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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"What kind of extracurricular activities are these?"
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"Out of my way."
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"Who let you into this school, Greg Heffley?"
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"l was thinking the same thing about you, Patty Farrell."
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"You listen to me, Greg Heffley."
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"l'm running for student council president and l'm warning you,"
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"if you get in my way, l will beat you up,"
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"just like l did in kindergarten and fourth grade."
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"Fourth grade? That one was ugly."
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"What's her problem? What did l ever do to her?"
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"Patty, Patty is a fatty, has a face just like a ratty!"
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"Come on, that was pretty funny."
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"She needs to get a sense of humor."
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"And l need something to make me a class favorite."
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"What about class favorites?"
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"Don't you ever say hi or hello before you start talking?"
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"Hi. Hello."
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"Oh, Greg's only here because he really wants to be something. . ."
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"Rowley!"
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"l was just saying that l would really like to nail these people"
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"because it's so obvious that"
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"they're only doing these activities to get in the yearbook."
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"You know, l like your point of view."
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"You should sign up for the school paper."
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"We're the voice of the people."
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"Well, the people are mostly idiots,"
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"so l guess, technically speaking,"
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"we're the voice of the people making fun of the people."
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"Thanks, but l can't be on the paper"
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"because l'm gonna be in the paper a lot."
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"So that would be a conflict of interest."
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"You're the people. Got it."
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"Do you believe me now? That girl is crazy town."
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"Look! They have wrestling !"
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"That's it! l'm great at wrestling."
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"l've watched it for years, l know all the moves."
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"Tombstone piledriver."
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"Chair shot."
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"Vader Bomb."
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"Heffley! Heffley! Heffley! Heffley!"
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"Heffley! Heffley! Heffley!"
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"Okay. Something is very wrong here."
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"These don't look like wrestling costumes to me."
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"Welcome to wrestling, you future Olympians!"
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"So, just to make sure we all get off on the right foot"
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"and nobody gets seriously injured,"
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"we're gonna teach you a few basic moves."
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"Remember, this is about learning the sport and having fun !"
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"All right. lt's not a competition"
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"because everyone here is already a superstar to me."
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"Coach Brewer, can you step over here for a moment,"
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"please, give me a hand? Thanks."
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"That's known as a speed takedown."
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"Nice job, Coach Brewer."
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"Can you get up and come behind me?"
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"Put one arm over my shoulder? Let's go, yeah."
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"You got it, walk it off, come on."
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"That was known as the arm drag."
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"Let's give Coach Brewer a hand, everybody!"
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"He's fine."
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"Yeah, Heffley."
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"What about piledrivers and Vader bombs?"
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"That is fake wrestling."
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"This is real wrestling ! Let's go!"
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"lf l have to wrestle Benny Wells, he'll kill me!"
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"Let's move! Come on !"
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"Okay, to keep things fair, l've divided you into weight categories by your size,"
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"so Rottweilers over here."
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"Bulldogs, you stay right there."
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"And we got two"
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"Chihuahuas. Yeah."
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"Nice head gear."
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"Thanks. My mom let me borrow it."
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"All right, let's see what you got."
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"Don't worry, Fregley, l'll take it easy on you."
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"Hey, l wasn't ready!"
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"Nobody's keeping score, but that was a sweet speed takedown, Fregley!"
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"This is fun, Greg Heffley!"
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"Get off me!"
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"Fregley! Fregley! Fregley!"
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"Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!"
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"All right! Fregley!"
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"Outstanding !"
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"And let's. . . Let's hear it for our other winner."
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"Yay, Greg !"
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"l can't lose to Fregley again."
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"lf l get beat by the weirdest kid in school,"
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"nobody's ever gonna let me sit at their table."
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"How are you going to beat him?"
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"lt's like he had superhuman strength !"
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"l'm not gonna beat him. l'm gonna gain 1 0 pounds this week"
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"so l can move up to the Bulldog weight class."
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"And then you and l can wrestle each other."
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"Ready?"
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"Can l throw at you now? Later."
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"You're better at riding than l am, and l'm a better thrower."
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"Greg, save some for everybody else, honey."
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"Can't. l need to bulk up."
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"Why?"
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"l think your body looks beautiful just the way it is."
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"l heard he got his butt kicked at wrestling. Now what is wrong with you?"
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"Why would you sign up for something you don't have to do?"
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"You signed up for wrestling?"
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"Kind of."
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"You never sign up for anything at school."
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"You fly below the radar."
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"That way you never raise anyone's expectations."
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"Thank you, Rodrick, for those words of motivational wisdom,"
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"but perhaps a better way to look at it is that"
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"it's a chance to learn to excel at something."
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"Well, what could l learn at school that l can't teach myself?"
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"Well, Greg, l think it's great that"
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"you took the initiative to learn something new."
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"This is like the first step to responsibility!"
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"My boss's son Will was smaller than you,"
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"but he built himself up with the weights!"
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"Yeah. We could get you the same equipment."
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"You could train, get the right nutrition, cardio."
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"You'd be in tip-top shape just like Will."
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"And it would only take, like, three months."
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