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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"Look. l put you in this week's cartoon."
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"And you even get to say, "Zoo-wee Mama.""
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"Wow. That's really"
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"So, listen."
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"lt's kind of funny, you know, the whole Safety Patrol thing."
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"Yeah?"
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"Ready for the funny part?"
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"Well, l'm the one who terrorized those kids!"
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"What? Yeah,"
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"and l think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this."
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"Like, l should be more careful what l do in front of Mrs. lrvine's house."
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"And you, well,"
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"you should be more careful who you lend your coat to."
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"You know what, Greg? You're not a good friend."
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"Whoa. How could you even say that?"
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"l'm a great friend."
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"lf you were a great friend, you would have told Mr. Winsky the truth."
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"Okay, one thing. You can't get mad about just. . ."
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"You only care about yourself."
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"You hated my cartoon."
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"You made fun of my clothes. You disrespected Joshie."
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"You broke my hand and you didn't even seem sorry."
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"That broken hand was the best thing that ever happened to you !"
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"Don't call me."
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"Don't come by my house. We're done."
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"l thought the whole thing wouId bIow over."
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"But Rowley was still giving me the siIent treatment."
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"Even when I tried to make the first move."
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"Yeah."
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"So, anyway, l was so angry at him, l didn't know what to say."
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"One of the kindergarteners"
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"finally told their parents the whole story."
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"Greg? You're relieved of your Safety Patrol duties, effective immediately."
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"Rowley,"
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"for showing dignity under false suspicion, l am promoting you"
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"to team captain."
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"Now, that's a position that l held for two years. l know you'll honor it."
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"Okay"
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"You're supposed to be my friend"
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"We're supposed to get along"
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"Hey, you're supposed to be my friend"
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"Hey, Rowley, my mom says it's okay for me to sleep over tonight."
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"Awesome!"
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"The whole thing with Rowley is, l was willing to let bygones be bygones."
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"But then he made friends with CoIIin just to mess with me."
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"As if I even care if he..."
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"Well, you know what?"
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"Two can play at that game."
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"There's no going back, Sergeant."
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"l need to board the helicopter."
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"Do you have my back?"
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"l will always have your back, Captain."
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"Yeah, maybe l'll meet up with some friends"
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"Yeah, maybe l'll meet up with some dogs"
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"'Cause you're supposed to be"
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"You're supposed to be"
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"Supposed to be my friend"
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"You're supposed to be my friend now"
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Greg Heffley."
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"So, l was thinking maybe you might want to have a sleepover?"
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"Yeah. With who?"
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"Me."
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"Yeah, when?"
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"Now."
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"Greg Heffley, l love you !"
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"We are going to be best friends forever!"
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"Wanna have a tickle fight?"
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"Okay. Let's get inside."
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"l can't believe it!"
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"Greg Heffley's in my room ! Greg Heffley's in my room, Rebecca."
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"What do you want to do, Greg Heffley? How about Twister?"
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"l'm not really that much of a Twister guy."
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"Candy! Wait!"
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"No, no, no! Fregley, come on ! Really!"
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"l really think we should save those for later!"
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"Maybe we should go outside and. . ."
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"My mom doesn't let me have sugar."
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"She says high glucose in my diet induces hyperactivity."
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"But it's so good !"
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"Greg Heffley, you want to jumpety-jump?"
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"Yeah, you know what, Fregley? l just remembered,"
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"l have an appointment, a really important appointment."
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"lt's a homework appointment. Yeah, and l really should be going."
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"Get away from me!"
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"l can fly! Whoa."
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"How fun, Greg Heffley!"
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"Greg? Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg? Greg? Greg?"
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"l hear you breathing, Greg Heffley."
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"Dear Gregory"
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"l'm very sorry l chased you with a booger on my finger."
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"Here, l put it on this paper so you can get me back."
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"What?"
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"All right."
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"Okay, enough. l'll show Rowley I don't need him."
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"When he sees me in the yearbook as Most TaIented,"
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"he's gonna come running back."
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"Okay, since there are so many of you here auditioning,"
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"to save time, we're gonna do a group sing of one of my favorite songs."
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"Please refer to the lyrics on this handout."
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"l will pick out the best voices and place you accordingly."
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"Greg Heffley, what a lovely soprano voice you have. l'm stunned !"
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"Maybe you should be Dorothy!"
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"No, no, l can't be. . . No!"
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"Greg Heffley was suspended from the school Safety Patrol !"
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"How can you trust him with the lead role in the play?"
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"He can't be Dorothy! l'm Dorothy!"
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"All right, Patty, calm down."
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"l'm Dorothy! l am !"
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"My mother is the president of the P.T.A."
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"She can ruin your life!"
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"Just an idea."
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"All right, well, Greg, your voice is too high for any of the other male roles."
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"Perhaps you can be a tree!"
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"A tree?"
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"No way."
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"The trees get to throw apples at Patty Farrell."
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"Haven't you seen the movie?"
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"Wait, we don't get arm holes?"
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"How are we gonna throw apples at Dorothy without arm holes?"
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