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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"Wow. Wow."
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"This is a terrible place."
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"No doors?"
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"None."
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"l'm not pooping until l'm in high school."
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"The cafeteria, possibly the cruelest place on Earth."
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"But I was about to make some kid's day by sitting next to him."
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"That seat's saved."
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"For who?"
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"lt's saved."
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"That one's saved, too."
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"So not happening."
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"Uh-uh-uh."
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"Taken."
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"Where are we supposed to eat?"
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"l guess this is where all the cool guys hang out."
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"Fregley must have bumped his head when he was IittIe, like, really hard."
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"Okay, okay,"
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"so my first day could have gone better,"
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"but at Ieast I wasn't humiIiated."
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"Hey, Greg ! You want to come over and play?"
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"What did he just say to you?"
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"Oh."
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"l think my ride's here."
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"Hey, guys. So this guy says to that guy,"
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""You wanna come over and play?""
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"Yeah ! Do you guys wanna play with us?"
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"See? This is the probIem."
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"Right now l have to take abuse from these morons."
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"But in 20 years, Quentin here will be working for me."
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"Greg, please don't fire me."
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"l really need my measly, pathetic job scooping your dog's poop."
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"Whatever. l'll think about it."
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"No, no, no. Vanilla on the bottom and chocolate on the top!"
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"l can't eat this!"
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""Play," Rowley? "Play"?"
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"l've told you, like, a billion times"
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"that guys our age say "hang out," not "play.""
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"Oops."
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"Seriously, if you're not gonna listen to me, just tell me,"
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"'cause if you pull another stunt like that,"
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"we'll be stuck on the cafeteria floor"
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"for the rest of middle school."
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"l found half a Snickers bar down there."
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"l can't be the guy who eats off his lap in the cafeteria."
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"l should be at the top of the food chain by now."
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"Something's got to change, fast."
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"My mom told me to just be myself and people would like me."
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"That would be good advice if you were somebody else."
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"Hey, little brother."
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"Was your first day as crappy as l said it would be?"
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"No. Not at all. You were wrong."
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"lt was actually better than l. . ."
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"Worse."
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"You didn't listen to me, did you?"
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"l told you not to talk, look or go anywhere, and what happened?"
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"He had to eat his lunch on the floor."
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"Rowley."
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"Perfect."
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"And if nobody wants you sitting at their table,"
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"you think they want Chummy Buttons over here?"
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"l was right. You're not even gonna make it out of there alive."
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"The only chance you have of making the yearbook is"
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"when they dedicate it to your memory."
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"So you wanna play Twisted Wizard?"
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"No. l have a better idea."
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"lf he catches you in here, he will kill you."
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"Literally, kill you."
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"Don't worry. As long as we hear the music, we're okay."
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"Whoa. Yeah. Wow."
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"l didn't know Rodrick was into motorcycles."
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"l found it."
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"Found what?"
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"Rodrick's middle school yearbook."
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"This thing holds all the answers."
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"Rowley, this thing is like a bible."
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"See this? This is where a person like me needs to be."
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"The class favorites."
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"They're the best in their class."
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"These people aren't nobodies. They're famous."
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"They don't have to worry about getting a seat in the cafeteria, either."
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"Check this out. There's tons of things l qualify for."
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""Most Likely To Succeed," "Best Looking," "Class Clown.""
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"They should just give that to me right now."
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"Don't you have to be funny for that?"
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"Hey! We could try for cutest friends!"
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"What did l tell you would happen if you ever went in my room again?"
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"But your band is still playing."
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"lt's the bass solo, Turd Burglar!"
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"Don't you know anything about music?"
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"Now, l came up here to get a new drumstick,"
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"and now, Greg, since Mom and Dad are gone,"
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"l'm going to kill you. Literally, kill you !"
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"l told you."
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"Beat it."
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"Okay, but l just want to say one thing !"
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"Run, Greg, run ! What?"
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"Let go, Baby Hippo!"
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"You're gonna have to come out sometime, loser!"
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"l'll wait here as long as it takes."
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"And then, you're dead."
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"Time out, Rodrick. l have to pee."
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"No time outs. Only death !"
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"But l really have to go."
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"Don't care."
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"Move over! l'm dying."
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"Got you !"
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"Greg, did you throw Manny off his. . ."
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"What is going on?"
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"Greg started it. l just came in here to take a shower."
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"He's lying ! He was gonna kill me 'cause l was in his room !"
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"And so you peed on him?"
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"Yes. l mean, no. l mean. . ."
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"Yes."
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"Wow, there's a lot to sign up for."
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"You could be class favorite in a bunch of things."
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"Jazz dancing !"
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"We could do that one together!"
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"l can't believe all these activities. They're all so much work."
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"Staying after school, meeting before school, on weekends."
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