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Clips from Reservation Dogs - Uncle Brownie (S01E01)

"‐What do you suppose that means? ‐What, honey?"
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"You see the graffiti on that sign back there?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. I think it said "Land Back.""
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"Didn't it?"
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"Well, what do you suppose it means?"
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"Well... I reckon the Indians did it."
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"Well, sure they did."
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"‐But I don't understand. ‐Hmm?"
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"They mean the whole damn thing?"
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"They want the whole damn thing back?"
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"Well, I suppose so."
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"That's just not possible. I could see some of it back."
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"You reckon that's what they mean? Some of it back?"
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"Or all the damn thing?"
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"I mean, the whites did kill an awful lot of them"
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"and took the land."
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"So, America ought to be ashamed of itself."
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"Well, they got the casinos."
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"I hear they get paid a thousand dollars a month"
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"just to be an Indian."
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"Will you quit being a shit‐ass?"
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"Well, that's romantic."
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"This ride is not fun anymore. And no, they don't."
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"And whatever they get, they deserve."
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"Well, let's not get into a political discussion here."
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"Let's just enjoy the Sunday drive."
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"You know I am part Indian."
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"Yeah, and I'm part millionaire."
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"(quietly): Yeah, you wish."
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"‐What's that? No, no, no. That! ‐Well, I said..."
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"‐Oh, shit‐ass! ‐(thuds)"
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"(exhales) God."
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"I bet some old white folks did this."
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"You want to put him in the trunk"
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"and we can make backstrap tonight?"
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"For real?"
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"Yeah."
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"I swear, if you get blood on my grandma's car..."
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"We'll put a tarp under it. We got one in the back, right?"
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"I'll get the legs. Open the trunk."
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"Gross, gross, gross."
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"Wait, so you think your uncle knows how to do a curse?"
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"A curse?"
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"I told you I have their hair."
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"Didn't you say he was, like, tradish or something?"
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"I mean, yeah, he's tradish,"
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"but I don't think he's like"
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"a medicine man or a wizard."
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"BEAR: How'd you even get their hair"
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"in the first place?"
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"I thought you were joking."
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"WILLIE JACK: Auntie B."
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"She cuts their hair."
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"Mvto."
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"Fuck, it looks like they have bugs, too."
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"‐Ooh. ‐Disgusting."
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"WILLIE JACK: We're in the boonies."
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"BEAR: Yeah, Elora,"
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"feels like we're lost right now, man."
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"We've been driving around in circles,"
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"and I still have no idea why we're gonna go look for him."
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"I already told you, he knows how to fight."
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"Never fucking listen, man."
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"Your uncle's badass."
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"Legend has it he knocked out ten people in under two minutes."
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"‐Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. ‐For real?"
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"‐Time. ‐(cheering)"
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"I counted ten. That's a new record."
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"Two minutes?"
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"‐Fuck. ‐Legendary."
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"Let's go find him, then."
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"Fuck, man! Geez."
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"All right. This is it."
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"‐This? Are you sure? ‐Mm‐hmm."
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"Just... bones at a shape‐shifter's house?"
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"ELORA: He's not a shape‐shifter."
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"He's your uncle, right? You for sure about that?"
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"Yeah. Well, he's my cousin/uncle."
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"He grew up with my mom, like her cousins,"
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"but he was raised by my grandma for a while."
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"Mm, so that's like Cookie's brother."
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"Okay."
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"What if he doesn't want to see you?"
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"‐(engine turns off) ‐(music stops)"
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"WILLIE JACK: Ultimate shape‐shifter?"
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"Yeah, I'm not going to the door."
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"‐Hey, Uncle! ‐Ah, fuck. Hell nah."
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"‐Not an owl! ‐Oh, my God."
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"WILLIE JACK: Yo, that's not a good sign."
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"‐Goddamn. ‐Yeah, no."
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"I think I'm gonna have a heart attack."
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"I told you we shouldn't have came here, man!"
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"ELORA: Uncle Brownie!"
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"BEAR: Where are you taking us, bro?"
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"Uncle!"
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"The sign says "stay out, fuckers.""
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"Oh, uh, Uncle, it's me."
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"It's Elora Danan."
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"Who?"
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"Uh, Elora Danan. Your niece."
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"And I'm Madmartigan."
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"Sure we at the right place?"
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"Um... I'm, uh, I'm Cookie's girl."
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"Remember?"
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"Oh! Nephew. Cousin. Niece."
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"(chuckles) You're not so little no more."
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"I didn't recognize you."
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"Uh, I'm sorry, I don't have no money. See yourselves out."
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"Oh, we don't want any money."
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"Well, regardless, you gotta leave, uh..."
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"It's, uh, not safe for kids."
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"There's traps and bombs and all sort of things"
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"hanging around here."
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"Too dangerous."
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"You a shape‐shifter?"
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"Fuck you say?"
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"Don't you lay that on me."
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"That bad medicine comes out of your mouth"
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"and squirts all over my face."
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"Maybe you're a shape‐shifter."
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