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Clips from Physical - Let's Get Political (S01E01)

Well, I think we had agreed that would be the next chapter.

"Well, I think we had agreed that would be the next chapter."

Physical

I'm happy for you.

"I'm happy for you."

Physical

You always had the gift of gab.

"You always had the gift of gab."

Physical

And this way, you no longer have the pressure to publish.

"And this way, you no longer have the pressure to publish."

Physical

How's fundraising going?

"How's fundraising going?"

Physical

I mean, that is the main job.

"I mean, that is the main job."

Physical

Yeah, it is, and it's going really well. It's just getting going, but yeah, great.

"Yeah, it is, and it's going really well. It's just getting going, but yeah, great."

Physical

- Cheese puff? - Yes, thank you.

"- Cheese puff? - Yes, thank you."

Physical

I can't resist these.

"I can't resist these."

Physical

Simone, they have you serving food to the faculty?

"Simone, they have you serving food to the faculty?"

Physical

Yeah. This is my work-study.

"Yeah. This is my work-study."

Physical

You know, last year I had lawn maintenance, so...

"You know, last year I had lawn maintenance, so..."

Physical

Cheese puff?

"Cheese puff?"

Physical

No, thank you.

"No, thank you."

Physical

Well, it's good to see you.

"Well, it's good to see you."

Physical

I hope you can get that tray down soon. Maybe get some reading done.

"I hope you can get that tray down soon. Maybe get some reading done."

Physical

Thanks, Danny. Yeah.

"Thanks, Danny. Yeah."

Physical

And you too, Sheila.

"And you too, Sheila."

Physical

You guys look great as per usual.

"You guys look great as per usual."

Physical

No, you don't. You look like a beached mermaid.

"No, you don't. You look like a beached mermaid."

Physical

What were you thinking? Sequins in this crowd?

"What were you thinking? Sequins in this crowd?"

Physical

Work-study?

"Work-study?"

Physical

In a department dedicated to studying class structures and historic injustices,

"In a department dedicated to studying class structures and historic injustices,"

Physical

the poor students are set up to fail

"the poor students are set up to fail"

Physical

while the privileged kids can just sleep off their hangovers all afternoon?

"while the privileged kids can just sleep off their hangovers all afternoon?"

Physical

- Hire tutors? - And he's off.

"- Hire tutors? - And he's off."

Physical

Please excuse me. I'm just gonna look for the restroom.

"Please excuse me. I'm just gonna look for the restroom."

Physical

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Physical

That's bullshit, you know that, right?

"That's bullshit, you know that, right?"

Physical

Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

Physical

Sheila.

"Sheila."

Physical

Hi, Professor Mendelson.

"Hi, Professor Mendelson."

Physical

I'm sorry, I... I wasn't sure if that was you.

"I'm sorry, I... I wasn't sure if that was you."

Physical

No, it felt like you were running away from me.

"No, it felt like you were running away from me."

Physical

Not that you'd be the first woman that ever did.

"Not that you'd be the first woman that ever did."

Physical

Yep. That's a lesbian joke.

"Yep. That's a lesbian joke."

Physical

We do make them contrary to popular belief.

"We do make them contrary to popular belief."

Physical

You know, despite Danny's departure,

"You know, despite Danny's departure,"

Physical

if you're ever ready to resume your graduate work,

"if you're ever ready to resume your graduate work,"

Physical

I think we could figure that out.

"I think we could figure that out."

Physical

That's so kind of you.

"That's so kind of you."

Physical

The baby still needs a lot of my attention so...

"The baby still needs a lot of my attention so..."

Physical

Which one?

"Which one?"

Physical

You know, I probably shouldn't say this,

"You know, I probably shouldn't say this,"

Physical

but I've already had two glasses of wine, so...

"but I've already had two glasses of wine, so..."

Physical

Here we go.

"Here we go."

Physical

It really burns me up

"It really burns me up"

Physical

that you would give up your own academic prospects

"that you would give up your own academic prospects"

Physical

for that motormouth potato.

"for that motormouth potato."

Physical

You had so much potential, so much to offer.

"You had so much potential, so much to offer."

Physical

That's so kind of you, Professor Mendelson...

"That's so kind of you, Professor Mendelson..."

Physical

No, fuck kind.

"No, fuck kind."

Physical

I mean, nobody around here gives a damn about women's studies,

"I mean, nobody around here gives a damn about women's studies,"

Physical

and I have to fight for every nickel and dime.

"and I have to fight for every nickel and dime."

Physical

Meanwhile, poli-sci is beating off resources with sticks. And I...

"Meanwhile, poli-sci is beating off resources with sticks. And I..."

Physical

These are amazing and ridiculous, and I can't say no.

"These are amazing and ridiculous, and I can't say no."

Physical

Of course she can't. She can't control herself at all.

"Of course she can't. She can't control herself at all."

