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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"No, no way l go into Devil Worshiper Woods. Uh-uh."
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"This isn't over!"
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"l'm really scared !"
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"Just keep running !"
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"Did you hear that? lt's the devil worshipers."
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"Guys?"
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"Are we safe? Yeah."
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"And we made it with still a ton of candy."
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"Sorry. l was. . . l thought you were teenagers."
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"Maybe next year, Pops!"
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"Hey!"
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"So anyone eIse exhibiting symptoms of pink eye"
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"shouId contact the nurse immediately."
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"ln field trip news, consent forms are going out today"
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"for our annuaI History of Plumbing excursion."
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"ln sports news..."
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"I think Shelly is looking hot today."
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"Yeah."
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"Are they talking about me?"
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"l don't know. l don't speak Russian."
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"And finally, some positions have opened up for the Safety PatroI."
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"lf anyone is interested, see Mr. Winsky after homeroom."
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"Now that's what l'm talking about."
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"Safety PatroI. The cops of middle school."
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"You boss people around,"
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"report the jerks, and miss cIass three times a week."
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"Safety Patrol is a sacred trust."
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"When you put on this vest and that badge you become a protector of the weak."
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"You become an enforcer of the laws of this school,"
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"because today's litterer and jaywalker"
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"is tomorrow's window breaker and graffiti vandal,"
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"and it's our job to stop it."
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"So l ask you, are you up for the job?"
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Then welcome to Safety Patrol."
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"Just remember, with great power. . ."
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"Whoa."
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". . .comes great responsibility."
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"Now, you get your first assignment just after lunch,"
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"so you'll be excused from the first 20 minutes of sixth period."
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"But that means we'll miss Algebra. . ."
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"Ouch !"
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"Do we get free stuff?"
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"Free hot cocoa."
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"Could this day get any better?"
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"Whoa, is that cocoa?"
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"Sorry, Safety Patrol only."
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"Sorry."
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"You rejected the school paper,"
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"but you joined the Safety Patrol?"
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"Look, are you working your way down the evolutionary ladder?"
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"What?"
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"Look, Safety Patrol is the lowest of the low,"
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"the geekiest of the geeky, the lsland of Misfit Toys."
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"You're just jealous they don't trust you to keep our school safe."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, l need to secure the perimeter."
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"l'm hungry."
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"Keep it straight, people."
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"Single-file line, one by one."
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"Greg ! lt's those guys from Halloween !"
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"What do we do?"
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"Come on, man, just pull my finger."
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"l swear to God, l'm not gonna do anything."
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"Everybody, shoulder to shoulder. Shoulder to shoulder."
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"Go. Go! Whoa, whoa."
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"That was close."
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"Too close."
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"lt's times like these that make me reaIize"
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"Rowley's pretty lucky to have me as a friend."
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"And l got Twisted Wizard Two, and a new bike!"
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"And we're going to take a family trip to New York City for New Year's Eve!"
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"What did you get?"
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"My dad got me a weight-lifting set."
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"Do you know how many video games l could've gotten instead?"
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"l had to get out of there before he expected me to, like, use it."
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"Anyway, let's play some Twisted Wizard Two at your house."
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"Probably not a good idea."
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"My dad's still annoyed at you."
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"For what?"
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"Remember that secret language we made up last week?"
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"Your-pa dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a woman-pa."
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"l think he cracked our code."
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"We should probably do something outside."
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"Why can't you ride and l throw at you first?"
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"My legs kind of hurt from walking over here."
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"Okay, Rowley. Come on. Get up."
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"Shake it off."
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"Are you sure the doctor was right?"
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"lt really didn't look that broken to me."
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"Yeah, it's broken. The X-ray never lies."
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"Oh, my gosh. What happened?"
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"l broke it."
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"How?"
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"Big Wheel accident."
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"You're funny."
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"Can l sign your cast? Me, too."
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"l wanna sign it, too."
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"Why, sure."
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"Hey, l'm the one who broke his hand."
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"Then you're a jerk."
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"Sorry. Does it hurt?"
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"Rowley, you're so funny."
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"After l stood. . ."
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"l couldn't believe it!"
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"Rowley was eating at an actuaI tabIe because of something l did!"
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"Where's my credit?"
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"And he's right handed! He can feed himself just fine."
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"So, how's that class favorite thing working out for you?"
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"Great."
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"I reaIized Rowley's injury thing was a pretty good racket."
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"lt's gonna be so much fun."
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"Hey, guys. Check it out."
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"Oh, my gosh, what happened?"
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"lt's a raging infection caused by a splinter that was left untreated."
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"Want to be the first to sign my sympathy sheet?"
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"No."
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"l'll sign it, Greg Heffley, if you'd let me look at your infection."
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"And on the X-ray, you could see where the bone just snapped right in half."
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"l had the exact same break last year, and it got all purple!"
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"Cool ! Mine, too!"
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