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Clips from Lucifer - Devil Is as Devil Does (S04E04)

"[Eve squeals] Exciting!"
Lucifer
"[Lucifer laughs]"
Lucifer
"This is going to be so much fun."
Lucifer
"[Eve] Lucifer, this guy looks really guilty."
Lucifer
"What about this guy?"
Lucifer
"That's one mean looking face."
Lucifer
"-We should punish them. -One criminal at a time, dear."
Lucifer
"[phone buzzes]"
Lucifer
"[Chloe] Decker."
Lucifer
"No, I will not accept his call."
Lucifer
"Who was that?"
Lucifer
"Nobody."
Lucifer
"Ah-ah-ah!"
Lucifer
"[Dan] Lucifer's bringing his girlfriend on cases now, huh?"
Lucifer
"She's actually really sweet."
Lucifer
"Anyway, you know what?"
Lucifer
"Why not do whatever makes you happy?"
Lucifer
"Because any second, bam! You can get hit"
Lucifer
"by a chunk of blue ice from an airplane"
Lucifer
"or get blown up into a million pieces by some crazed killer."
Lucifer
"Or you could mysteriously break your spinal cord"
Lucifer
"and become, you know, paralyzed."
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Is anybody investigating what happened to Julian McCaffrey?"
Lucifer
"Nobody's buying his "I fell down the hill" story, right?"
Lucifer
"He didn't file any charges, so there's nothing to investigate."
Lucifer
"Even if we wanted to,"
Lucifer
"remember that house he lived in? It's probably been professionally cleaned."
Lucifer
"You're right."
Lucifer
"You're absolutely right."
Lucifer
"Oh, that's Daniel."
Lucifer
"He's a douche again."
Lucifer
"[Eve] Oh, shall we punish him too?"
Lucifer
"Believe me, his existence is punishment enough."
Lucifer
"[Eve giggles]"
Lucifer
"Hey, Ella. What do we have?"
Lucifer
"Well, we still don't know why Sam's body was tossed off the bridge."
Lucifer
"Because the killer is a maniacal monster who needs to be taken down."
Lucifer
"[Ella] Er... maybe."
Lucifer
"But I did discover that the killer pistol-whipped poor Sam before he died."
Lucifer
"-Sounds like it could be personal. -And aggressive."
Lucifer
"And cruel."
Lucifer
"And a mistake, because I was able to recover something"
Lucifer
"from the gun marks on his face."
Lucifer
"Gold flakes."
Lucifer
"-Gold flakes? -Mm-hmm."
Lucifer
"[gasps] In there? That's amazing."
Lucifer
"Ah! Well, you know, I'm just doing my job."
Lucifer
"Do you get to be there for the punishment too?"
Lucifer
"Er, no."
Lucifer
"Golden gun."
Lucifer
"It's unique and it sounds familiar."
Lucifer
"Yes, Roger Moore's Bond films."
Lucifer
"Perhaps our killer's Scaramanga, the man with three nipples."
Lucifer
"Maybe."
Lucifer
"Ella, do you remember there was a hitman..."
Lucifer
"or something who carries a golden pistol. Do you remember that?"
Lucifer
"[Ella] Ah, let me see."
Lucifer
"Er... ooh, right here."
Lucifer
"Greg Grabowski..."
Lucifer
"and goes by the nickname "Pony Boy"."
Lucifer
"Pony Boy? Stay gold indeed."
Lucifer
"And you're never able to pin him down because he's so good."
Lucifer
"But if this wasn't a hit and it was personal,"
Lucifer
"it would explain why he was so sloppy."
Lucifer
"He sounds terrible."
Lucifer
"-Let's go punish him! -You mean, bring him to justice."
Lucifer
"That's what I said."
Lucifer
"[Lucifer] Oh! That clears that up. Come on."
Lucifer
"When I was a newborn demon..."
Lucifer
"I was smaller than my opponents."
Lucifer
"But I was fast."
Lucifer
"So I used my speed, kept low..."
Lucifer
"and always went for the major arteries."
Lucifer
"With my first vanquished foe on his knees,"
Lucifer
"I slit my blade across his throat."
Lucifer
"I felt the heat from his blood dripping down my face."
Lucifer
"And then a stranger heat in my loins."
Lucifer
"Okay."
Lucifer
"When I mentioned that the baby could hear everything from inside the womb"
Lucifer
"I imagined introducing him to things like"
Lucifer
"classical music..."
Lucifer
"and stories..."
Lucifer
"that aren't about graphic murders."
Lucifer
"Why would you want to hear a story not about graphic murder?"
Lucifer
"We can talk about that later."
Lucifer
"-I have to go to work. -Great."
Lucifer
"Give me a second to get my knives."
Lucifer
"Maze, sweetie."
Lucifer
"You can't come to work with me."
Lucifer
"[Maze] I have to!"
Lucifer
"Do you know all the things that could happen to you or your baby out there?"
Lucifer
"Er... heartburn?"
Lucifer
"[ring of metal]"
Lucifer
"You could get gunned down in a drive-by shooting, Linda."
Lucifer
"Or kidnapped by a cartel who use women as drug mules,"
Lucifer
"not to mention what an angel baby will fetch on the black market."
Lucifer
"How comforting."
Lucifer
"You said I'm part of this family, Linda."
Lucifer
"So I'm going to protect you."
Lucifer
"Maze, the people I am seeing this afternoon"
Lucifer
"are a vegan chef who compulsively shoplifts..."
Lucifer
"and a record producer who wets the bed."
Lucifer
"-But I-- -Maze..."
Lucifer
"I don't need protecting."
Lucifer
"["We Love It" by Outasight playing]"
Lucifer
"[rattle of cans]"
Lucifer
"What you doing?"
Lucifer
"Oh, hey. Er..."
Lucifer
"I paid off the cleaning crew in Julian's house."
Lucifer
"What? I'm looking for something in his trash to prove"
Lucifer
"that somebody was there the night he was paralyzed."
Lucifer
"Well, I don't know about any of that, but I can help if you want."
Lucifer
"Lucifer's brand."
Lucifer
"What did you say?"
Lucifer
"Er, nothing."
Lucifer
"I, uh,"
Lucifer
"found what I needed."
Lucifer
"Oh, er... Don't worry about me, Dan. I can clean up."
Lucifer
"Damn, these guys are huge."
Lucifer
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