Physical

She's a lonely old lesbian without a shred of self-respect left.

"She's a lonely old lesbian without a shred of self-respect left."

Physical

I'm just gonna look for the restroom.

"I'm just gonna look for the restroom."

Physical

Not that you're any better. The road you're on today.

"Not that you're any better. The road you're on today."

Physical

Pastries with icing? Give up. You might as well just give up.

"Pastries with icing? Give up. You might as well just give up."

Physical

- Cheese puff? - No!

"- Cheese puff? - No!"

Physical

You used to be someone of consequence. Someone who mattered.

"You used to be someone of consequence. Someone who mattered."

Physical

Now you're just an overdressed, over-the-hill,

"Now you're just an overdressed, over-the-hill,"

Physical

saggy-ass sad sack married to yesterday's news.

"saggy-ass sad sack married to yesterday's news."

Physical

Jackpot.

"Jackpot."

Physical

You need to go.

"You need to go."

Physical

That's it. You're done now.

"That's it. You're done now."

Physical

That's the last time, the very last time.

"That's the last time, the very last time."

Physical

And now you know what to do.

"And now you know what to do."

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You know exactly what to do.

"You know exactly what to do."

Physical

Hello? Is somebody in there?

"Hello? Is somebody in there?"

Physical

I'll be right out.

"I'll be right out."

Physical

You're gonna help him win this thing. You're gonna save our wave.

"You're gonna help him win this thing. You're gonna save our wave."

Physical

"There's only one thing more powerful than we are."

""There's only one thing more powerful than we are.""

Physical

No, it's not Reagan and his warmongers, or Breem and his bulldozers.

"No, it's not Reagan and his warmongers, or Breem and his bulldozers."

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"It's the ocean."

""It's the ocean.""

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"As powerful as it is, it is also fragile."

""As powerful as it is, it is also fragile.""

Physical

It is our duty, our calling as Californians

"It is our duty, our calling as Californians"

Physical

who celebrate and enjoy this beautiful coastline,

"who celebrate and enjoy this beautiful coastline,"

Physical

"to protect it."

""to protect it.""

Physical

My name is Danny Rubin and I am running for State Assembly.

"My name is Danny Rubin and I am running for State Assembly."

Physical

This is my beautiful wife, Sheila, and our daughter, Maya.

"This is my beautiful wife, Sheila, and our daughter, Maya."

Physical

We'd really love to have your support

"We'd really love to have your support"

Physical

because with your help we can save our wave.

"because with your help we can save our wave."

Physical

Save our wave! Save our wave!

"Save our wave! Save our wave!"

Physical

You wanna say good night to Daddy?

"You wanna say good night to Daddy?"

Physical

Now, in order to get that into...

"Now, in order to get that into..."

Physical

Yes. My gosh. I love it. It's so beautiful.

"Yes. My gosh. I love it. It's so beautiful."

Physical

That was a battle. That was a battle.

"That was a battle. That was a battle."

Physical

I really... I really petitioned a lot of students...

"I really... I really petitioned a lot of students..."

Physical

I'm tired.

"I'm tired."

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Okay. Okay.

"Okay. Okay."

Physical

Of course you get kicked in the twat.

"Of course you get kicked in the twat."

Physical

Why should today be any different?

"Why should today be any different?"

Physical

So, what did you think?

"So, what did you think?"

Physical

I mean, I like what he had to say.

"I mean, I like what he had to say."

Physical

But I don't know.

"But I don't know."

Physical

That's what politicians do, right? Say stuff.

"That's what politicians do, right? Say stuff."

Physical

What if I told you I could get you a gig with him?

"What if I told you I could get you a gig with him?"

Physical

A film gig.

"A film gig."

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Supporting his campaign instead of doing what you're doing.

"Supporting his campaign instead of doing what you're doing."

Physical

What the hell's your deal?

"What the hell's your deal?"

Physical

I mean, like, one minute you're working with Breem,

"I mean, like, one minute you're working with Breem,"

Physical

and then you're, like, with the opposition.

"and then you're, like, with the opposition."

Physical

Like, whose side are you on?

"Like, whose side are you on?"

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It's fucking confusing.

"It's fucking confusing."

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It's like Vertigo.

"It's like Vertigo."

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The movie.

"The movie."

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I'm on my side.

"I'm on my side."

Physical

Okay.

"Okay."

Physical

So I get a video gig.

"So I get a video gig."

Physical

What do you get?

"What do you get?"

Physical

Fine, but she stands over there by the fan.

"Fine, but she stands over there by the fan."

Physical

Sorry.

"Sorry."

Physical

Okay, bunnies. Let's get going!

"Okay, bunnies. Let's get going!"

Physical

And take it to the right!

"And take it to the right!"

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And one, two, three, four, five, six.

"And one, two, three, four, five, six."

Physical

Let's do this thing!

"Let's do this thing!"

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