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Clips from Derry Girls - The Affair (S03E03)

"because we need to rehearse because Jenny Joyce is such a..."
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"Oh-ho-ho-ho."
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"Fuck me sideways."
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"Language, Michelle."
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"Ach, Mary, come on, that's ridiculous."
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"Even so. This is Gabriel,"
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"our new plumber. This is our daughter, Erin."
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"Well, hello there."
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"Well, hello, Erin."
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"And what age are you?"
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"Not five?"
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"I knew it was too good to be true."
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"I think the best thing we could do is just to get"
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"the routine on its feet. I agree."
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"I know we're gonna smash this, girls."
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"We are gonna lift that trophy."
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"We are gonna perform live on the motherfucking BBC"
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"and we're gonna wipe that smile off Jenny Joyce's stupid face."
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"Yeah."
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"Let's do it. Hit it!"
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"MUSIC DIES"
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"How many times do I have to fucking explain it?"
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"It is two steps forward, two steps back."
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"It couldn't be any fucking simpler."
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"What the fuck is wrong with you all?"
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"You're the one that's out of time. Say that again, James,"
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"and I will floor you. I will lay you out."
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"I think the first bit is pretty good."
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"The first bit's shite, Erin."
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"You look like you're being electrocuted,"
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"and what the fuck do you think you're doing, Clare, the Haka?"
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"Fuck!"
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"Come on, Mary. I can't, Gabriel."
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"No-one needs to find out."
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"No, look, look, it's not like I'm not flattered."
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"You call me when you change your mind."
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"When? You're sure of yourself."
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"I know how to get what I want."
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"Mary. I've got a bit of a vegetable situation going on here."
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"I'm coming!"
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"It's not my fault your choreography is pedestrian, Michelle."
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"Kiss my actual hole, Erin."
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"Look, I think we all just need to calm down."
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"BOTH: Piss off, James!"
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"OK, that, is it? I'm going solo."
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"Oh, Christ, here we go."
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"Screwdriver."
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"Um, bell. Apron."
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"Fanny. Big fanny?"
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"Fanny pain. The plumber was trying to get off with Erin's ma."
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"The plumber was trying to get off with Erin's ma,"
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"and now I need to give all of my sponsorship money back."
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"We're gonna need more details, Clare."
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"I saw them together in the hall."
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"He was whispering things to her, you know, suggestive things."
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"My ma? He was coming onto my ma?"
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"What is he, some sort of reverse paedophile?"
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"I bet Mary told him where to go."
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"Not exactly."
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"How's rehearsals going, girls?"
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"Um, I think mine might be a wee bit frozen."
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"It's called "al dente", Michelle."
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"Oh. Right."
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"You didn't have to dress for dinner, Mary."
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"I'm not having dinner, Sarah. Why not?"
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"Well, firstly, because I value my life,"
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"and, secondly, I'm heading out."
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"Where?"
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"Eileen Rafferty turned 50, so she's having this party."
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"Eileen Rafferty turned 50 last year, did she not?"
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"Aye. Aye, well, if you'd let me finish,"
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"she's having this party for her mother."
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"Did her mother not pass away there?"
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"That's right, she did."
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"So we're just gonna... We're just gonna have"
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"a couple of drinks in her memory."
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"Is Eileen not teetotal, Mary?"
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"Oh, my God, how do you know so much about Eileen Rafferty?"
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"What are you, a stalker?"
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"If a woman's 50 and there's not a wrinkle on her,"
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"I take an interest, Mary."
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"Well, she'll be on the Fanta Orange."
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"HORN BEEPS There's my taxi. See you later."
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"Fanta Orange, so that's her secret."
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"That Eileen Rafferty story did not add up, girls."
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"Do you think your ma's getting plumbed by the plumber?"
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"Well, I never trusted her, not since the day I met her."
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"She's your auntie, Orla."
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"The day you met her you were a new-born baby."
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"Exactly."
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"He wrote something."
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"There was a note. She put it on the shelf."
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"It's an address."
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"Do you think it's his address?"
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"Do you think your ma's meeting him there?"
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"Do you think that's where they're going to do the deed?"
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"By "do the deed" I mean ride. Yes, thank you, Michelle."
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"I have to get to the bottom of this."
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"That's halfway up Pump Street. James can drive now."
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"He doesn't have a car."
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"Your da does."
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"He'd never let us borrow it. He wouldn't have to know."
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"Absolutely not!"
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"HORNS HONK"
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"Couldn't he speed up a wee bit?"
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"No, I couldn't! Are we even moving?"
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"I simply will not negotiate when it comes to road safety."
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"Christ, that's some gaff."
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"I think plumbers do all right, you know."
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"He's alone. She's not."
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"Erin, are you OK?"
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"What you need to do is bring it a bit more downstage."
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"No, no - downstage?"
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"No, no - downstage!"
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"How many times? Downstage is up, upstage is down."
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"But that doesn't make any sense."
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"It's theatre. It's not supposed to make sense."
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"I need to speak to the stage manager."
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"What now?"
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"OK, now..."
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