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Clips from Physical - Let's Get Political (S01E01)

I might act...

"I might act..."

Physical

You know, I forgot I have a doctor's appointment,

"You know, I forgot I have a doctor's appointment,"

Physical

so I'm going to... I'm gonna come back.

"so I'm going to... I'm gonna come back."

Physical

Thank you.

"Thank you."

Physical

You know, I don't know if you know this,

"You know, I don't know if you know this,"

Physical

but burrito actually means "little donkey."

"but burrito actually means "little donkey.""

Physical

Yeah, probably 'cause like a donkey, it could carry a lot of nourishment.

"Yeah, probably 'cause like a donkey, it could carry a lot of nourishment."

Physical

And that was helpful for our brother day laborers.

"And that was helpful for our brother day laborers."

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You know, they could go hours without any kind of...

"You know, they could go hours without any kind of..."

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- Hey. - Beat it, sluts.

"- Hey. - Beat it, sluts."

Physical

You ready to go, sweetie?

"You ready to go, sweetie?"

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Okay. Take care, girls.

"Okay. Take care, girls."

Physical

Whatever.

"Whatever."

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You're driving? Okay. Yeah.

"You're driving? Okay. Yeah."

Physical

So where to on this adventurous day of yours?

"So where to on this adventurous day of yours?"

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I have to go to ballet class.

"I have to go to ballet class."

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You have to?

"You have to?"

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If I want to get rid of you.

"If I want to get rid of you."

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I want to. It's how I keep my figure.

"I want to. It's how I keep my figure."

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I'll drop you home first.

"I'll drop you home first."

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This is your chance to get what you need. Don't fuck it up.

"This is your chance to get what you need. Don't fuck it up."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Sup.

"Sup."

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Sup?

"Sup?"

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She's cool.

"She's cool."

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- Sup? - She's cool.

"- Sup? - She's cool."

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They think you're cool, so just play it cool.

"They think you're cool, so just play it cool."

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Don't show your cards, you dumbass. You need this guy.

"Don't show your cards, you dumbass. You need this guy."

Physical

Good waves out there today?

"Good waves out there today?"

Physical

Why don't you tell me what you're fucking here for?

"Why don't you tell me what you're fucking here for?"

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Swing and a miss, fatty.

"Swing and a miss, fatty."

Physical

- I... - You know we work really hard.

"- I... - You know we work really hard."

Physical

I mean, right now I'm not 'cause I'm surfing,

"I mean, right now I'm not 'cause I'm surfing,"

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but, like, when I'm not surfing, I'm, like, working my ass off.

"but, like, when I'm not surfing, I'm, like, working my ass off."

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So if you're just gonna, like, keep taking things from us...

"So if you're just gonna, like, keep taking things from us..."

Physical

I would like to come back to Bunny's class.

"I would like to come back to Bunny's class."

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There's nothing else out there quite like it.

"There's nothing else out there quite like it."

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And what she does, it's special

"And what she does, it's special"

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and made me feel...

"and made me feel..."

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powerful.

"powerful."

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And I would like to continue to feel...

"And I would like to continue to feel..."

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that.

"that."

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Dude, seriously?

"Dude, seriously?"

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While we still can.

"While we still can."

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What does he mean while you still can?

"What does he mean while you still can?"

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Like you don't know.

"Like you don't know."

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Your friend Breem's gonna dig up the river mouth,

"Your friend Breem's gonna dig up the river mouth,"

Physical

change the shape of the whole point,

"change the shape of the whole point,"

Physical

destroy our whole reason for living, aka this wave.

"destroy our whole reason for living, aka this wave."

Physical

People think killer waves are some God-given accident or some shit.

"People think killer waves are some God-given accident or some shit."

Physical

Really? They are a fragile set of geologic and oceanic factors.

"Really? They are a fragile set of geologic and oceanic factors."

Physical

You fuck with one of them, it's all over.

"You fuck with one of them, it's all over."

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Anyway.

"Anyway."

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As far as you coming back to Bunny's class...

"As far as you coming back to Bunny's class..."

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not really seeing that in the clouds.

"not really seeing that in the clouds."

Physical

You mean in the cards?

"You mean in the cards?"

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I mean what I said.

"I mean what I said."

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Later.

"Later."

Physical

Are you sure he said it was casual?

"Are you sure he said it was casual?"

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I don't know what he said.

"I don't know what he said."

Physical

I asked you

"I asked you"

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and you said he invited you to a gathering at his house,

"and you said he invited you to a gathering at his house,"

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- and then when I said, "Is it casual..." - Who the fuck cares?

"- and then when I said, "Is it casual..." - Who the fuck cares?"

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I'm sorry. I am very nervous right now.

"I'm sorry. I am very nervous right now."

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I really need this endorsement.

"I really need this endorsement."

Physical

Okay, so who cares what you look like? You look great. Okay?

