke here."
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"(SHAFT THEME PLAYING)"
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"That Shaft is a bad mother..."
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"Shut your mouth... (GRUNTING)"
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"No doubt about it."
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"This dump does have a certain magic."
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"I have very romantic memories of this place."
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"(MAN SINGING)"
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"Oh, darling, you sing much better than that Mario Lanza."
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"(WITH NORMAL VOICE) Soon, my opera career will take off,"
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"and we'll be out of the projects forever!"
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"Ooh. Another cigarette? (CHUCKLING)"
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"Ah, those were the days."
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"Well, you can have them again."
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"No, death took that girl like a thief in the night."
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"Oh, my beautiful Esperansa."
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"If only I could pronounce the word..."
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"Muriel, play the movie!"
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"(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)"
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"BEBE: Ha, ha! I remember this."
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"Valley of the Voodoo Dolls."
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"He don't know doo-doo about voodoo."
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"Where's the zombie?"
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"RASTA MAN: He's in the closet. Watch out, my man!"
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"Don't go in there! Don't go in there!"
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"Don't go in there."
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"(TOILET FLUSHING)"
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"(MUMMY MOANING)"
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"How we doing?"
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"Look."
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"(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"Now we'll never know if the zombie went in there."
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"I've seen it. They all die."
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"Peace. I'm out of here."
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"Goodie, we're losing them."
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"Wait. It's a second show!"
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"Hey, it's a bunny."
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"(MEOWING)"
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"No, it's a bunny cat."
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"Bunny cat? That's stupid!"
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"JUICY: There's a hawk!"
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"Watch out, bunny cat!"
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"(AUDIENCE CLAMORING)"
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"(BELLOWING)"
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"(ROARING)"
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"Look! Godzilla!"
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"He will crush us all!"
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"No, he won't."
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"Here comes bunny cat!"
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"Um... Uh..."
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"(THURGOOD EXCLAIMING)"
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"(IMITATING GODZILLA ROAR)"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"(APPLAUDING)"
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"I can't remember the last time I had so much fun."
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"So what do you all think? Should we save the theater?"
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"Yeah, save the theater."
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"Save the theater!"
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"ALL CHANTING: Save the theater. Save the theater."
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"THURGOOD: This is gonna be great."
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"The sign says stay inside the ropes."
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"But there's no one here."
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"(MUTTERING)"
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"Oh, lord!"
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"Maybe you'd better follow the ropes."
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"(THURGOOD MUTTERING)"
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"HUD LADY: What?"
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"We're interested in saving that old theater"
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"on Al Sharpton Boulevard."
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"You know the one that backs up on Alvin Ailey Alley."
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"I wanna know how much it costs,"
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"'cause I always had this dream of bringing..."
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"Pamphlet."
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""How to make a million dollars.""
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""How to beat hypertension.""
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"(GROANING)"
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"What am I supposed to do with these?"
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"Oh, here we go."
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""So you wanna save an old theater.""
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"It says here buildings can be purchased"
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"for as little as one dollar,"
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"but renovations can run into the thousands."
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"You know how long it'll take to raise a dollar?"
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"ALL: 98, 99... One dollar!"
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"All right, all right, people."
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"Let's get to work!"
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"Where is everybody?"
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"Don't they know we gotta get started?"
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"I don't think they're coming, Super."
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"Oh, we'll see about that."
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"RASTA MAN: Who is it?"
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"It's the Super!"
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"Now, you tell me why the hell you ain't out here helping out today!"
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