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Clips from Physical - Let's Get Political (S01E01)

No oil.

"No oil."

Physical

God. He's bombing worse than you are.

"God. He's bombing worse than you are."

Physical

Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

Physical

Nobody said that you weren't good enough.

"Nobody said that you weren't good enough."

Physical

That was the message, Sheila. Loud and clear.

"That was the message, Sheila. Loud and clear."

Physical

"Pack up, you stupid hippie Jew. Pack up and get out."

""Pack up, you stupid hippie Jew. Pack up and get out.""

Physical

And now I have to face those fuckers at the dean's house tomorrow.

"And now I have to face those fuckers at the dean's house tomorrow."

Physical

What am I gonna say?

"What am I gonna say?"

Physical

You know, pretty soon the checks are gonna stop.

"You know, pretty soon the checks are gonna stop."

Physical

And how long can we afford to live off our savings?

"And how long can we afford to live off our savings?"

Physical

What savings? There's none.

"What savings? There's none."

Physical

Hello! It's not a rhetorical question.

"Hello! It's not a rhetorical question."

Physical

It's fine. I just have to check my books and do some math.

"It's fine. I just have to check my books and do some math."

Physical

No, you don't. There's nothing. You're a liar. Nothing.

"No, you don't. There's nothing. You're a liar. Nothing."

Physical

Can you please just tell me what Ernie said?

"Can you please just tell me what Ernie said?"

Physical

Yeah, so I can relive the humiliation? Great.

"Yeah, so I can relive the humiliation? Great."

Physical

No. So I know, and I can help.

"No. So I know, and I can help."

Physical

Okay, well, he said that he didn't think that I was candidate material.

"Okay, well, he said that he didn't think that I was candidate material."

Physical

In fact, I strike him as more of a behind-the-scenes or strategy guy.

"In fact, I strike him as more of a behind-the-scenes or strategy guy."

Physical

So, you know what? He just needs a little convincing. That's all.

"So, you know what? He just needs a little convincing. That's all."

Physical

Why invite me there if you're just gonna say no?

"Why invite me there if you're just gonna say no?"

Physical

Something changed. Something happened.

"Something changed. Something happened."

Physical

You happened, you fuckup.

"You happened, you fuckup."

Physical

And you know what? We're gonna make some changes around here.

"And you know what? We're gonna make some changes around here."

Physical

No more extras, no more ballet until I figure things out. Okay?

"No more extras, no more ballet until I figure things out. Okay?"

Physical

I think we pull Maya out of that nursery school.

"I think we pull Maya out of that nursery school."

Physical

That's expensive, right?

"That's expensive, right?"

Physical

No, it's not, actually. It's a co-op.

"No, it's not, actually. It's a co-op."

Physical

Well, it's gotta cost something, Sheila.

"Well, it's gotta cost something, Sheila."

Physical

We have to do something.

"We have to do something."

Physical

And by we, he means you.

"And by we, he means you."

Physical

Time to fix this mess.

"Time to fix this mess."

Physical

Good morning, everyone.

"Good morning, everyone."

Physical

Morning. Everything okay with Maya?

"Morning. Everything okay with Maya?"

Physical

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Physical

I'm here to volunteer.

"I'm here to volunteer."

Physical

Welcome. The more the merrier.

"Welcome. The more the merrier."

Physical

Greta coordinates co-op assignments.

"Greta coordinates co-op assignments."

Physical

Morning.

"Morning."

Physical

I just wanted to pitch in.

"I just wanted to pitch in."

Physical

Yeah. Okay.

"Yeah. Okay."

Physical

We could use some help in the sandbox.

"We could use some help in the sandbox."

Physical

Raking out raccoon turds.

"Raking out raccoon turds."

Physical

That sounds...

"That sounds..."

Physical

- Punitive. Hostile. - good.

"- Punitive. Hostile. - good."

Physical

Of course, Helen's not here yet, so I could always put her on turd duty.

"Of course, Helen's not here yet, so I could always put her on turd duty."

Physical

- And you could help me in song circle. - Okay.

"- And you could help me in song circle. - Okay."

Physical

And then we could just, like, go to breakfast after or whatever.

"And then we could just, like, go to breakfast after or whatever."

Physical

Great.

"Great."

Physical

- Song circle time! - Okay.

"- Song circle time! - Okay."

Physical

How about the "I love my body" song today?

"How about the "I love my body" song today?"

Physical

Great.

"Great."

Physical

- I love my... - Feet!

"- I love my... - Feet!"

Physical

Yes, I do

"Yes, I do"

Physical

I love the funky cool things They can do

"I love the funky cool things They can do"

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Is this what they do all day? Good God.

"Is this what they do all day? Good God."

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I'm gonna show 'em and grow 'em

"I'm gonna show 'em and grow 'em"

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And let the whole world know 'em

"And let the whole world know 'em"

Physical

'Cause they're a part of me and you

"'Cause they're a part of me and you"

Physical

I love my...

