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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"Three months?"
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"Yeah."
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"l'll just stick to eating."
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"Well, l don't know where you put it, Heffley,"
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"but you gained 1 0 pounds and joined the Bulldog class."
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"Yes."
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"l thought you didn't gain any weight this week."
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"My mom's ankle weights."
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"All right, bulldog Heffley. Meet your new opponent."
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"What? But this is boys' wrestling."
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"Ever hear of Title lX?"
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"Her parents threatened to sue,"
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"so you show her what it's like to wrestle a real live boy."
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"Come on ! What you waiting for, huh?"
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"Don't be such a wuss, Heffley."
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"Make your move!"
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"She's a girl ! Where do l grab her?"
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"Stay down ! Patty, over here!"
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"Get off of me!"
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"Can l wrestle somebody good now?"
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"Well, look who's in the paper."
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"Greg ! You're famous! Right on the front page!"
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"And if l would have pinned her,"
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"which l could have done easily,"
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"you know l would have gotten in trouble for hurting a girl."
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"Why does she even want to wrestle?"
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"Who knows? Girls are very confusing."
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"Like today, l heard someone in the hallway say"
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"that Bryce Anderson has a cute butt. What does that even mean?"
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"A butt can't be cute. lt's a butt."
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"l know, but that's what they were saying."
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"l don't see why girls our age can't talk just like regular people."
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"So how are you gonna become a class favorite now?"
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"Two words. Best Dressed."
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"How are you going to do that?"
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"Fashion is easy."
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"You wear a shirt and a tie, and kids are impressed."
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"l'm telling you, this is gonna work."
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"l light 'em up before the motor starts"
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"l go so fast that l could never stop"
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"Look under the hood but you don't know what l got"
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"l'm a moving violation, baby"
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"Hot, hot, hot, hot"
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"Ta-da!"
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"l told you l was wearing this."
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"l know!"
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"l wanted to be matchers!"
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"Check them out!"
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"Greg and RowIey sitting in a tree"
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"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
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"First comes Iove..."
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"You know, maybe Rodrick was right about Rowley."
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"Maybe l do need a new best friend."
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"But l can't just ditch him."
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"l mean, if anybody has a better idea, I'd Iove to hear it."
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"ln this school, much like your own,"
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"one boy is about to learn an important lesson"
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"about seIf-worth and esteem."
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"Gag me with a spoon."
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"That guy is so unpopular, I'd hate to be him."
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"Why doesn't anybody like me?"
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"Maybe because they don't know how awesome you really are."
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"Brock Branigan P.l.! What are you doing here?"
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"I'm here to soIve the case of the boy who just needed to be himseIf."
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"So go for it! Show them how awesome you really are!"
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"Hey, guys. Do you like break dancing?"
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"That is totally rad!"
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"Wicked. You shouId sit with us at Iunch, friend."
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"Sweet!"
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"lt really is awesome to be me! Thanks, Brock."
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"Okay. Let's talk about what we've learned."
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"l don't know about anyone else, but I know what I Iearned."
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"It is awesome to be me."
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"The problem with Rowley is that he's not enough like me."
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"I can't ditch him 'cause he'd be Iost without me."
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"But maybe l can fix him."
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"Because that's the kind of friend I am."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Making your clothes more middle-school friendly."
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"Look at this stuff. Too babyish and weird."
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"Too "Why don't you just punch me now?""
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"What are you, a foreign exchange student?"
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"Oh, man. This one we burn."
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"That was a present from my mom."
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"Well, then your mom is trying to get you killed."
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"Ready? Steady. Go."
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"No, no, no. You look like one of the Seven Dwarfs."
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"You only need one strap. One strap is cool."
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"But there's two straps."
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"Why would they put on two straps"
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"if you're only supposed to use one?"
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"Because the guys who make backpacks aren't cool."
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"lf they were cool, they'd give it one strap,"
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"like the cool one-strap guys do."
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"You know what has one strap? Machine guns."
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"You know what else? Electric guitars."
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"You know what else?"
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"Purses?"
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"But Joshie is cool."
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"Rowley, Joshie is not cool."
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"He's a lip-synching pop star whose fans are eight-year-old girls."
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"You're just jealous that l was the one who discovered him."
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"Who are you gonna listen to, Rowley? Me or Joshie?"
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"Joshie says to respect your parents and follow your dreams."
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"Then Joshie must get beaten up a lot."
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"You actually almost look as good as me."
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"Am l great at this or what?"
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"There's Bryce Anderson. Just be cool."
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"Hey, Bryce."
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"Yeah, hey, Bryce!"
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"Cute butt!"
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"You're killing me, you know that?"
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"Look, Rowley, tonight's Halloween,"
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"our favorite night of the year,"
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"so, just promise me you won't wear, do or say anything weird."
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"You're kidding me, right?"
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"My mom wanted me to be visible at night."
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"From space?"
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"So, we'll hit a few houses on the way to the North Side,"
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"which is where we'll do most of our trick-or-treating."
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