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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"Why are we going all the way over there?"
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
"lt's where the rich people live."
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"They hand out, like, two, three pieces of big candy to each kid."
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"Not that candy corn crap."
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"l'm talking about full-size Milky Ways and Nutter Butters."
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"Plus, if we time it right,"
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"rich people get tired of answering their doors and just leave the bowl out."
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"We can clean up."
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"Wow, you're lucky."
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"My mom doesn't let me play with makeup anymore."
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"Shut up, tool. Löded Diper's got a gig tonight."
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"Mmm."
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"Going to the North Side, huh?"
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"Takes you right past the Devil Worshiper Woods."
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"The Devil Worshiper Woods?"
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"You know about that story, right?"
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"Well, there used to be this house right here where these woods are."
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"They had to tear it down because what happened there was so terrible."
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"What happened there?"
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"Well, a long time ago, two kids who were, l don't know,"
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"maybe in middle school,"
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"they trick-or-treated at that house on Halloween night."
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"But the house was full of devil worshipers"
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"who put the kids in these giant pizza ovens."
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"And they cooked them and they ate them."
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"But they forgot to turn off the ovens."
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"So the house burned down with everyone in it."
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"How'd the trees get there?"
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"And then they planted trees."
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"Oh."
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"And to this day, on Halloween night,"
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"you can still hear the demonic laughter of the devil worshiper ghosts"
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"as they roam the woods, looking for more kids to sacrifice!"
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"Hey, Rodrick. l need you to help me out. Like. . ."
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"Are you wearing eyeliner?"
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"Trick or treat."
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"Susan !"
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"l'm on door duty!"
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"Thank you."
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"Bubby!"
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"Mom, can you tell him to stop calling me that?"
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"What if somebody hears?"
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"Then they'll know how much he loves you."
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"Frank, Frank, honey, honey, can you go with them?"
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"No, l can't. l got to guard the house"
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"They're gonna get drenched from the roof."
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"Honey, for goodness sakes, don't do that again."
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"Remember what happened last year?"
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"l got you !"
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"Hi."
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"l thought they were teenagers."
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"And l couldn't see through the bushes."
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"My legs, they hurt from the squatting."
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"So, that's why l'm doing it from the roof this year."
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"So l can see when they're coming."
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"Can we go now?"
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"Yes, go."
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"But stay in the neighborhood."
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"Trick or treat."
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"And no North Side!"
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"We promise!"
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"We got to stay in this neighborhood the rest of the night."
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"That guy gave me two full-size Snickers!"
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"Did l tell you or did l tell you?"
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"These people have money to burn !"
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"l can't believe we got this much candy."
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"This is, like, the best day ever."
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"Hey, reflector dude, nice costume!"
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"Thanks! My mom made it. . ."
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"Oh, that was awesome!"
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"l saw your plates! We're calling the cops!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Run !"
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"Hey, they're going through the yard !"
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"Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!"
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"Where are we going? We're totally exposed !"
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"My grandma's house!"
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"Quickly!"
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"They're coming !"
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"Hello?"
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"That's not helping ! She's not home!"
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"Bingo night. Okay, you guys are dead."
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"Open the door! Get the key! Okay. Okay."
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"Open the door! Get it! Come on, let's get them, boys."
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"They're coming !"
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"- Now! - Oh, l got you now!"
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Come on, you babies!"
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"l'm gonna kick your butts!"
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"Yeah? You and what army?"
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"Whatever."
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"You guys are so lucky you can hide in there behind your mommy!"
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"No, we aren't! lt's not our house!"
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"lt's his grandma's and she's not even home!"
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"What? Why would you tell them that?"
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"Did he just say that?"
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"Oops."
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"Now they're never gonna leave."
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"You need to call your mom to come get us."
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"Mine'll kill me if she knows we're here."
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"Mine will, too. She thinks you're a bad influence."
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"She's right."
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"Then we're gonna have to bust out of here."
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"You have any threes?"
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"Go fish."
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"Hey, what's that?"
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"Danger, danger"
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"High Voltage"
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"Danger, danger"
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"High Voltage"
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"Just back off! l don't want to hurt anybody,"
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"we just want to walk away and forget this ever happened."
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"Nobody needs to be a hero! Whoa!"
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"l'm gonna rip off your arms and punch you in the face with your own fists!"
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"They're gaining ! This way!"
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"The Devil Worshiper Woods! No way!"
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"Hey! Stay right there! We're gonna get you !"
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"They're going into the woods."
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