"I love my..."

Physical

Bagina.

"Bagina."

Physical

Yes, I do

"Yes, I do"

Physical

I love the funky cool things it can do

"I love the funky cool things it can do"

Physical

That's my son.

"That's my son."

Physical

I'm gonna show it and grow it

"I'm gonna show it and grow it"

Physical

And let the whole world know it

"And let the whole world know it"

Physical

And by the time I meet Ernie, you know, he's just an engineer.

"And by the time I meet Ernie, you know, he's just an engineer."

Physical

And everyone would fall asleep whenever he said whatever he did.

"And everyone would fall asleep whenever he said whatever he did."

Physical

They were like, "Polyurethane compounds?"

"They were like, "Polyurethane compounds?""

Physical

It's like, "What's that? Snooze fest."

"It's like, "What's that? Snooze fest.""

Physical

Anyway, somehow he has the foresight to, like, patent this technology.

"Anyway, somehow he has the foresight to, like, patent this technology."

Physical

You're not touching that cinnamon bun.

"You're not touching that cinnamon bun."

Physical

I mean, I honestly don't even think he had any idea

"I mean, I honestly don't even think he had any idea"

Physical

how many applications it would have.

"how many applications it would have."

Physical

You know, like aerospace and, like, skateboard wheels.

"You know, like aerospace and, like, skateboard wheels."

Physical

Well, now everyone thinks he's so interesting, right?

"Well, now everyone thinks he's so interesting, right?"

Physical

Like influential, but it's hilarious. He's just the same old Ernie to me.

"Like influential, but it's hilarious. He's just the same old Ernie to me."

Physical

He actually reminds me a lot of Danny.

"He actually reminds me a lot of Danny."

Physical

He's a real innovator too.

"He's a real innovator too."

Physical

First time I met him, he was standing on a milk crate with a megaphone.

"First time I met him, he was standing on a milk crate with a megaphone."

Physical

You have to try a bite of this.

"You have to try a bite of this."

Physical

That stall is better than any bakery I've ever been to.

"That stall is better than any bakery I've ever been to."

Physical

No. Thank you.

"No. Thank you."

Physical

Seriously, this is the best I've ever had.

"Seriously, this is the best I've ever had."

Physical

Don't let her distract you.

"Don't let her distract you."

Physical

I know Danny admires your husband enormously,

"I know Danny admires your husband enormously,"

Physical

especially with all of his success not changing his politics.

"especially with all of his success not changing his politics."

Physical

Just a bite.

"Just a bite."

Physical

You won't regret it.

"You won't regret it."

Physical

You already regret it. But what choice do you have?

"You already regret it. But what choice do you have?"

Physical

She's not gonna let it go until you eat it.

"She's not gonna let it go until you eat it."

Physical

Fuck! That's good.

"Fuck! That's good."

Physical

Woman knows her buns. I'll give her that.

"Woman knows her buns. I'll give her that."

Physical

I just wish I could help you with Ernie's endorsement,

"I just wish I could help you with Ernie's endorsement,"

Physical

but he doesn't listen to a word I say.

"but he doesn't listen to a word I say."

Physical

But we're working on that in therapy.

"But we're working on that in therapy."

Physical

Anyway. I hope that's not why you're being nice to me. So...

"Anyway. I hope that's not why you're being nice to me. So..."

Physical

In for a penny, in for a pound.

"In for a penny, in for a pound."

Physical

Now get your fat ass to class before you explode.

"Now get your fat ass to class before you explode."

Physical

Grapevine to the right!

"Grapevine to the right!"

Physical

And at the knees.

"And at the knees."

Physical

Clap. Clap.

"Clap. Clap."

Physical

High knees!

"High knees!"

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And clap.

"And clap."

Physical

Higher knees! Let me hear you.

"Higher knees! Let me hear you."

Physical

I'm sorry. This class is full.

"I'm sorry. This class is full."

Physical

There seems to be plenty of space back here.

"There seems to be plenty of space back here."

Physical

It's at capacity. And if I exceed capacity then I get in trouble.

"It's at capacity. And if I exceed capacity then I get in trouble."

Physical

And if I get in trouble then I get kicked out.

"And if I get in trouble then I get kicked out."

Physical

Anyone want me to get kicked out?

"Anyone want me to get kicked out?"

Physical

No.

"No."

Physical

Then I'm afraid you need to go.

"Then I'm afraid you need to go."

Physical

Sheila.

"Sheila."

Physical

Sheil.

"Sheil."

Physical

Sheila. Isn't that right, Sheila?

"Sheila. Isn't that right, Sheila?"

Physical

- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.

"- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah."

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- Yeah, she inspired me. - Yeah.

"- Yeah, she inspired me. - Yeah."

Physical

You know what I mean?

"You know what I mean?"

Physical

It's time to get out there in the real world.

"It's time to get out there in the real world."

Physical

Make political history instead of just teaching it.

"Make political history instead of just teaching it."

Physical

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