"Okay, so who cares what you look like? You look great. Okay?"

Physical

Holy shit. How big is this house? It's like a hotel.

"Holy shit. How big is this house? It's like a hotel."

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- Hey! You made it. - Hey.

"- Hey! You made it. - Hey."

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- Hi. - Yeah.

"- Hi. - Yeah."

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Welcome to our obnoxiously un-humble abode.

"Welcome to our obnoxiously un-humble abode."

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- Wow. Thank you. - Unreal. Unreal. Yeah.

"- Wow. Thank you. - Unreal. Unreal. Yeah."

Physical

Ernie Hauser. Pleasure to meet you.

"Ernie Hauser. Pleasure to meet you."

Physical

I'm an elbow tapper. Hygiene freak.

"I'm an elbow tapper. Hygiene freak."

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Yeah, sorry. This is my wife, Sheila, and this is our daughter, Maya.

"Yeah, sorry. This is my wife, Sheila, and this is our daughter, Maya."

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- Hey, Maya. Hi. Hello. - Hi.

"- Hey, Maya. Hi. Hello. - Hi."

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Allow me to introduce you to my wife, Greta.

"Allow me to introduce you to my wife, Greta."

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Greta-Gret-Gretty!

"Greta-Gret-Gretty!"

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We actually know each other from the kids' preschool.

"We actually know each other from the kids' preschool."

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Yeah, great!

"Yeah, great!"

Physical

So you're one of Greta's volunteer army draftees?

"So you're one of Greta's volunteer army draftees?"

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No, she usually just drops her daughter off and leaves.

"No, she usually just drops her daughter off and leaves."

Physical

Okay.

"Okay."

Physical

- You like margaritas? - I do.

"- You like margaritas? - I do."

Physical

My girl makes a great one. Why don't you come over here?

"My girl makes a great one. Why don't you come over here?"

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- Go get a margarita. - See ya.

"- Go get a margarita. - See ya."

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- I had no idea... - How rich we are?

"- I had no idea... - How rich we are?"

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Yeah. It's crazy. I know.

"Yeah. It's crazy. I know."

Physical

Yeah, and who your husband was.

"Yeah, and who your husband was."

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I told you,

"I told you,"

Physical

and I told you again 'cause you weren't listening the first time.

"and I told you again 'cause you weren't listening the first time."

Physical

Or the second time either, I guess.

"Or the second time either, I guess."

Physical

Pinky's hungry. She wanna eat.

"Pinky's hungry. She wanna eat."

Physical

Well, I think all the kids are in the TV room.

"Well, I think all the kids are in the TV room."

Physical

You wanna get some food for Pinky in there?

"You wanna get some food for Pinky in there?"

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- Yes. - Okay. Okay, let's go. Come on.

"- Yes. - Okay. Okay, let's go. Come on."

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- Thank you. - You're welcome.

"- Thank you. - You're welcome."

Physical

A long time ago in the middle of the forest lived two children.

"A long time ago in the middle of the forest lived two children."

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The boy was named Hansel.

"The boy was named Hansel."

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I'm Hansel.

"I'm Hansel."

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- And the girl was named Gretel. - I'm Gretel.

"- And the girl was named Gretel. - I'm Gretel."

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God, this place is enormous.

"God, this place is enormous."

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Who needs a house this big?

"Who needs a house this big?"

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Someone with an ass that big.

"Someone with an ass that big."

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No. You're caught.

"No. You're caught."

Physical

Now you've got to make nice with those guzzling gossipy...

"Now you've got to make nice with those guzzling gossipy..."

Physical

That's quite the setup over there.

"That's quite the setup over there."

Physical

I've never seen a TV that big. It's like a drive-in.

"I've never seen a TV that big. It's like a drive-in."

Physical

That's Ernie. You know, he has to have the newest model of everything.

"That's Ernie. You know, he has to have the newest model of everything."

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If it's the biggest one, Ernie has to have it.

"If it's the biggest one, Ernie has to have it."

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I'm still trying to get Steven to let me have a microwave.

"I'm still trying to get Steven to let me have a microwave."

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He thinks they cause cancer.

"He thinks they cause cancer."

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Well, we've been using ours for popcorn.

"Well, we've been using ours for popcorn."

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- No oil, no mess. - Nice.

"- No oil, no mess. - Nice."

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If I can cook a hot dog in ten seconds, I'll take a little cancer risk.

"If I can cook a hot dog in ten seconds, I'll take a little cancer risk."

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Why would they allow it in the home if it wasn't safe?

"Why would they allow it in the home if it wasn't safe?"

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Other than corporate greed and government ineptitude?

"Other than corporate greed and government ineptitude?"

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This is why you keep your thoughts to yourself, you freak.

"This is why you keep your thoughts to yourself, you freak."

Physical

You guys moved here from Berkeley, right?

"You guys moved here from Berkeley, right?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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No oil, no mess.

"No oil, no mess."

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